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Oct. 28th, 2019


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Dream update: Quinjet? Spaceworthy. Did not expect to find Skrull refugees, but that's okay. Found the power source the Kree wanted. Something called the Tesseract.

Also realized the Kree have been holding my powers back so I burned out the chip they had in my neck. Woke up before the fight really got started though.

And that cat? Alien. Something called a Flerken.

Oct. 25th, 2019


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I should definitely find a job. But I'm definitely not going back into retail.

The murderous tendencies are hard enough to keep under control on a daily basis, never mind throwing in incentives to let them loose.

It doesn't leave a lot of options on the table though. Which just results in yet more boredom.

Oct. 19th, 2019


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Dream me had a momentary mental breakdown but she's good now. We've got a goal of following a set of coordinates to find something that's supposed to stop a war and I woke up as we were retrofitting a prototype called a Quinjet to be spaceworthy.

More importantly I woke up with this sitting on my chest purring at me. Say hello to Goose.

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Oct. 1st, 2019


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What the actual hell, Danny?!

Ever wake up from a dream really wanting to punch, or at least yell, at someone but you can't because you only know them in the Dreams?

Tips on how to deal with that would be appreciated.

Sep. 16th, 2019


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Glad as I am to have my strength back - I really could have lived without the heightened sense of smell coming back. How in a week did I forget how disgusting that tea blend my neighbor makes every damn day smells?

[Katherine]
Gonna need you to help me stay on top of things tonight - I'm still adjusting to having everything back. Distractions are definitely a problem for me.

[Stiles]
If your boyfriend comes in tonight I'm putting him on phone babysitting. I'm delegating every distraction I can until I get used to my senses again.

Sep. 2nd, 2019


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It's definitely strange seeing my Dream self doing something that isn't running the Chikara Dojo, though I'm not entirely shocked either. It was still strange to see. Even if what I...she is still helping the community, so it's not like the goal or purpose has changed, just the means. Which isn't the worst thing. It's still just strange though. Not to mention the

Or that the fight has seemed to land with her/me despite that fact. Which honestly should have been expected when you defeat an evil organization and leave a power vacuum for the different street gangs to try and seize power.

Aug. 8th, 2019


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Some of my other memories are becoming more clear. I'm not an alien, I'm human, and I'm pretty sure the Kree kidnapped me and brainwashed me into fighting their war.

Woke up to a box of my personal effects. Maria kept them all, even what was left of my dog tags...

I can't tell if she's my best friend or we're married, the memories are a little fuzzy on that, but it was damn nice to see her.

Jul. 25th, 2019


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[Selfie taken of Tony in his Iron Man Suit, somewhere up in the sky]

This is a thing. It happened. Don't worry; Not selfie-ing and flying, moms.

Jun. 19th, 2019


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So apparently I need to have a talk with my employees about what I do and don’t want texts about. I know some of them are on here so they can skip the meeting by seeing this, and because they aren’t the ones doing this anyway. Sad when the younger ones got more sense than some of the guys and girls my age. Or hell older even. Those of you who don’t work for me might be able to make use of these guidelines too so here goes:

Do text me:
1)You’re going to be late.
2)You’re sick and not coming in.
3)Family emergency and not coming in.
4)You’re picking up someone’s shift.
5)Someone else is picking up your shift.
6)You can work a weekend/holiday after all.
7)You want extra hours

Don’t text me:
1)You’re horny.
2)You’re high.
3)You want to get high
4)You’d suck a dick to get high - yes that is one I got
5The other manager ‘cussed you out’ - we have audio on our cameras and I do check those recording so I’ll know what got said by both sides
6)That you think one of your coworkers is hot.
7)That you want to borrow money for drugs

[Carol]
Fuck I need a drink right now. You want to join?

[Alex]
So when do they stop being overgrown teenagers and turn into fucking adults with brains of their own that they actually use?

[Davin]
How you settling in?

Jun. 14th, 2019


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Okay, I know I'm not up to date with most popular culture, but even I know that hearing a "good morning" as you walk by a sewer opening is grounds to expect a homicidal clown and be ready to fight.

Especially here.

Turns out it was a lady behind me with her dog. But still.

Jun. 8th, 2019


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OOC cut for spoilers )

Jun. 1st, 2019


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Thanks for the tranq dart to the ass, Legal, I think it prevented this hangover from turning into a day at the hospital.

So I'm laying in some cozy corner of this after party mess trying to recover from waking up from being tranq'd when this plucky red-head comes in with coffee, chocolate, and a cleaning crew.

You guys, I think I might keep her.

May. 19th, 2019


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ooc: spoilers )

May. 13th, 2019


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Here we go here we go I've had enough caffeine that I can *feel the pulse of the universe* but I'm finally ready. It's happening. Here it is.

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We're putting it in. No more battery Tony. We're gettin' an upgrade. Gonna rip this electromagnet right out and do this all up proper. I'm gonna be a night light. Very exciting.

May. 3rd, 2019


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You know, I personally wouldn't put a book titled The Borden Murders in Young Adult Self Improvement, but if that's where the bookstore wants to put it, then who am I to judge?

Apr. 23rd, 2019


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You know anyone who says the customer is always right has never met a bloody customer. On the whole, customers are a demographic of the population that are statistically more likely to be wrong than any other. And sometimes when they're not trying to do returns that are out of policy they're just arseholes.

What kind of jerk leaves a bad review on the internet because I didn't want to take his number and let him take me out on a date when he's done nothing but mouth breathe and stare at me creepily for a week as he hovered by the checkout? He's lucky I didn't punch him in the throat.

Apr. 11th, 2019


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I've been taking more of a liking for folk music of late, specifically Nordic folk music. I've taken a liking to a group called Heilung. Specifically a song called Norupo. It's rather calming to listen to, and reminds me a bit of my home in my Dreams.

Apr. 10th, 2019


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Does anyone want an old Nintendo? Grandpere found it in their attic when they were getting their summer house ready and sent it to Maman and I but I won't actually ever play it. They sent some games too and it still powers on to play them but I don't want it sitting in the house just taking up space.

Apr. 8th, 2019


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Hey, it's me again. Your guy, Tony Stark. I have to stick the name on there because everyone on here is always all 'who are you again?'. Seriously, youtube search me, you'll even get videos with my clothes off. If you're into that.

So I need a person. I had a person, but she did such a great job that she got a promotion. Now it's your turn! General you. The person has to be able to handle things like: Kicking one night stands out of my apartment if I end up too busy to see them out, remembering important details like my birth date and my social security number, buying stuff when I need it, procuring me rare art, and being available for random trips to places at that last minute. Plus, I'll probably text you at 3am at least a zillion times. Very importantly, I've been told it's like babysitting. So someone with enough of a spine to tell a guy like me "Tony, No, it's 4am, get pizza at a normal time of night" is uniquely qualified to professionally babysit one Tony Stark.

There's awesome benefits and compensation for being forced to work for such a gigantic asshole as me. Hit me up.

On another note? I'm totally Iron Man, apparently. Like, super hero gig stuff. And Pop Tarts? You're on my naughty list.

Apr. 3rd, 2019


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Does anyone on this thing know how to get rid of bad reviews that were obviously left in bad faith? I swear, if this impacts my

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I'm tipsy at a Denny's, first person to respond I'll buy you a home run and a few rounds at the bar across the street

Mar. 29th, 2019


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I should be glad that the Dreams didn’t force me to live through another shift, my muscles are sore just thinking about it, but could somebody tell me where the hell Bon Temps Louisiana is? I tried to look it up on a map but I couldn’t find it. Not where it’s supposed to be at least.

Mar. 22nd, 2019


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This is now in my freezer.

There's nothing else in my freezer.

But it's worth it.

Mar. 21st, 2019


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Who's got two thumbs and almost burned down her Dojo?

THIS girl, that's who.

I think I'm going to need a beer. Or fifty, you guys' idea of good beer alcohol volume is a joke.

Mar. 18th, 2019


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Wasn't in my welcome packet but I decided to check this place out anyway. Seems its where all the cool kids are hanging out, or something.

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I'm getting kind of sick of my apartment.

Jul. 9th, 2016


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I have had two sets of unique dreams, but now I'm dreaming of something that's clearly heading towards a similar event from the other set of dreams.

I don't need this.

Jun. 29th, 2016


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Christ on a white horse, this Brexit nonsense is pissing all over the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland. Did anyone not consider what ramifications this will have, to fuck with the border, when they voted leave like the idiots they are? Decades and decades of violence and tension, and now it's all going to be kicked up again. I remember I used to travel back and forth with no trouble at all - who knows what will happen now, since loads of people live and work on different sides of the border, and cross every day.

I'll just be out scrubbing my deck. And I mean that in the cleanest way possible.

private, secure messages to thalia and luke )

Jun. 11th, 2016


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I promised myself I would never make one of these posts, but here I am: Fully integrated into the madness.

So, apparently, in my dream world, I'm some human/spider hybrid living on the compound of what definitely seems like a cult, trying to figure out what happened to my missing parents. Now I've apparently joined a crime fighting organisation named HYDRA? Apparently my life is some nerd version of EastEnders.

Anyhow, the reason I'm sharing this highly embarrassing information with you all is because I know that some of you know me, or of me, or of the things I speak about, and I need spoilers. Many spoilers. Just tell me, I'll be fine. I cannot handle not knowing what fresh hell my life is falling into, and I need to be told about it, so I can be in expectation and not be as devastated. I know this about myself. I need to know.

Please?

Jun. 3rd, 2016


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I know I should be irritated, or at least put out. It's probably the worst thing for a lot of people but... well, M-Day wasn't so bad for me.

Sure, I could've done without the smoosh of memories into my head from a life I loved but will likely never live, and I'm sure so many people are floundering from the sudden change out. It's not even a matter of losing powers, since I wasn't a mutant, I was never in that group. Sad for some of them I'm sure, but a lot of them are probably glad, if their powers were insane like so many seemed That said... The stability that's come with the new change, my powers aren't out of this world chaotic anymore, I'm practically at peace with them.

Not to mention the taste of the superhero life without the drama attached? Is it possible to gain inner peace from a dream event that threw half of the world into chaos?

May. 15th, 2016


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I am here courting work. I'm asking out of desperation because I am at my wits' end with my current employment

WANTED: Any sort of photography work! Any sort! Really!

LIMITATIONS: No, I will not be photographing myself naked to send to you, nor will I photograph you killing someone. But that's really it - I'm willing to travel anywhere for any reason.

WHEN: Now. Really, right now.

Think of this as a public service, because if I shoot myself, one of you will likely have to clean it up.

May. 10th, 2016


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These dreams continue to plague me, each one more intricate than the last. Not only do I see multiple versions of myself now I dream of myself delving into years of study of these phenomenon. What's worse? Or better, I suppose it depends on how I continue to choose to look at it, is that it compels me to do the same during my waking hours. I have to fight with the urge to study quantum physics of all things in order to complete my work for the Register.

I'm exhausted. I need a personal day, I think. Unfortunately I will not take one.

May. 8th, 2016


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That feeling when you call home to wish your mother a happy mothers day, and then have to listen to an hour and thirty minutes of why you're wasting your life by not pro-creating. Thanks mom, you really made me wanna spawn a child from that.

I'm going to eat donuts and lament my lack of nagging children now.

Apr. 30th, 2016


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Oh, dammit.

Does anyone in this god forsaken place know where I can buy blackout curtains? Apparently the sun is too strong for dark grey.

I hate California.

Apr. 26th, 2016


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I had the weirdest dream last night.

I was standing in a room looking at a woman that I couldn't make out immediately. When I stepped closer to her I realized that she was me. Except she wasn't. Not really. And she was looking at someone that was, but was not, me, again!

This went on forever. You know, like when you stand in front of a mirror holding a mirror and you see the multiple reflections in it. It was like that except with multiple versions on myself. It was so weird.

That's the last time I eat anything spicy so late at night.

Apr. 13th, 2016


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texts to Kitty Winter


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» Hi. I got your number from Sherlock
» I'm going over some of these files from a cold case and I got access to some additional files
» I was wondering if you'd like to accompany me to the station to look through them.

» As much as musty storage rooms can be exciting.

Mar. 19th, 2016


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Good God! What is with alien races and experimenting on people!

I am officially boycotting an entire science fiction genre, and anyone who knows me knows how frustrating that is. Science fiction. Space. Fun. Explosions. So much fun.

In other news, I've been informed that W-Magazine and it's sister publication are hosting a fundraiser in early May. The problem is we don't know what we're raising funds for. I need suggestions for charities or non-profit organisations that might benefit from a boost in publicity and some much needed funding.

Please don't mention PP, I've already got a headache from listening to the debate surrounding that.

Mar. 14th, 2016


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I need a volunteer, or two.

I am fairly certain that can cast a new kind of spell but I would rather not injure myself. So, I need a couple people who can take a hit, or two, or three...if you are injured...I will compensate your injury with liquor or food.

So, who wants to take some hits in the name of magic?

Mar. 9th, 2016


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I have a turtle. He does not pair well with an apiary, but he will prove most useful, inexplicable by logical conventions though he is... My first dream, my first 'gift' to be bestowed.

Nonetheless, I require a meeting. It is overdue. In the meanwhile: how many of you have received fauna (or flora) from your dreams?

Mar. 8th, 2016


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So today is International Women's Day according to the radio. I'm not really sure what it means but it sounds good. Do women have to do anything special?

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We have take off!!!!

Don't mind me, I just really needed to get that out.

Finally this dream power thing is paying off!

Naturally it comes right after a rather disturbing dream sequence in which I may develop an aversion to large bodies of water and San Francisco, but at this point the powers seem to be staying and my brain hasn't shut off thanks to a massive drain. Go. Me.

Thank God for Spiderwoman.

Mar. 7th, 2016


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Are you creative? Are you interested in fashion? Are you really good at data entry? If you can answer yes to all three of these questions I have good news! Van Dyne Designs is looking for a paid intern!

Feb. 18th, 2016


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Today I've done what most young things these days call 'adulting,' which include: paying college tuition for the twins in full, finding a new place that doesn't smell like moldy cheese for my family (minus the uncle who brushes his teeth with cocaine every morning), and buying furniture that is 100% new and has never been contaminated with bed bugs to furnish this aforementioned new abode.

We even got housewarming flowers? Or something. Well, more for my mother. Apparently she has a suitor who I've yet to meet who the fuck even is this man but he sent her an impressive white lily arrangement? I don't know what to think about this. She's my mother, she obviously doesn't have to answer to me but I would still like to know who this bloody bloke is. Apparently she met him online, so if any of you fuckers darling people would like to admit to wooing Leandra Hawke, we'll need to sit down and talk so I can threaten the safety of your balls.

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It is with great reluctance that I post here in this community. Message boards and the like bear very little use to me, but a little suggests a lingering and potentially quantifiable amount.

To what frequency does this county experience this godforsaken 'rain' of a gory nature?

Feb. 9th, 2016


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Somehow I ended up owning a coffee shop in these dreams. Looks like my dreamself has given up on teaching.

Jan. 15th, 2016


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Hypothetical question.

If you wake up from one of those dreams, sneeze and happen to blow a hole in the wall between your bedroom and bathroom, what do you file that under on the contents insurance?

Jan. 2nd, 2016


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You'd think, normally, that with a new year comes a new me! Well, I like the old me so that's not going to change that much, but what the old me does, now that's something that can change. At least a little.

Van Dyne Designs will be doing something a little different this year. Every month in 2016 we'll be running an amateur design contest. There'll be money prizes and at the end of the year we'll put all 12 winning designs into one final contest, with the winner earning a paid internship at my company! It'll be loads of fun!

And one more, unrelated thing.

I want to do a superhero roll call. You know who you are, but I don't!

Dec. 19th, 2015


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I really wish people wouldn't ask me why I hate Christmas. The real answer sucks. I just wish people would remember not everyone has a good family, so it's not "horrible" that I'm not going home for Christmas.

Sorry. I shouldn't be so negative, but sometimes it's hard not to when I basically get scolded by strangers for not being cheerful enough.

Nov. 10th, 2015


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I'm slightly disappointed to see that people are suggesting Baxter's Bakery as the place to go get pie around here. No offense to Audrey (she does make some delicious food), but I want to make sure my name at least gets a mention (Thanks, Regina).

So, come on down to Mellarky over on [address] for any bakery needs. We've got pies, cakes, cupcakes, pastries, bread, etc all day long. And if you mention "Valar" I'll give you a buy one, get one deal!

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Good morning, Orange County. Someone suggested that I join the network here, and here I am. My name is Carlos Olivera, my wife and I have recently moved to Orange County to live and work at Camp Pendleton. I'll save you all of the other boring details and leave you with this; If a cop pulls over a U-Haul is he trying to bust a move?

Lend me your corniest jokes, I need a few more to embarrass my daughter with.