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Jun. 30th, 2017


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So apparently the way to beat a mime is by creating a rock and roll band.

Now I can't get that damn song out of my head

Jun. 29th, 2017


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Honestly the best part of this time of year are all the fireworks. I do love a good explosion.

May. 31st, 2017


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Oh my god!!! Oh my god!!! I have powers! I had a dream and I had super powers!! I could fly! I stopped a plane from crashing! Oh my god!!! I'm never getting back to sleep tonight!! This is too exciting!!

May. 28th, 2017


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In the ever so weird adventures that are my dreams, a pink furry man names Fuzzy Lumpkins became the mayor of Townsville. I'm not even sure what he is, other than the most redneck person ever. He turned the mayors office into a literal pig sty and then my sisters and I had to catch his stupid pigs.

The only reason the old mayor fought back and won? Fuzzy put on his hat.

May. 11th, 2017


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Goooooooooooooooooosh some people are soooooo rude.

Someone actually cut my hair on the bus. There's a section missing at the back. I'm super bummed out.

They're so lucky it wasn't a lot or I'd need to hunt them down and have a stern talking to them. Now I need to get a few inches off my hair.

#sadface!

May. 9th, 2017


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Imagine being angry for 18 years. Stewing in your rage and your thirst for vengeance. I thought stranding him was a mercy. He killed so many. Attacked my ship.

In the same day I found out I had a son, I lose my best friend. It was my fault, me and my arrogance.

Most of them were cadets. It was supposed to be a training cruise.

May. 3rd, 2017


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You know what would be nice? Being able to automatically control the weird powers and shit I get from my dreams.

Now I have to go and buy new curtains and find a way to cover up the smell of burning fabric before dad gets home.

May. 1st, 2017


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Made a big mistake in my dreams. Accepted a promotion to Admiral and I'm miserable.

The Enterprise looked beautiful after her refit, though. Nearly two years of work went into her. But she's not mine any more. And that grates.

I want to be out there, on the bridge of a starship, exploring the galaxy.

Apr. 29th, 2017


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Apparently evil cats are also a thing in my dreams. This white cat hypnotized the Professor into stealing some jewel so the cat could make all the felines masters of the household.

Basing this on friends who have cats, aren't cats the masters of the house anyways?

Apr. 13th, 2017


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Well, apparently the Kanes and I are on our way to find my brother Thoth. He is, rather unsurprisingly, apparently taking up residence at the University of Memphis. I'm not going because apparently Thoth and I do not get along very well, but I guess I'll still help them get close enough. I did promise to help them. It's a shame we don't I wonder if he exists here Apparently I can also speak Babboon. It doesn't really take a lot of effort, but I was a little more surprised about this outside of the dreams than I was in them. I hope they make it out

I wonder if talking to baboons outside of the dream is the same as inside of them.

Apr. 3rd, 2017


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So it'd seem this is where you can meet people? Kind of a lame dating service, if you ask me. Name's James Barnes, but I go by Bucky. Kind of new to the west coast, but I'm kinda digging the vibe here.

Mar. 30th, 2017


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I'm not sure about las nights dream. My adorable, sweet as candy, cries at Disney movies sister turned into this psycho raging hell woman. Like beat up a talking dog, try to destroy the town angry beast.

I am definitely not a fan of Bubblevicious

Feb. 20th, 2017


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Thanks to discount candy day, my stash is replenished and skillfully hidden from certain thieving sisters who shall remain unnamed.

I also had another dream and I have to admit, I was kind of a little asshole in them. I made fun of a kid who ate glue and he ended up turning into a glue monster. He started wrecking the joint and it wasn't until I apologized for being a bully that he stopped. Then my sister got ice breath, a power that us other two didn't queue a lot of bitterness and jealousy because that's how it goes in the world of five year old superheroes.

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How long does it usually take for powers to show up?

I kinda want to get mine. In one of the newest dreams I had, my spit has healing properties. My friend, Connie, and I were sharing a juice box and that was enough for vision to go back to normal...she needed glasses, before. However, she poked the lenses out to give the illusion that she still needed the glasses.

I wonder what other things I could possibly heal...

Jan. 26th, 2017


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I keep seeing people mentioning dreams all up on this network. Like it's some trendy thing to do or whatever. Did anyone stop to think that maybe they're putting something in our water, huh, to make us have these fucked up dreams. Like, ain't it weird? I think it's weird. Please tell me I'm not the only one that thinks this shit is for the birds.

So last night, as long as we're all in a sharing mood, I had a dream that wasn't as fucked as my first one, but still... whatever. I don't even know where my brain is coming up with this stuff. I met a tree. A living tree. Now before you get all smart with me and say "all trees are alive", this tree could walk and it had arms. And it could talk. Well, it wasn't that good with talking because all it kept saying was "I am Groot." But like, I understood it? He said those three words over and over, but it translated as long ass sentences in my head.

I'm supposed to go to work in a few, but all I can think about is this damned talking tree. All I gotta say is there better not be any bomb threats today otherwise we're all up shit creek because my headspace ain't in it.

Jan. 20th, 2017


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Not being able to fall asleep has led me to just watching random videos on YouTube, where I came across this gem.

It doesn't matter how old it is or how many times I see it. I will forever be amused.

Jan. 11th, 2017


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So plot twist in my dreams!

Apparently our enemy Mojo JoJo is entirely responsible for the creation of my sisters and I! The professor in the dreams had a pet monkey who was a rambunctious asshat and he caused the Professor to add the Chemical X into the perfect girl formula. And it was him! Poor stupid bastard.

Dec. 19th, 2016


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I think this may be the best thing I've seen this Christmas season.

Liam Neeson as Santa is the best thing ever.

Nov. 30th, 2016


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Have you ever watched a show and you see a character and think "that's me!"

I've been watching a lot of Bob's Burgers and I think I may be Louise Belcher personified.

Nov. 25th, 2016


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So apparently I was dreaming last night about my five-year-old superhero self again. It was our birthday in the first half. It started out fun. There was cake (which we blew away by accident) and presents. Only Mojo, Princess, and HIM tried to ruin it. We were really upset about it, but then everyone said that they had a lot of fun anyway. Even though there was a giant killer robot, a rocket that tried to kill everyone, and a giant piƱata gone wrong. Meaning it tried to kill us. The Amoeba Boys actually got us a really nice present. They gave us dolls that looked like ourselves. They were really cute!

Then the second half was basically us being called to do everything, which we were super okay with at first...until people started just sitting around and not doing their jobs because we did it for them. So we decided that Townsville needed to figure out how to take care of themselves. Which meant that when a giant monster invaded the town, we didn't do anything and we let them figure it out. I have to say that the people of Townsville are not that smart. It took a really long time to get them to understand simple things. But in the end, they handled it and once it was over the Mayor still tried to get us to clean up the city. I hope we left it to the people of Townsville.

Nov. 2nd, 2016


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Is there a point where it becomes creepy when you buy toys or something? I mean I get it, I'm an adult but damnit some of this stuff is way cooler than what I had when I was a kidlet!

Don't you judge me old lady cashier. Just scan my Monster High stuff and wish me a good day.

Oct. 27th, 2016


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So the Gangreen Gamg showed up in my dreams again. This time they were using our hotline to prank us into thinking that three of our other enemies were causing havoc. We really didn't even save the day this time. I ended up melting the phone with my laser eyes.

Then Him managed to turn the whole town against us. Our class mates through apples at us, and even the professor tried to attack us. So I ended up hitting an old lady with her cane and punching my teacher.

These dreams are seriously a trip!

Oct. 21st, 2016


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Wow. So I was just coloring, which I am amazing at. I am a great colorer! Yes, that's a word. Stop questioning me. And my drawing disappeared and then my crayons and Buttercup's meat. Why Buttercup needs to punch meat hanging on a hook, I don't really get, but someone stole it. And Blossom's clip. Talk about ruuuude!

Apparently it was this super creepy guy who had all of our collectibles and then wasn't happy with that, so he stole all our stuff and then tried to trap us in boxes! Luckily, the towns people and the Professor came to save us. They opened a ton of his collectibles and he cried like a baby. Then the Professor gave this really strange speech about how if he was a real fan, he wouldn't want us to be trapped in a box. I just didn't want to be trapped in a box. ANYWAY! We were saved! THANK GOODNESS!

Then we were playing jacks at the neighbor's house next door, which was super fun! Then Mojo kidnapped the Mayor and we had to go rescue him. So we went to rescue him, but then we became hostages! Terrible! Of course we then escaped and beat Mojo, but we exploded City Hall. Oops? And then we ate dinner over at the neighbor's house, which was awesome! Only then it got less awesome and our neighbor was trying to kill the Professor and become a super villain. It made things a little awkward. Somehow it all devolved into throwing pies at each other before the police showed up and arrested our neighbor.

Sep. 25th, 2016


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My sisters and I seriously fight the weirdest people in our dreams.

First it was the Boogie Man. He liked disco so I suppose it was fitting? And then there was a zombie magician.

Sorry bubbles for scaring you with the bedtime story in our dreams!

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So now I am in the country with the sheep, the suspicious looks, and my brother's wife of all people. It's not difficult to tell she has no interest in being around me. Neither do their servants. The children, however, seem quite certain that I've come bearing gifts. Which I hadn't really, but that is all a part of being distracted by my being exiled to my brother's country home. And the displeasure of being around sheep. Of course, I gave William my pocket watch, which he quickly broke.

I am predicting a slow and painful death by sheep. It seems the only likely thing to happen. That or death from boredom. The only books in the entire house are children's books and none of them are good quality. Who knows if they are complete books.

Please let me never look like my brother when this is over

All things considered, Orange County is a far less painful exile.

Sep. 12th, 2016


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You know those old cartoons where the coyote has a boulder or an anvil land on him?

I think I know how that poor bastard feels.

Six stitches, some sore ribs and a few hello kitty band-aids (thanks Bubbles). Three rounds total and I finally got the win. Honestly I was starting to think I wasn't going to. I'd love to fight her again.

Aug. 28th, 2016


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Alright, all you pumpkin spice and Halloween people, stop trying to rush the fall. August might be almost over, but summer isn't quite over yet. Lets enjoy the rest of it while it lasts before ushering in the fall.

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One of these days, I should stretch the TARDIS' legs a bit more, journey further out into the universe. The few trips I've taken lately have gone well. It's about time to put the old girl to a true test.

Aug. 27th, 2016


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Dream time again!

Kid me got her first ever crush. On a boy. Gross. And he was green which is gross, and on top of that he was in a gang. Called the Gangreen Gang. And of course the guy totally tries to distract me while the rest of the gang tries to drop my sisters into a container of lava. Where did they even get lava in the city?! But in the end the day is saved by us. These things really are a trip

Aug. 26th, 2016


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Anyone know any good drinking games?

Aug. 11th, 2016


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So I've been watching the Olympics. And I for the life of me can't understand rugby. I swear they were calling penalties on shot that already happened four or five times already in the game! I google it and there are different sets of rules! The best I can figure it's football with a bit of pub brawl mixed in.

Jul. 30th, 2016


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cut for picture, not filtered )

So this is what I did today! Basically it was the cutest day of my life.

Jul. 18th, 2016


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Playing drinking games with the RNC was probably not the best choice for my liver.

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Team Mystic?

No one can even say they have no idea about the whole Pokemon reboot craze going on basically. I have to carry around two port chargers just to keep my phone juiced up for 8-10 hours while I'm working lately. This is insane.

What's also insane is that I'm waiting to find Charizard invading one of my dreams at some point. Wouldn't be that bad, maybe I could have been a Trainer but nooooo I had to go and be Spider-Man. Maybe I'll find some spare parts and try and make himself a real pokedex, only I'll give it a real purpose. I dunno.

On the other hand, true life finally echoes my dreams. I got dumped! WTH!!!


Where are my fellow Team Mystic's at? C'mon...

Jul. 17th, 2016


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Who the hell would have thought the way to have dad treat me with respect was to make him a grandfather? He and mom set up a trust fund/college account for the baby and he's actually excited that I'm partners in a nightclub with Damon and Enzo.

Either that or he's dying.

He's probably dying.

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Attack of the Dreams have happened again.

Blossom and I were fighting about...well. Everything. We even used our laser powers against each other, which makes all of our past real fights look completely sane. Then Bubbles stuffed octopus became gigantic and started destroying the city and took Bubbles as a hostage. We stopped fighting, saved our sister and Octi was defeated.

I'm starting to wonder why people live in Townsville.

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Getting really sick of these dreams. They can stop any time they like.

The Romans killed some of ours, so we captured the son of Imperator Crassus and some of his other men. Spartacus sentenced them to execution ad gladium and hosted his own games. I kind of get why gladiators loved the arena so much, there's...something about it, it's hard to describe.

Naevia was to kill the boy but wasn't granted the honor. We were presented an offer by a Roman henchman, 500 of our men for Crassus's son, and she chose to let him go free. He died anyway, but we got ours back.

Agron was among them It's good to see familiar faces, but he's they're nothing like what they were. I'm trying to figure out how to reach into the dreams and kill every Roman I see, but for now I'm going to punch every bag I find to see if it makes me feel better going to the gym.

As a bonus I got some bracelets or something, because the Dreams are generous with their gifts.

Jun. 30th, 2016


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Sometimes I really hate the people in the gym I go to.

Well not all of them. Mostly this group of three girls whom I've dubbed The Bitter Bitches. They run on the treadmill for about ten minutes and then spend the rest of their time there flirting with the guys and talking shit about the other females that go there. Today they decided I would be their talking point about how I must be anorexic because I'm there all the time and I check my weight. I was damn tempted to throw a weight at them, but managed to restrain myself.

Jun. 29th, 2016


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This is a really good idea. Such a positive move for young girls. I never really understood why any of these pageants needed a swim suit competition.

Jun. 25th, 2016


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It's that time of year again. The time of year that comes a very close second to Christmas.

That's right ladies and gentlemen...

Shark Week is upon us.

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There is a tree just outside my bedroom window that currently holds a bird's nest and every morning around three the birds start chirping and wake me up. It's times like these that I wish I could talk to animals like in the dreams. I'd tell them to shut up and let me sleep. Why do birds need to wake up so early?

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Wine for cats. Has anyone else heard about this? I guess it's catnip or something. This is just what Winston needs. I'd be lying of course if I said that I didn't want to see him drunk on catnip. He's already amusing when he's high on the regular stuff. I might have to look into getting a bottle of this stuff.

Jun. 21st, 2016


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I'm kinda gettin' tired of all these reboots and sequels coming out in theaters. TMNT, Now You See Me 2, Independence Day, Tarzan, Ghostbusters, The Purge Election Year (seriously, I lost count of how many of those films exist).

I think I'm going to go see Central Intelligence so I can laugh my ass off in a movie that doesn't feel like Hollywood is throwing up on me and expects me to like it.

Jun. 20th, 2016


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You ever take a photo of your significant other and just think that the world would be a better place if you shared it?

No, is it just me?

Well, here's a picture of Magnus, anyway.

Also, I have finally told my parents that he and I are engaged. It only took like 6 months to clue them in.

Jun. 18th, 2016


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My dreams this time first involved cockroaches (fucking gross!) and men who decided to rob banks dressed as us. Why no one could tell the difference between three five year olds and hairy men in dresses is beyond me.


Oh and I woke up fucking floating above my bed.

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Agron Someone in my dreams is being a jealous asshole. A cute pirate flirts with you once and it all goes to shit and you end up taking any opportunity to try and talk, which is how you end up surrounded by Roman corpses and trying to have a heart to heart. (Granted the pirates in general are shits who betrayed us, so I mean. Not an entirely unfounded distrust there.)

And Crixus continues to just be an asshole in general. No surprises there. I think that's what Spartacus wanted, though, since we were going to split up and attack the Romans on two fronts before the whole 'pirate betrayal' thing. Don't trust pirates in general. New life plan.

I woke up wearing my shoulder armor, which was actually pretty awesome even if it did leave quite a few weird looking marks Also as a note, don't sleep in leather, it gets sweaty.

May. 29th, 2016


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Dreams are still a jumbled mess. I'm in some type of royal court, and I keep hearing the words "sapphire" "rubies" "blue diamond" and "earth" thrown around.

I actually tried talking to my mom, but she just told me to consult the cards.

A-fucking-plus parenting right there.

May. 28th, 2016


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I want to have fun! Maybe go dancing, because I spend TOO MANY Saturday nights watching Netflix and drinking wine and acting my age.

May. 26th, 2016


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This is hilarious! Signs trash talking each other. I'd totally do something like this if I had my own store.

So, I ended up getting a job for the summer. I wasn't looking to get one, but I came across the ad and decided to apply. I'm gonna be a counselor at a day camp. I did it a few summers ago back in New York and figured it was something fairly easy and extra money is always nice.

May. 23rd, 2016


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I guess this is the place to talk about strange dreams. Does anyone else dream about a twisted version of their childhood? Because I'm pretty sure I grew up in a lab where they experimented on me and other werewolves until my adoptive father took me home.