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Feb. 21st, 2013


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What the hell did I just walk into? I leave town for a couple of months and when I get back all hell has broken lose.

Jan. 10th, 2013


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Lily and I have developed an inhaler that can help to relieve the difficulty breathing that comes along with the "Blue Flu." It will not cure the disease, it only helps to make it easier for those afflicted to breathe.

For the moment, one inhaler is being made available to anyone afflicted for a nominal fee. If you have trouble paying what my company is asking, comment below, and I will make sure you get the medicine you need at a price you can afford.

Oct. 28th, 2012


[info]nightwinging_it
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[info]nightwinging_it
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The clock is ticking...


[info]nightwinging_it
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Tick tock, Tick tock. Thirteen hours and this child is mine. Do you still want me to keep him, or would you like to play the game?
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Today will be the day that you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Savvy?

Oct. 23rd, 2012

[info]notbatty
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[info]notbatty
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An official statement has already gone out through the company, but to remove any doubts:

Barbara Gordon was not involved in the murders of my parents, Thomas and Martha Wayne. I have no suspicions of her involvement, and she has not been asked to leave the board of Wayne Enterprises. There is freedom of the press and then there is defamation of character. I'm no lawyer, but I can say that none of Ms. Skeeter's claims about Ms. Gordon are true.

As the trial is ongoing, I will not be commenting further.

Oct. 10th, 2012


[info]nightwinging_it
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[info]nightwinging_it
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That party thing...


[info]nightwinging_it
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Uh, can anybody teach me how to do elaborate eyemakeup on myself? Also, where do drag queens buy their wigs? I'm not interested in the cheapy stuff I can find in the stores.

...This looks terrible. It's for Halloween, I swear.

Sep. 10th, 2012

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I'd like to express my sincerest gratitude to everyone who sent condolences over the last week. They were very much appreciated.

Aug. 19th, 2012

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Master Wayne, you left without addressing the invitation to the Orange County Debutante Ball, I'm sure quite unintentionally.

Isn't it fortunate then we have these journals to make sure you don't forget these things?

Aug. 13th, 2012

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I can't believe it.

I actually can't believe it. A job offer out of nowhere. That still happens?

Jul. 23rd, 2012


[info]nightwinging_it
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I got lucky with the earthquake/meteor strike event. I was nine hours away at Lake Tahoe for what I'll call camp for grown ups, which really means an outdoor seminar on stress reduction techniques and the healing power of nature. There was also a portion of the second day when we learned how to identify plants that could help us.

To really prove their points, the leaders of this workshop made us turn in our phones, ipads and other electronic stuff in when we arrived at the campground Thursday night, which meant I had no idea all this had happened until I turned on the car radio yesterday after our closing session.

Is everybody okay? What can I do to help?

And here I thought twisting my ankle in the woods was bad...

Jul. 8th, 2012

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I'm afraid I didn't get the Gawker job. Not really surprised, but it's a shame anyway. I really thought I had a chance.

I'm sure something better will come along though.

Jul. 7th, 2012


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Anyone want to go to Disneyland today for free, walk up to the gate and tell them 'Tony Stark is a Boss.'

I will not be there, but I'm filled with love and affection for the human race today for some reason. So enjoy, kiddos.

Jul. 6th, 2012


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I'm back from my business trip. London was lovely, but I missed my home. I'm a bit sad I missed the 4th of July, but I had to stay a couple of days extra to ensure everything would go off without a hitch. I've donated enough money to build three new clean water wells in South Africa, managed to close a deal that I thought would never get done and even managed to have enough time to take a long overdue tour of Oxford.

Now, what's this I hear about a carnivale?

Jun. 28th, 2012


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...The hell...


[info]nightwinging_it
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Wbat exactly happened to me Tuesday? I remember the caffeine, and I'd picked up extras like I usually do. But then I started hallucinating and my heart was racing and it HURT about a second,and then I woke up in an ambulance, with some dickhead shouting orders about what to do with me and how only family could hitch a ride with them. I GUESS someone was arguing with them about it, and there's about three guesses as to who that was. No seriously about three people from there would try.

And now I'm mostly stuck in a hospital bed, bored, and being told not to move around too much, and hooked up to this stupid monitor that beeps whenever I try to take it off. I also want this oxygen tube OUT of my nose, and the IV's out of my arm. I hate just about all these things, and that, for some reason, I can't access my remote connection to work via my tablet.

The nurses weren't even that happy about letting me post here. They said if I went to the valarnet, there were bound to be more strippers showing up, and that was bad for my heart. I'm going to be here at least a couple of days stabilizing.

Who'd have thought the thing that I love most could be so deadly?

Jun. 17th, 2012


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Hello Valarnet. My name is Anya Christina Emanuela Jenkins. It's not a pleasure to meet you. Today I woke up at noon, ate a tub of uncooked cookie dough and watched the Price Is Right. Who is this fat guy and what happened to Bob Barker?

This is the purpose of this journal, correct? To tell people who do not care what you are doing with your day? That's all I ever see from it. I thought I would return the favor.

Jun. 16th, 2012


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Some of you guys were really helpful before so I'm trying this again because now I actually need help.

The A/C at my house just went out and it's frickin hot. Why anyone planning and building thought East/West facing was a good idea I just have no polite words for them. My mom is out of the country and has no reception right now is out of town this weekend and I know repair people don't usually work on weekends but I don't even know a good place to start.

Anyone here have the hook-ups? Recommendations? Not exactly keen on opening the Yellow Pages, closing my eyes, and pointing. Angie's List requires membership. I don't trust Google and Yelp hasn't been helpful.




... and I may need someone to help act as an agent since so far I've gotten two "Will there be anyone over the age of 18 in the house?" questions and had to hang up. Which is spectacular.

Jun. 10th, 2012


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Hmm...


[info]acearcher
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Are drugs a good surprise present to brighten up a friend's week or am I just a horrible person?

Also, Barton? So amused it's not my problem anymore.

Jun. 2nd, 2012


[info]exitthedonut
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Gather round, Valarnet. I'm going to tell you a story about my buddy Bruce. (Not you, Wayne. Banner. To be clear, I am talking about Dr. Bruce Banner right now.)

See, we were at MIT together, Bruce and I. And one night there was this party, you know how college gets. We were trashed. I mean, I pride myself on holding my liquor along with enough for everyone else but we outdid ourselves. Meanwhile, Bruce sees this girl he's kind of had a thing for the whole quarter. She was in our Physics lab. So I push him over, like a good wingman should.

So Bruce walks over, and everything's going great. They flirt all night pretty much, and later that night I'm thinking 'sweet, buddy's gonna get lucky.'

Problem was the aforementioned trashed part. Bruce went in for a kiss, wound up barfing all over her.

What ever happened to her any way, Bruce? You guys kept touch, right?

May. 30th, 2012

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To answer some of your questions: Yes, I've been grounded. No computer, no phone. He did, however, forget about my old iTouch. (Never throw anything away!)

I can't stand this. I'm not a child. I never got the chance to be a child. He can't protect me from everything.

Sometimes I really feel like he could drive me crazy.

May. 21st, 2012


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So, I called the mole lady Nurse Hatchet, and she's surprisingly upset with me. Since my girlfriend's downstairs working (my girlfriend is awesome by the way, seriously, yours isn't as good, just accept it) I've got to come up with a way to pass the time, since now Hatchet is glaring at me and won't talk to me.

SO. Uncle Tony is going to help you fuckers out. Sounds great, right?

Treat this like an advice column. Ask me a question, and I'll try to help you through your life's problems and bullshit like that.

And I swear to God, if someone sends me strippers again I'm going to return the favor. With a male stripper.

A bear stripper. An old bear stripper. Unless you're into that kind of thing, which is okay, not judging, but then you get like, an old lady. I don't know, just don't send strippers seriously.

Apr. 30th, 2012


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Click the link cause this is hot.


[info]nightwinging_it
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAm61Kgw0qM&feature=related

...Oh how I want this to be mine...

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First day I woke up and didn't want to down every pain pill in southern California. That's progress, right there.

I need to go find something to do, clearly. Kind of noticing for the first time my life is pretty boring.

Apr. 26th, 2012


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Thursdays are FIRED.


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I try to be a pleasant employee, get along with my co-workers and do everything right. I really, really do. I mean, we're all a team, we work together, everything adds up. It's usually fine. The petty stuff, well, I don't sweat it.

This afternoon has gone beyond petty, I'm afraid.

Someone disassembled the office coffeemaker. I don't want to know why, I think that I know WHO, and it's literally driving me insane. Sure, I'm off for a quick Starbucks run so we're all sane and happy and fun to be around, but that isn't the same, considering how much cheaper this is.

I can tolerate my co-workers leaving the pot empty, I can tolerate the dirty cups they toss into the sink, since I don't even mind cleaning them up, but this? I have the feeling it's the thing that could break me today. I will be insanely lucky if I make it until closing without murdering someone today.

...My name is Dick Greyson, I am in extreme withdrawal and this is my first post and rant to valarnet. I'm sure it will be nice to meet you once I'm properly caffeinated once again.

Apr. 22nd, 2012

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Well, this is one thing to do on your iPhone while you wait for your table to clear, I guess.