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Feb. 20th, 2015


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I learned from last year's mistakes and ordered about a thousand dollars worth of Girl Scout Cookies. You should have seen the look on the troop leader's face.

Now they're using a mini-van to deliver my cookies into the loading bay at Stark Tower.

Jan. 25th, 2015


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I never thought California temperatures would feel like a relief, but so far this is a heck of a lot more pleasant than Zambia was. No complaints here.

Doctor Bruce Banner. I'm new in town, so I thought I'd say hi. This is me saying hi!


[Filter to Tony Stark]
Hey there, pal. Remember that time you offered me a job, like fifteen years ago?

Dec. 17th, 2013

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I love my work, but I wish I had more time to participate in the traditions I loved as a kid and a young adult. I haven't decorated my tree, or put up Christmas lights, and worst of all, I haven't put a silly paper hat on my bird and posted it to the Internet.

Not that I'll get to any of that until this weekend. At least I have Christmas Eve and day off.

Dec. 16th, 2013


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Today has been thoroughly exhausting. Waking up with a nose bleed, an enormous headache, and brief hallucinations was not on our schedule. Nor was spending almost all day in the emergency room for said symptoms.

I can still hear the baby screaming and sometimes I hallucinate that I'm still holding her and listening to her father demand her back.

If my sister misbehaves in the next couple days I'm afraid you're all on your own.

Dec. 13th, 2013


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December is such a non-stop month. I feel like it's just party after party, and not even very good ones (my apologies). After the third one, you realize you just see the same people in a different venue and no one's got anything to talk about anymore. Thankfully once January rolls around, there aren't going to be any for a while.

So, as it is, I'm going to blame the excessive consumption of eggnog this last week or so for the bizarre dreams I've had.

Has anyone else here dreamed of being not exactly human? Say, being a piece of technology, of sorts?

Nov. 19th, 2013


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It's official. Even I can't get work done because of Buzzfeed.

Nov. 18th, 2013

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I had some of those dreams. I'm fine if that doesn't ever happen again. In fact, that would be a blessing.

Nov. 14th, 2013


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Well this 'truth telling' thing that's going on is certainly enlightening, I'm trying to be an understanding person but some people need to accept that they should just keep quiet and go home.

Nov. 7th, 2013

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Is there anything more pleasant than an unexpected cupcake on your desk? It's my receptionist's birthday, and she brought in treats for us. I'm really glad I hired her, she's been an amazing help. I couldn't do what I do without her.

And right now what I'm doing is eating a cupcake and playing a game on my phone until my next appointment. Ah, bliss.

Oct. 13th, 2013


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Halloween Party, October 26. You know if you're not there the rest of the world will be laughing at you.

Oct. 5th, 2013


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So, ah, a friend suggested I come on here and say hello, as people were nice here. Seems like we all need a little bit of nice in our lives, yeah? So, yes.

I'm Bruce Banner, part of the Genesis Think Tank, and I mostly work, watch corny old movies, and fiddle with chemistry sets as a hobby.

...hi?

Aug. 28th, 2013


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Just a question for everyone, how common is it that things from your dreams show up in real life? Because I'm pretty sure that just happened.

And my dreams have taken a pretty unexpected turn. Well, I guess unexpected for me, cause I'm pretty sure some of you already know what happened.

What am I gonna do with this shield, anyway?

Aug. 1st, 2013


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This dream thing is pretty give-and-take, isn't it? One minute it's great and the next it's - I don't want anymore of them.

Not so great.

I really feel like -
Anyone wanna go grab a drink or something -

I'll be at the gym late today if anyone needs me.

Jul. 30th, 2013


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[info]ex_hulksmash320
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Has anyone seen the goddamn science dog?

Jul. 25th, 2013


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The Avengers. What a catchy and charming name. Six of the world's best and brightest - well, five, plus one other worldly visitor - called together to foil my schemes.

I'll admit, I'm flattered.

And so nice to finally get the chance to meet all of your dream selves. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.

Jul. 16th, 2013

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It really is terrifying that we're over halfway through the year now. How is that even possible?

I feel like time speeds up expoentially after 35.

Jul. 1st, 2013


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I will protect you all if it kills me.


These blue things you're seeing are called Husks. They're dangerous, they're deadly, they have no emotion, no feeling and no individuality left.

If you're reading this message than you're probably a dreamer.

If you're not a fighter, run. If you are, don't feel any remorse when you defend yourselves. You're doing them a favor.

Jun. 26th, 2013

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Locked to Stark Industries Employees

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Lockdown's complete. This place is essentially a giant safehouse.

Jun. 19th, 2013

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Bruce, sweetie. You really need to take better care of Dexter, okay? He's so hungry, and you never let him peer review your papers.

You're hurting his feelings.

Jun. 18th, 2013


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So, uh, that dream thing. I guess I'm part of the club now? They're weird, aren't they?

Also, to my clients who are all on here, I'll send you all e-mails in the morning, but just a heads up I'll need to reschedule our appointments. My asthma's flaring up pretty bad, so for the time being I'll be sort of ... Out of commission I guess.

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Backdated to Monday


[info]ex_hulksmash320
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At least one good thing came out of this weekend? I seem to have learned a little self control.

I feel like there should have been champagne waiting on my desk for me this morning or something. Stark, you're losing your edge.

Jun. 12th, 2013


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[info]exitthedonut
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You're welcome.

Jun. 4th, 2013

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Alright... well I failed. I fell asleep last night, and I dreamed again... I just... I can't take these things.

What the hell are the Avengers?

May. 30th, 2013

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BRUCE BANNER

May. 17th, 2013


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At least it wasn't me this time.

[Betty Ross]
Is it okay for us to skip the next Stark-Potts wedding now?

May. 11th, 2013


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Here's hoping the wedding goes smoothly this time.

[Jess]

Is everything okay?

May. 9th, 2013


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Oh, son of a bitch.

May. 5th, 2013


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It is truly a good day when you find that work is a place you love to be. Acting has always been my passion. My fortune of late has been to share that with others and gain some small element of fame, and I feel incredibly grateful to those who make this life better than it was.

May. 3rd, 2013


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Hey everyone! So, I'm back from visiting my family. The trip took longer than I expected, so, uh, sorry if I missed anything. Guess you'll have to fill me in.

Also, someone recommended to me that I start branching out and take on private clients. I thought I'd just hand out some business cards, but I was told that's too old fashioned and social media's the way to go (which I guess it right). So if someone out there is looking for a trainer or anything, maybe we can talk? Until I find someone to help me put up a website or something, I'll sort of have to rely on the Net.

Apr. 24th, 2013


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I'm usually not one for shameless promoting (all right, that's a lie), but seeing as this is for a good cause, I'm going to do it anyway.

This weekend I'm going to Los Angeles to do a bit in a magic show. All proceeds will be going to children in need, and, really, who doesn't love a good bit of magic? Most participants are members of the Magic Castle so it's bound to be fantastic.

I highly suggest you all come see it. You can find more information and tickets [here at web address].

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Private to Loki )

I'm either about to do something brilliant or completely stupid. Wish me luck.

Apr. 23rd, 2013


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Hey. Hey. I need an Avenger! I want to join your boy band!

Apr. 14th, 2013


[info]ex_hulksmash320
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[info]ex_hulksmash320
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I hope no-one got too hurt last Saturday because of me. I'm not even really sure what happened but I keep having but I'm so sorry. I'll understand if no-one wants me around anymore.

Apr. 4th, 2013


[info]ex_hulksmash320
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Private to the Avengers minus Tony Stark (Thor, Natasha, Loki, Clint, Darcy, Maria, Coulson)


[info]ex_hulksmash320
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[OOC: Can we assume I am not a noob and Bruce contacted all of these guys a couple of weeks ago to make sure they're free for Tony's bachelor party?]

The yatch is rented. So are the strippers. I've got the catering down and the bartender paid for. Am I missing anything else?

We're meeting at Blue Star Yacht Charter - 3419 Via Lido, Newport Beach - at 8pm. I'll be bringing Tony.

Nobody tell Pepper.

Mar. 26th, 2013


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So, bachelor parties. Or specifically, mine.

Before you ask, no, there won't be strippers (unless Thor gets drunk and loses his pants, which I put the odds at 50/50) but I fully intend for it to be an awesome night. Renting out Disneyland for the night, starting at Midnight and going until dawn.

Men, women, whatever. Gender friendly and I am going to personally buy you all mouse ears, all right?

And you will wear them.

This Friday. Be there.

Mar. 19th, 2013


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Tony, you might want to get down here. Peter did it.

Feb. 28th, 2013


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This place has me conditioned to think that when things are quiet it means something horrible is about to happen. Doesn't help that Dex seems on edge.

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[info]howdoyoudo
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So... I just dreamt that this dude told me to live on the streets. I was just a little tike. How is living on the streets better.

Oh, and I woke up with a blood spotted medal on my chest. And the engraving is in French. What the hell?

Feb. 27th, 2013


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Evening Valarnet! Sorry I've been MIA for a bit, but I got shipped off to a video game convention because my boss was too ill to travel. And it's easiest for them to send me places since I don't have any kids or a significant other to worry about. At any rate, it was actually kind of fun and now I'm back home.

Skimming through the net makes me think I missed some weird stuff while I was away...

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I was thinking of starting a Drunken Bastard club. Go to different bars every Wednesday, drink a lot, go home. Who wants in?

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More dreams last night. Starting to really enjoy them. I've learned so very much.

Now I'm dying to try some new experiments of my own.

Feb. 25th, 2013


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[info]ex_hulksmash320
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Tried to pocket one of the mushrooms for scientific data. Thought maybe I could control the other guy with it somehow, but the mushroom is already gone along with all of the data I managed to get out of it. Figures.

Jan. 13th, 2013


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We would like take a moment to update everyone on what has been happening at Stark Industries. Normally this would be done via normal media outlets, but considering the circumstances this is the best we can manage.

Stark Industries is currently under quarantine orders along with the rest of Orange County. Luckily the majority of employees were at home or seeking medical assistance when the quarantine orders came through so only essential personnel are still within the building.

Stark Labs are working on finding a cure around the clock. We've been in contact with the CDC throughout this entire process and currently have a representative working alongside our staff to crack this thing. Currently the CDC believes that what they are calling the Blue Shadow Virus is an alien will run it's course is something they will be able to cure. We've already had several breakthroughs at both the Stark Labs and at our sister labs throughout Orange County that we've been working closely with.

We ask for your continued patience and as a token of our gratitude and sincerest apologies we have started up a relief fund with an initial donation of $1M. Money from the relief fund will go to families who have been effected by this recent outbreak, to providing inhalers for those who cannot afford them and to continued research into the phenomenons in and around Orange County. For those of you who wish to donate to the relief fund please contact Pepper Potts directly at Stark Industries.

Thank you.

Jan. 4th, 2013


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How intriguing! Before I'm lured away from my lab again, I would quickly like to say what a riveting little influenza virus this is. It is still at the early stages where I am giddily waiting to monitor it's progress after the preliminary stages of infection set in.

A sneeze can spread germs for around twelve to fifteen feet and sometimes even farther, if the air has less water vapor through humidity or it is a region that is naturally more arid. That is 40,000 droplets of fun expelled out of people's faces.

I know this much: This flu season will be rather unfortunate for the mouthbreathers of this world.

Jan. 3rd, 2013


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[info]ex_hulksmash320
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For once my dreams last night weren't so bad. A little depressing, but at least I wasn't destroying a shopping mall or something.

Jan. 2nd, 2013


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Thor Odinson.

Next time, be a lot more clear about why you're vetoing the minigolf.

Dec. 27th, 2012


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I put Dexter in a Santa Hat )

Dec. 7th, 2012


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Avengers Filter [Steve, Tony, Natasha, Clint]


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You guys think Skeeter's telling the truth about Thor? Think there's anything we can do to help? I don't know. I feel like we should be doing something right now.

Dec. 3rd, 2012


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[info]ex_hulksmash320
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Tony, let's ignore the smell coming from my lab, shall we?

I've got it all under control.

Nov. 28th, 2012


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It's surreal that sixty degrees is really warm to me right now. November in Alaska is freaking cold. I'm not sure I want to try that supply run again. I'm still clearing ice off my plane.

On that note, my flight school is once again open!