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Aug. 10th, 2012


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Oh my god! I have about a million things to do before we leave for Sierra Nevada next week. I don't know how I'm going to get it all done. They haven't figured out that cloning technology yet, have they? Because that would be really useful right about now.

Anyway! Anyone who wants to see me before I leave for the location I'm having a little gathering at the house on Sunday.

Aug. 3rd, 2012


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I just got a phone call from the LAPD. Some new information came to light about the fire that killed my family when I was a teenager. I'm not really sure how I'm supposed to be feeling right now. I'm in a state of shock. I gave up hope trying to catch the person who did that to them. I try not to think about what happened and then I get a call. It's hard for me to not get my hopes up even though I know I shouldn't. Is this just going to follow me around forever? It's tearing me a part.

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Have you ever been sitting around your living room, or your kitchen, or home office, when the thought occurred to you: "I don't have nearly enough tactical knives in my house".

No?

Well, maybe it should have! Tactical knives are handy, and shiny, and quite nice for melee range personal defense, in case of home invasions. As long as you're not bringing a knife to a gun fight. ... But even then you'll still have a better chance than when you're unarmed!

And you're in luck, because Lucky Shot Guns is running a sale on all of its shiny stabby weaponry, from Today (Friday) until next Friday. That's an entire week to find all the reasons you might want a good knife, and then come purchase one.

Act now, before we run out of knives! (This isn't really a problem, to be fair).

Jul. 27th, 2012

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Who the hell let those things back in my OR? We had a system, people! This is a sterile environment, not a goddamn barn.

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Ugh! These little fury things have completely stopped production on Black Widow three times today. At this rate I'm never going to get to go home. I'll have to sleep in my trailer. I'll be the poor little trailer actress girl who never gets to go home and see her family.

Jul. 26th, 2012


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Anyone out there a lawyer or can direct me to one? Specifically wills and issues of custody.

Jul. 24th, 2012


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There is a small army of furry balls in my office.

Should I even bother calling animal control?

Jul. 16th, 2012


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Does anybody have an apartment they're trying to sublet for the summer, or anything? College kids going home for the summer, maybe? Preferably a place where the rent isn't crazy expensive? Or does anybody need a housesitter or something which is probably not something you would entrust to a complete stranger but maybe?

Kinda desperate here

Jul. 6th, 2012

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I'm posting it at the range and I'm only gonna say it once.

Next asshole who tries to get a free game out after bitching about losing is getting tied to a goddamn pole and being used for the pipsqueak target practice.

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What day it is, you ask? One of the loveliest days in the world.

It's International Kissing Day, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, go forth and celebrate it properly.

Jul. 4th, 2012


[info]speediest
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Fuck.

This isn't. I can't.

Goddamnit.


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I AM OKAY.

Go away.

Jun. 30th, 2012

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I never thought I'd miss London so much, or be so excited to be back here. I was only gone for what, six months? Crazy stuff, kids.

I'm happy to say that your magnificent assistance at the beginning of the month has helped all our fine local athletes make it here in fine style, so thank you again to everyone who helped out the SoCal Olympians fund! Just because we're in London doesn't mean our costs are all paid, so feel free to continue donating, either directly to the fund or at TeamUSA.org.

And please, please remember: Jordyn Wieber and Justin Bieber aren't remotely the same person.

Jun. 19th, 2012


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My sticky person is cooler than your sticky person.

That is all.

Jun. 17th, 2012


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Euro 2012 is not only destroying all my feelings, but my sleep schedule as well.

I don't care what anyone says, being in a pub at 9:30am for a match is bizarre.

Jun. 16th, 2012


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Locked Against Pepper Potts


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Okay, Valarnet. I'm having issues.

How the living hell do you bake a goddamned cake?

Jun. 15th, 2012


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Tastes like brains.


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It's the zombie apocalypse... )

Jun. 16th, 2012


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You know, I think the Romans had the right idea with the whole gladiator bit. A few fights to the death every month'd reduce the surplus population of idiots and give us a nice bout of entertainment as well.

Jun. 15th, 2012


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I HAD REASONS FOR EATING A WHOLE BOX OF TWINKIES. REASONS I TELL YOU.

Getting sent home because I yarfed all over my desk during English was not one of them.

Jun. 10th, 2012


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So what's this Twitter thing I keep hearing about on the news?

Jun. 8th, 2012


[info]sellsword
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[info]sellsword
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Why the fuck do we need video billboards? There's enough shit drivers on the road without adding another bright shiny distraction.

Jun. 7th, 2012


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Ugh. Okay! That's it! Theon and I are officially over! Four years down the drain, just completely wasted!

[info]sellsword
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Huh. Looks like I get the internet on this fancy new "smartphone". Still don't see what's so smart about it, though. And I still prefer my old Nokia, but somebody insists they don't make them anymore.