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Aug. 18th, 2012


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There's a woman in my dreams who keeps... recurring. Radiant like the moonlight. A soft, gentle, loving sort of light. Whenever she's around, you can't help but smile... she's the kind who'd make friends with the devil himself.

...In one of them, I think she might even be the Messiah. That probably sounds crazy

Jul. 29th, 2012


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I hate shrinks.

Jul. 25th, 2012


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I'M FUCKING DROWNING IN FUCKRABBITS

Jul. 22nd, 2012


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what the hell is going on? is it the end of days?

Jul. 20th, 2012


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Well, it looks like that polar bear really did escape from some kind of small circus. Thank God, that's solved. That was too weird, considering I seem to maintain polar bear cages in my dreams.

Jul. 10th, 2012

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I got a question. Say your boss wanted you to do something you didn't rightly agree with. What would you do?

Jun. 11th, 2012


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Dear subordinates coworkers, forgive me for not participating in your betting pool on the European Championship. I must politely decline, else you would all be out of jobs and your payroll for the next five years will be mine.

Though those consequences will still be quite plausible if you all continue to take 90 minute long breaks in the coffee room.

Frankly, I haven't seen this much interest in the office about European affairs since Princess Diana.

Jun. 7th, 2012

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Okay, I might be the first one here to shoot this alarm system.

Jun. 5th, 2012


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What the devil ever happened to good, old fashioned wet dreams? I much prefer hearing about those.

May. 22nd, 2012

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I know they're following me. I don't know where to go.. Police are no good, and home is worse. I think I saw.. Trust the bank, where the gold is. I have to find it.
Are they tracking these? Better throw it away, just in case

May. 21st, 2012


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Reply to this if you've ever spent time in a hospital for mental issues. I'm starting a club. Nutters only may apply. We'll have weekly meetings with tea and cake, as long as we leave a space for my ghost.

May. 19th, 2012


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Hiding behind doors... apparently it only works once.

My butt hurts and the words are getting fuzzy. Anybody else curious why my therapist keeps letting me steal his phone? Makes very little sense to me.

May. 17th, 2012


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Read more... )

This adorable dog is Jaffen, named by my son. Isn't he adorable?

I've been having more of those dreams again which is odd. I'd like to go a night without one.

May. 7th, 2012


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Bread fell on the ground and landed on the buttered side. So now it doesn't really matter anymore that it was buttered on the wrong side. At the same time I remembered that I've run out of tea. And the elderly lady who wanted to welcome me to the neighbourhood with a box of macaroons collapsed on my doorstep and died before the ambulance arrived. What made it worse was that her skirt rode up when she fell, revealing those cotton granny-panties for all the world to see.

Covered her with my jacket because it was kind of disturbing.

Now. How do I get dead elderly lady smell out of my jacket? Already washed it three times and it still smells weird.

Apr. 21st, 2012


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All of today I have been haunted by the dream that I had. It was odd. Really odd actually, it is the only way to explain it. There was something called Starfleet and for some reason I was leaving the Science Track and switching to the Command Track at the suggestion of Admiral Paris?

I think it is up there with the most unusual dreams that I've ever had and I have no idea what would have prompted it. It was so clear too, not like my usual dreams which I either don't remember or not clearly and they usually fade fairly quickly too which this hasn't. It's... Well odd.

Apr. 20th, 2012


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I think there's something in the water.