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Feb. 2nd, 2020


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I'm still not looking forward to my birthday in two weeks, but at least I don't actively despise the day any more. My wife put in a lot of hard work to change my mind on that.

Jan. 27th, 2020


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Someone tried to mug me on the way home tonight.

Hopefully the hospital will be able to turn him outside in again.

Jan. 26th, 2020


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Ever have a night where you just can't walk the next morning?

Jan. 13th, 2020


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There's a cat outside in heat and it's a good thing I'm up late working.

But I'm trying to tell this cat that my cats are fixed, you aren't going to get what you're looking for here!

Dec. 7th, 2019


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I made what I hope is a sound financial decision, and bought a cabin up in the Sierra Nevadas. We always leave town around any holidays with fireworks, so it might be nice to have a place we could drive up to.

So honey we own a cabin now?

Dec. 1st, 2019


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Hello, darlings! Holiday cheer has come to Lux. The alchemists I call bartenders have come up with delicious concoctions to get your nog on and )

Oct. 23rd, 2019


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I dreamed I was a child. Not human, but something called an Elezen. Tall, with elegant pointed ears.

This child I was saw visions that frightened her. A woman, and of dragons. I think... this child had visions of being this woman, but none of it is clear. There was this crystal...

Is this what so many of you experience?

Oct. 3rd, 2019


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It's another year older, and another year that I haven't aged. It's still weird to know that my lifespan can be measured in millennia as opposed to decades. So it begs the question, at what point do immortals stop keeping track of how old they actually are?

Sep. 26th, 2019


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Spoke too soon on the dream train and got run over by a guy with a very large sword who burned my hometown down and killed my dad.

somehow that part isn't as bad as my parents

Neena

Going to be missing work tonight, I'm in the hospital.

Sep. 11th, 2019


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I need help. I need someone who is a completely normal human willing to help in a little ritual to break an enthrallment on my wife.

I know how it sounds, but I don't need your blood, I promise. I just...need a human to serve as a conduit type of thing? It's part of my being Fae, my blood can...enthrall people to me if it gets into their system. And let's just say my wife is currently a vampire and yeah. I like cuddling, but someone please help me. I need to reverse this as quickly as possible because, well, she's not exactly having free will currently. I will make it worth your while. Just name your price.

[Logan]

So yeah, I'm not exactly going to come to work today. I don't think you'd want my wife hanging all over me and potentially picking fights with anyone who tries flirting with me. At least I have my memory this time

Aug. 5th, 2019


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I always thought bartenders who took a personal interest were a myth, something someone decided would make better television.

Mine doesn't seem to have gotten the memo.

Jul. 16th, 2019


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I've found it useful to continue to write these Dreams down as soon as I can after waking from them. In this one tonight, I dreamed of ten thousand years of living.

Once we'd stopped the demons, our society settled into new roles. While many of the men slept in the Emerald Dream as part of a pact with a demi-god, we women, warriors and priests and hunters, took up a long vigil, to be ready should the Burning Legion return.

The use of arcane magics was forbidden, as that was thought to have led to the corruption of the highborne caste, those who had formerly ruled us. Those that insisted upon practicing it were exiled.

But the worst threat in that ten thousand year watch was the insectoid Silithid. We fought a war against them and barricaded them behind a magical wall.

I expect that one day they may find a way around it, but until then, that is one less threat to worry about.

When I woke, I had been hearing reports of strange green warriors at our borders. Whatever they are, my sentinels are sure to make short work of them. Those who enter the forests of Ashenvale with ill intent do not emerge.

Jul. 10th, 2019


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Okay, I get "reality" television is constantly stooping to new lows and/or running out of ideas. But did they have to go make a show called "Marrying Millions" in which one person is a millionaire and the other isn't? Just...why?

Jul. 1st, 2019


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For anyone interested, The Nightcrawler will be showing the Women's World Cup semi-final soccer match between the U.S. and England tomorrow. So if you want, come on down to watch the game with other fans and enjoy some specials on drinks while it's going on. Kick off is at noon Pacific time.

Jun. 30th, 2019


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It seems as though people are already starting to celebrate the 4th of July. I just had to kick someone out of the bar after cutting them off because they were singing the national anthem. And they were singing as well as you'd expect a drunk to sing. I'm also fairly certain the lyrics he was trying to sing were nothing close to what the actual words to the national anthem are.

Jun. 25th, 2019


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And here I thought my problems were solved when that Jedi killed the Emperor.

It seems as though I've discovered what Revan has been up to since they escaped my clutches.

Attempting to draw the Republic and Empire into a war with each other in some attempt to destroy us both. Somehow, the Dark side and his Light side were separated into two beings.

An intriguing possibility to study later, meanwhile I have more pressing concerns in what they told me my Emperor is up to. Besides actually being alive. In a way.

Something about destroying all life in the galaxy in order to use that life force to become immortal and immensely powerful.

What precisely, is the point of ruling a graveyard?

May. 31st, 2019


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Filtered away from minors - NSFW content in here


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Cut just because some NSFW discussion of vibrators, but viewable to all adults )

May. 23rd, 2019


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One of the many reasons I love my field.

Archaeologists Brew Drinks With Revived Ancient Yeast

May. 4th, 2019


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Happy to report they taste like chicken.

Apr. 29th, 2019


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Two dreams within two weeks. This after nothing for a year. I wouldn't have minded so much had two of my friends not sacrificed themselves to save me. Of course it wouldn't have been necessary if my father, in the dreams, wasn't absolutely awful. So one of them is his fault. The other is Jonathan's. Can't say I'm sad to see him go. I can only hope that after this my dreams get better, but as long as Alexander and I are together, I have a feeling that they will. Now we just have to figure out a way to get Simon's memories back.

Mar. 31st, 2019


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You know, ever since getting a pitbull, I've kind of been addicted to watching that show on Animal Planet, Pitbulls & Parolees. It's such a tear jerker with a lot of happy endings. I don't understand how people can say pitbulls are vicious. Mine is an adorable, goofy, cuddle bug that would sooner lick you to death than bite you.

Mar. 24th, 2019


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Great, so not only is my best friend dead but they think Spider-woman killed him. Because of course they do! And fuck the Daily Bugle for the editor's personal vendetta against me.

I didn't need that kind of pain in my life but there it is.


Just pretend I never said anything

Mar. 16th, 2019


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As this is St. Patrick’s Day weekend and as a bartender, please drink responsibly. I will not hesitate to kick people out of The Nightcrawler for being drunk and disorderly. And please don’t drink and drive. Hopefully everyone has a safe weekend and Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all who are celebrating, even if you aren’t Irish.

Feb. 11th, 2019


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Alright this is weird but my boyfriend’s dad, who’s also my cousin because my uncle will screw anything with a pulse is his dad, which makes holidays a lot more interesting now that we know, just showed up in my Dreams. And he’s THE Apollo - the Greek sun god from mythology - and yeah he’s got a chariot that he drives across the sky each day to make the sun move. Which was a car when he first showed up but when he realized how many people Artemis was asking him to transport to Camp Half-Blood, he turned it into a bus and if I never have to see that thing again I’ll be happy.

[Private message to Bo]

So...that offer to help me out with learning to tell when people are actually seriously flirting with me and when they’re not - still good? I’ve got a class with someone who I’m not sure whether they are or not and I’ve had some pretty bad run-ins with them and their boyfriend before this over her flirting with me. Because clearly I’m going to turn straight for her if she keeps it up in one of their minds.

Jan. 14th, 2019


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Found one of my employees at the bar skimmin' out of the cash register.

Turns out he's been havin' problems at home. Suspended him for the week and told him next time to come an' talk to me.

Dec. 14th, 2018


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My birthday was last weekend and while I love celebrating my birthday, the last few years have been more than a little strange, on that day, because of my Immortality. I know that I've stopped aging physically and unlike in my dreams where I'm already hundreds of years old, here I've only been a Warlock and immortal for a few years. So it's still strange to think that I'll be watching everyone I love age while I stay the same.

On a lighter note, I did have a great birthday, as always, and don't actually intend to stop celebrating it. I figure eventually I'll simply get used to it.

Nov. 23rd, 2018


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They're finally here! The Hershey's bar with Reese's pieces in it! I got a bunch. But I can't remember who said they wanted one before. Sooo, if anyone wants one, let me know!

Nov. 19th, 2018


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The other day, I came across a meme that made me giggle and that I actually agree with. Though I don't think my wife will necessarily like it, for which I am sorry, but I just have to share this!

Cut for picture, viewable to all )

Nov. 6th, 2018


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Talk about a blast from the past. The Spice Girls are doing a reunion tour of the UK next year. Well, only four of them. Victoria Beckham won't be joining them, which doesn't surprise me, but still. Slightly disappointing. It would be totally awesome if all five of them got together again some day. But I'm probably just being overly hopeful on that front.

This announcement just brought back memories. Lots of good girl power memories. And my first girl crushes.

Oct. 31st, 2018


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Given how Orange County can sometimes be on Halloween, I took great care in choosing my costume this year. And given that I am a succubus, I had to take advantage of that fact. So I decided a pirate would be a safe bet. Though I'm not certain that my wife will let me out of the house to go to work today.

Oct. 19th, 2018


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Sometimes, you just have to fawn over your spouse.

I mean, look at this guy: Click For Magnus

He's gonna be the sexiest club co-owner in existence. ;)

Sep. 22nd, 2018


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Thanks but no thanks for that reminder of why being a teenage succubus sucks, Orange County. I could've lived with only having dreamt about that sort of experience. At least no one died, though. This time, anyway. I need a drink. Or fifty

Sep. 14th, 2018


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I didn't need to ... watch my father die again.

But these dreams seemed to be distinctly less ... supernatural.

Sep. 5th, 2018


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So...apparently my dad is the villain in some event on a video game. I wish I could claim I was surprised but it matches up with his image for most people. I’m half tempted to download the game and check out what they’re doing with him but part of me thinks it’s weird even for our relationship.

Sep. 4th, 2018


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So the villain in my dreams and real life has started giving me gifts. A bracelet, a dress, now some drawing of me and a horse. I think dream!me is starting to soften towards him, but real!me still hates him. It's very frustrating.

Anyone else hate someone from their dreams that their dreamself doesn't?

Sep. 3rd, 2018


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Well, Magnus and I are moved into our new place which, also, happens to be above a gay club that we, now, own.

While we are still decorating and such, it's nice to have a place that is 100% ours, again. No offense, Izzy.

The club is temporarily closed but we'll have a grand reopening, since it's under new management. Details, soon to come.

Aug. 28th, 2018


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I'm still not sure whether I should be laughing at this story or cringing. Okay, I did both. Has anyone else seen this today? This woman wanted a big, grand wedding and asked her guests to all give her $1,500 dollars and when the majority refused and her fiance suggested they get married in Vegas, she went off on everyone.

Thank god, neither me or my husband felt this entitled and thank god, I'm a Warlock and could basically use magic to make our wedding as grand as we wanted it.

Aug. 8th, 2018


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I just found out that it's International Cat Day and I can't let the day end without sharing a picture of The Chairman with you all.

Chairman Meow )

Aug. 3rd, 2018


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Oh I definitely didn't see this coming with all those gigantic meteors falling from the sky that looked vaguely reminiscent of Infernals. I'm not about trying to stab gigantic rock demons, especially with my roommate so laid up that she can't join in on the fun.

But I don't think it's going to shock anyone when I state that those demons with the six arms are amazing. Also? A succubus can charm your panties right off of you.

Private to Miranda
But I put them right back on, you know. I uhm... might have shown some restraint this time but they don't need to know that. ;)

Jul. 7th, 2018


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It should be illegal to be this hot. But I have to share.

cut for image )

May. 31st, 2018


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Has anyone else seen this video? I can't help but think it's incredibly sweet. I had considering doing something big when I proposed to my husband, but I couldn't wait and simply did it on Christmas morning, in bed. Either way, it was still incredibly memorable, because he said yes.

May. 14th, 2018


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So, I have a question for private investigators here. In my dreams, I have a half-sister, and I was wondering if it's possible to try and look for her here? I'm not even sure she exists, but knowing how this life tends to parallel my dream life in many ways I figure it's worth at least looking. It's probably like looking for a needle in a haystack, but I...would really like to know if I have a half-sibling. Or even more than one, who even knows.

Mar. 29th, 2018


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I don't care what the doctor says, I need out of the hospital already or I'm going to go stir crazy. I have never been in this much pain before and chi-sucking isn't healing the wound much

Feb. 24th, 2018


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So, my boyfriend is in school to be an archeologist. Which is pretty cool and the reason I’ve nicknamed him Indy. (I am still planning on getting you an Indiana Jones costume for graduation, you know.)

This has me a little bit worried though. And reminded me of an entire list about why it’s a bad idea to lick your sciences.

Feb. 19th, 2018


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Lets be real sweetcakes, who wouldn't be in love with Idris Elba?

Feb. 14th, 2018


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I used to hate Valentine's Day. But after last year, my wife managed to make me tolerate it.

Jan. 31st, 2018


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Ive nevr had tequla bflour and evrything is grt

Jan. 30th, 2018


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Good afternoon. I'm Jaina and I'm new to the area, relatively speaking.

I'm sure more people ask for the best bars, but where are the best libraries?



Where did the sun go


ETA

WHY IS NO ONE PANICKING

ETA2

ALL I WANT TO DO IS STUDY

ETA3

I TAKE IT BACK WHERE IS A BAR

Oct. 26th, 2017


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So, I really don't want anything to do with my biological father and yet he's trying to insert himself into my life by stalking me periodically sending gifts. First it was a research ship for my wife. Today it was a puppy. I can't even be mad about the puppy because she's so cute. I mean, just look at her:

Picture under cut, viewable by all )

Oct. 17th, 2017


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Well, I can check "beat Catherine Zeta-Jones from Entrapment" off of dream!me's bucket list. Totally navigated a laser field to steal a painting. It was totally badass and Catherine's got nothing on me.

Also that awkward moment when dream!me slept with my step-mother and didn't even realize who she was until later. I'd say it'd make family dinners awkward, but they were going to be awkward even if that hadn't happened. Actually happened several dreams back, but said step-mother showed up again in this dream. And gods I don't like where any of this shit is going.