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Mar. 16th, 2019


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As this is St. Patrick’s Day weekend and as a bartender, please drink responsibly. I will not hesitate to kick people out of The Nightcrawler for being drunk and disorderly. And please don’t drink and drive. Hopefully everyone has a safe weekend and Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all who are celebrating, even if you aren’t Irish.

Feb. 11th, 2019


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Alright this is weird but my boyfriend’s dad, who’s also my cousin because my uncle will screw anything with a pulse is his dad, which makes holidays a lot more interesting now that we know, just showed up in my Dreams. And he’s THE Apollo - the Greek sun god from mythology - and yeah he’s got a chariot that he drives across the sky each day to make the sun move. Which was a car when he first showed up but when he realized how many people Artemis was asking him to transport to Camp Half-Blood, he turned it into a bus and if I never have to see that thing again I’ll be happy.

[Private message to Bo]

So...that offer to help me out with learning to tell when people are actually seriously flirting with me and when they’re not - still good? I’ve got a class with someone who I’m not sure whether they are or not and I’ve had some pretty bad run-ins with them and their boyfriend before this over her flirting with me. Because clearly I’m going to turn straight for her if she keeps it up in one of their minds.

Jan. 14th, 2019


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Found one of my employees at the bar skimmin' out of the cash register.

Turns out he's been havin' problems at home. Suspended him for the week and told him next time to come an' talk to me.

Dec. 14th, 2018


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My birthday was last weekend and while I love celebrating my birthday, the last few years have been more than a little strange, on that day, because of my Immortality. I know that I've stopped aging physically and unlike in my dreams where I'm already hundreds of years old, here I've only been a Warlock and immortal for a few years. So it's still strange to think that I'll be watching everyone I love age while I stay the same.

On a lighter note, I did have a great birthday, as always, and don't actually intend to stop celebrating it. I figure eventually I'll simply get used to it.

Nov. 23rd, 2018


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They're finally here! The Hershey's bar with Reese's pieces in it! I got a bunch. But I can't remember who said they wanted one before. Sooo, if anyone wants one, let me know!

Nov. 19th, 2018


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The other day, I came across a meme that made me giggle and that I actually agree with. Though I don't think my wife will necessarily like it, for which I am sorry, but I just have to share this!

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Nov. 6th, 2018


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Talk about a blast from the past. The Spice Girls are doing a reunion tour of the UK next year. Well, only four of them. Victoria Beckham won't be joining them, which doesn't surprise me, but still. Slightly disappointing. It would be totally awesome if all five of them got together again some day. But I'm probably just being overly hopeful on that front.

This announcement just brought back memories. Lots of good girl power memories. And my first girl crushes.

Oct. 31st, 2018


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Given how Orange County can sometimes be on Halloween, I took great care in choosing my costume this year. And given that I am a succubus, I had to take advantage of that fact. So I decided a pirate would be a safe bet. Though I'm not certain that my wife will let me out of the house to go to work today.

Oct. 19th, 2018


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Sometimes, you just have to fawn over your spouse.

I mean, look at this guy: Click For Magnus

He's gonna be the sexiest club co-owner in existence. ;)

Sep. 22nd, 2018


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Thanks but no thanks for that reminder of why being a teenage succubus sucks, Orange County. I could've lived with only having dreamt about that sort of experience. At least no one died, though. This time, anyway. I need a drink. Or fifty

Sep. 14th, 2018


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I didn't need to ... watch my father die again.

But these dreams seemed to be distinctly less ... supernatural.

Sep. 5th, 2018


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So...apparently my dad is the villain in some event on a video game. I wish I could claim I was surprised but it matches up with his image for most people. I’m half tempted to download the game and check out what they’re doing with him but part of me thinks it’s weird even for our relationship.

Sep. 4th, 2018


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So the villain in my dreams and real life has started giving me gifts. A bracelet, a dress, now some drawing of me and a horse. I think dream!me is starting to soften towards him, but real!me still hates him. It's very frustrating.

Anyone else hate someone from their dreams that their dreamself doesn't?

Sep. 3rd, 2018


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Well, Magnus and I are moved into our new place which, also, happens to be above a gay club that we, now, own.

While we are still decorating and such, it's nice to have a place that is 100% ours, again. No offense, Izzy.

The club is temporarily closed but we'll have a grand reopening, since it's under new management. Details, soon to come.

Aug. 28th, 2018


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I'm still not sure whether I should be laughing at this story or cringing. Okay, I did both. Has anyone else seen this today? This woman wanted a big, grand wedding and asked her guests to all give her $1,500 dollars and when the majority refused and her fiance suggested they get married in Vegas, she went off on everyone.

Thank god, neither me or my husband felt this entitled and thank god, I'm a Warlock and could basically use magic to make our wedding as grand as we wanted it.

Aug. 8th, 2018


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I just found out that it's International Cat Day and I can't let the day end without sharing a picture of The Chairman with you all.

Chairman Meow )

Aug. 3rd, 2018


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Oh I definitely didn't see this coming with all those gigantic meteors falling from the sky that looked vaguely reminiscent of Infernals. I'm not about trying to stab gigantic rock demons, especially with my roommate so laid up that she can't join in on the fun.

But I don't think it's going to shock anyone when I state that those demons with the six arms are amazing. Also? A succubus can charm your panties right off of you.

Private to Miranda
But I put them right back on, you know. I uhm... might have shown some restraint this time but they don't need to know that. ;)

Jul. 7th, 2018


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It should be illegal to be this hot. But I have to share.

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May. 31st, 2018


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Has anyone else seen this video? I can't help but think it's incredibly sweet. I had considering doing something big when I proposed to my husband, but I couldn't wait and simply did it on Christmas morning, in bed. Either way, it was still incredibly memorable, because he said yes.

May. 14th, 2018


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So, I have a question for private investigators here. In my dreams, I have a half-sister, and I was wondering if it's possible to try and look for her here? I'm not even sure she exists, but knowing how this life tends to parallel my dream life in many ways I figure it's worth at least looking. It's probably like looking for a needle in a haystack, but I...would really like to know if I have a half-sibling. Or even more than one, who even knows.

Mar. 29th, 2018


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I don't care what the doctor says, I need out of the hospital already or I'm going to go stir crazy. I have never been in this much pain before and chi-sucking isn't healing the wound much

Feb. 24th, 2018


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So, my boyfriend is in school to be an archeologist. Which is pretty cool and the reason I’ve nicknamed him Indy. (I am still planning on getting you an Indiana Jones costume for graduation, you know.)

This has me a little bit worried though. And reminded me of an entire list about why it’s a bad idea to lick your sciences.

Feb. 19th, 2018


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Lets be real sweetcakes, who wouldn't be in love with Idris Elba?

Feb. 14th, 2018


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I used to hate Valentine's Day. But after last year, my wife managed to make me tolerate it.

Jan. 31st, 2018


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Ive nevr had tequla bflour and evrything is grt

Jan. 30th, 2018


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Good afternoon. I'm Jaina and I'm new to the area, relatively speaking.

I'm sure more people ask for the best bars, but where are the best libraries?



Where did the sun go


ETA

WHY IS NO ONE PANICKING

ETA2

ALL I WANT TO DO IS STUDY

ETA3

I TAKE IT BACK WHERE IS A BAR

Oct. 26th, 2017


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So, I really don't want anything to do with my biological father and yet he's trying to insert himself into my life by stalking me periodically sending gifts. First it was a research ship for my wife. Today it was a puppy. I can't even be mad about the puppy because she's so cute. I mean, just look at her:

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Oct. 17th, 2017


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Well, I can check "beat Catherine Zeta-Jones from Entrapment" off of dream!me's bucket list. Totally navigated a laser field to steal a painting. It was totally badass and Catherine's got nothing on me.

Also that awkward moment when dream!me slept with my step-mother and didn't even realize who she was until later. I'd say it'd make family dinners awkward, but they were going to be awkward even if that hadn't happened. Actually happened several dreams back, but said step-mother showed up again in this dream. And gods I don't like where any of this shit is going.

Sep. 21st, 2017


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That was officially the weirdest way to spend my birthday in the history of ever. Note to my friends, please do not get me anything that resembles a statue thing of a cat because it may be cursed and start turning me into a cat. Needless to say, I've sat here today looking at our cats and find that I understand why empty boxes are the most amazing things ever.

You know. If you're a cat.

Sometimes I wonder what the fuck my dream life even is.

Sep. 12th, 2017


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Okay, getting shot in the shoulder with an arrow is not my idea of fun. The arrow being laced with fucking fae kryptonite is even less fun. Especially when said fae kryptonite not only stops me from healing but also serves as a tracking device. Compared to what my previous dreams have been like, that was fairly low key. I'll definitely take that dream over the others.

[Filtered to Science-oriented people]

The fae kryptonite I mentioned above, I have it if anyone wants to research it. It's technically a mineral that's alive, if that peaks anyone's interest. It was dug out of my shoulder this morning, so that part is at least taken care of.

[Filtered to Kenzi]

Uh. Dyson has a son. And I...uh...may have slept with him. Before realizing who he was. That was...kind of way awkward. He has a lot of the same mannerisms that Dyson has. It's fucking freaky.

Jul. 6th, 2017


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Usually we go out of town for the fourth, but this time we couldn't, so I spent the entire day drinking and wearing earplugs.

I'm still suffering the hangover.

Jun. 13th, 2017


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I have a new theory about my dream self. My dream self is a pod person. I think that fucking trans-dimensional train broke my brain and now I'm a pod person. It's the only explanation that makes sense for the shit I just dreamed.

Note to self: no more mid-day naps.

May. 31st, 2017


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Okay, I think I'm mostly over jetlag now. Still getting used to the whole being married thing, but it's definitely great so far! The honeymoon was utterly amazing. India is a fascinating country, and it was definitely an adventure. The first of many, I hope!

Apr. 1st, 2017


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Okay fucking seriously, just because it's April Fool's doesn't mean I can get punked in both my dreams and real life. That's definitely cheating. There needs to be a takesy backsie on one of these. Or both. I'd like both to go away.

[Kenzi]

Uh...what the actual fuck? I apparently chose the Dark Fae??? And as if that wasn't enough, the sperm donor that calls himself my father sent me and Lara a wedding gift out of the blue. I'd rather shove it up his ass.

Mar. 26th, 2017


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Went solo rock climbing today. My fingers ache and I've got bumps and bruises all over, but it feels good. Extra good since I didn't have to deal with being shot at.

That's a thing in my dreams, climbing mountains and getting shot at.

Feb. 25th, 2017


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Bo surprised me earlier this month, with both my best friend and a surprise handfasting. I just wanted to call her out because she's amazing.

It was a really nice ceremony. Many cultures have similar rituals and if I get started right now this post will be fifteen pages long. So I'll just say it was very lovely and personal.

And I got to see Sam again, which is always nice.

Jan. 7th, 2017


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A new year means new projects. I've planned several digs this year, four on three continents and that doesn't include some personal projects I want to work on.

It's going to be an exciting year.

Jan. 1st, 2017


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I've a road map for Future Industries for this year that's very ambitious. If we get even half of it done I'll be happy. We're going to reach for the stars!

Bo

I want to do a shoot soon, can you clear the time?


Kit

Did you enjoy the fireworks last night? ;)

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I really sort of loathe those nights where you just receive a whole dump of dreams in the few hours of sleep you get - from stabbing Jekyll/Hyde to death, to battling a Kraken, to meeting my half-brother (I think I prefer having a sister here in this other hellhole) and then dealing with an Evil Queen and her cleavage, it was certainly a whole bunch of madness typical to good old Storybrooke.

But my four-month-old slept through the night, a good thing, and I went out to a New Years party and came back engaged. So all in all a successful start to 2017, I'd say.

Engagement party details forthcoming, now that the weather seems to be shifting and it's not too bloody cold to host something on the Roger. Perhaps I ought to give official tours or offer pirate adventures or some such, yet I can't help but be protective of the lovely girl.

Dec. 4th, 2016


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We've done so well this year I've given everyone some nice bonuses.



Kit

Got any plans next week? Or the holidays in general?

Oct. 28th, 2016


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So I got some crates of cuban rum for friends and some other people. Ain't got any plans for Halloween except to crack one open and give kids too much candy, while watching bloody horror movies.

Sep. 21st, 2016


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Apparently you have to be twenty-one to serve alcohol here. I had no idea since on the East Coast it's eighteen. Up until I moved back here I'd been bartending a bar near campus so I assumed it was eighteen everywhere. Guess I'm gonna have to try and find a job somewhere else. I'm kind of disappointed cause I actually enjoyed bartending.

Sep. 12th, 2016


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So in my dreams, I've known this bartender for about two years. He's nice, really mysterious and has a bunch of secrets. But with this latest dream? I'm pretty damn sure he's my grandfather. And he's never said anything to me about it, and he seemed to know what I was hinting at wanting to ask him. How do you know someone for two years who has stated multiple times that they're looking for their biological family and he hasn't said a single word? But it suddenly makes sense because he gave me his wife's sword cane on my birthday. With her freaking name inscribed on it, which also happens to be my name. And why didn't I see it before?

In other dream news, my dream self has really shitty taste in significant others. That almost-wedding while I had amnesia was not cool. God damn it Trick why didn't you fucking say anything I could've avoided that whole blood-bond thing with Ryan

Kenzi, holy shit I'm so sorry about the whole Ryan clusterfuck. I should've told you right off he was Dark Fae, and I should've told you I called him for healing sex.

[Private to Logan Howlett]

Sorry for not getting in touch sooner, things got a bit worse after you brought me home last week. But things are better now. Lara, however, isn't letting me out of bed until at least Wednesday. With luck I could get back to work on the weekend?

Aug. 7th, 2016


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Of all the ways to spend my birthday, I did not want to spend it saving the girlfriend of a woman I have the hots for. And not only that, but at said party, she shows up with the girlfriend and it was just way awkward. Kenz, you get points for the birthday bash, but sorry for not being in the partying mood much. And then the ex-boyfriend was there with his current girlfriend, even though I kind of do like Ciara now. But still. The whole feeling like a third wheel was way strong. Except for wondering who the frick tall, dark and incredibly handsome was that dropped by and gave me a random birthday present.

Oh, and I'm talking about my dreams, not my actual life here because my life here is pretty damn good. I mean, it can't be any better than being engaged! Lara proposed to me, I said yes, so we're making it official. We haven't set a date yet or anything like that, but we are engaged!

Oh, and another note, I'm looking for a job. Anyone looking to hire a bartender? Preferably at a straight up bar. Clubs and the like would not be a good mix with me as I'm a succubus and you really don't want to deal with that fall out anymore than I do. Believe me.


[Private to Killian]

Okay, I'm ready to talk seriously about finding my birth mother. So, can I buy you a drink and we can talk about it? I don't have much to go on.

Aug. 5th, 2016


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Ohhhh, super rad. Took a nap, woke up to a crossbow thanks to the Santiago Vault of Weapons (because most of our crap at the crackshack was broken and don't get me started on the bull whip). I also woke up to a cauterized gash on my side, because we had to fight this Big Bad in some old asylum for the criminally insane and riiiight as I said something for comedic relief in a serious situation, I get sliced.

Go figure, right? It also figures that a siren's whistle with an altered frequency can patch you up in a jiffy.

But the Big Bad was dealt with, no one important that we liked died, Bo went Succubus Queen Crazy until I broke the blood pacts but hey she's sort of fixed and the after party was totes cool. Vex is still living with us, and I'm this close to putting acid in his mascara tube for making me stab my teddybear.

Anyway, real life related, I'm so close to evolving my Haunter into a Gengar, and I've swiped like four gyms in between Mysic/Valor wars because Team Instinct, represent. Don't underestimate the Zapdos team, losers.

Even if Zapdos is the ugliest legendary bird.

Jul. 5th, 2016


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I feel like that meme with the pizza box and the fire. Skip town to avoid the fireworks and come back to news about demon rifts?

Jun. 27th, 2016


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You know, I think my girlfriend looks better in my leather jacket than I do. Maybe I should keep an eye on my leather jackets in the event she decides to steal them all.

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Jun. 16th, 2016


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This is a very rare find. Though Hatshepsut should be correctly referred to as a Pharaoh and not a queen as there's a very distinctive difference. She even had her statues and depictions show her with the traditional beard, though some of her titles had a feminine ring to them and many statues had a smaller waist than was normal for a male Pharaoh.

May. 24th, 2016


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Okay, so.

I'm not going to drink. I really, really want to, but instead I'm going to fill my wine glass with fruit punch and pretend I'm drinking, because I'm at that awkward point in the 'THIS COULDA BEEN YOUR REALITY' show in my sleep where all relationships are failing. Either because someone got killed (RIP, Ciara and Nadia), or because there's that heroic thing of 'this isn't working but I'm talking shit to end this in order to protect you' crap. The latter was me, because bros before hos. Sort of. Can't have nice things because we're gearing up to fight a big baddy, sorry lover boy. fkshfsfkj right in the feels

One thing I am going to boast about, though, is how I took a chainsaw to some ancient fae's sacred tree and cut the bitch up until she handed me over Dyson's love - he gave it up to help Bo in a succubus fight with her mom, and apparently it was a thing you can put in a bottle? Go figure. Try to diss my humanity again, you old hag, I'm gonna mow your place down with a tractor. Vroom, vroom.

But I guess that also explains the chainsaw that woke up to. Naps are dangerous, and no longer sacred, but I have a chainsaw. The possibilities are endless.

May. 9th, 2016


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I have some horoscopes for everyone today. :)

[CECIL'S ABSOLUTELY TRUTHFUL HOROSCOPES] )