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Mar. 10th, 2014


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Man, all of the Hardy Boys / Goosebumps / Babysitters Club books would be way better if they had literal titles.

This one's my favorite. Cut for image, viewable to all. )

Mar. 3rd, 2014


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CRAP I DID VALENTINE'S DAY ALL WRONG and apparently hella dangerously. Next year, I'll use these Tips from Dr. Oz, because clearly he knows everything and I don't want to have a testicle funeral.

Isabela's about eighteen weeks along (four and a half months for those not on Baby Time) with the Littlest Rand. Is it too early to buy cute clothes? I wanna buy tiny shoes.

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You know the best looks I get are the people who come into the shop thinking they're gonna find a guy under the car. Sorry guys, I'm a chick and I can handle cars stop being so stereotype happy. Also I will kick the next customer in the shins who goes "So you're favorite car to work on is a Volkswagen, Mercedes?" with a grin thinking they're funny. You aren't.

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Eee, I had more dreams! They were sort of not good? I don't know. Anyway, we all ran away from Atlantica but my super psychotic governess sent her killer eels after us, and then she came after us. It would have been scarier if she hadn't somehow had a pink camouflage fin and a matching army helmet. But! Daddy came to our rescue! And music was allowed again in Atlantica and it was all perfect!

Then I dreamt I was sixteen, like I am now, and I collect human things. From shipwrecks and everything. We found a fork and a pipe and got chased by a shark, then we went to the surface where my seagull friend Scuttle (who's a total basket case), told me about them. But he said they were a snarfblat (pipe) used for music, and a dinglehopper (fork) used for styling hair. My mermaid self totally believed him, too.

Oh! Best news though! I woke up with a music box from my first set of dreams, with my mom and dad dancing inside. It's beautiful.

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So... the Oscars happened? Like, everyone on Twitter went insane. Not that I ... cough. have a twitter account or anything.

How'd you like the show if you watched it? I totally didn't, actually, I was out last night. But I heard some things.

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I was able to get the one day I needed off. Kind of nervous for Saturday.

filtered; Kol
Are you excited?

Mar. 1st, 2014


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So, Snow in Summertime is definitely a weird thing. Really weird. And the idea that it was my Sister causing it?

My dreams took a strange turn. I had to go buy winter clothes from this little shack because I got kicked from my horse, and the shopkeep's whole family was in the sauna. Now that I think back on it, that's really weird. That's like, Woody Allen weird.

Feb. 24th, 2014


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Public post, cut for image )

Feb. 18th, 2014


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my favorite link of the day

Feb. 6th, 2014


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I'm not a super romantic girl, but I must say this: I will marry and bear about five thousand children to the man that takes me to this event:

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What's more romantic than that? It's allegedly in North Carolina, and I have no idea where that is. Someone's going to have to start driving. I'll pay for petrol.

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Coolio has his own cooking book.

I don't have anything funny to say here. I can't even think of a Fantastic Voyage pun. It's just kinda ... sad. And scary.

Jan. 19th, 2014


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Gotta figure out a couple of good movies to go to with my husba tonight. Apparently, there's a smell at my house.

Has anyone seen any good movies lately?

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Note to self:

See about better ventilation when working the Transmatter Ray.

Like, maybe even open a window at all.

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Anyone else get woken up by a bloody sonic boom this morning?
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Can I just say that I love the fact that surfing is an actual class I am actually earning college credit for? This might actually be the most fun I've ever had in school. Ever.

Jan. 18th, 2014


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Is there a difference between a bribe and a 'I really really want to show my appreciation for not leaving my crazy arse' present?
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I can't believe we're already half way through January, listeners. Time really does fly, doesn't it!

If you believe in time as a structured concept, anyway.

Apparently, dear listeners, there's been some confusion lately in Orange County. People are acting very out of character, according to the posts I've been reading through. Sometimes they don't even look like who they claim to be at all!

I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm certain things will work themselves out eventually. They always seem to, around here.

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I didn't want to leave the poor little thing at home all day, so I've started taking Chas to work with me.

Apparently, having a small white fluffy dog under my desk makes me incredibly popular, therefore making it difficult to get work done. Not that Chas is a distraction, but the people who keep wanting to play with him are.

But they have to play with him at my desk, since I don't want to risk losing him.

The trials and tribulations of office life I suppose.

Dec. 20th, 2013


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Anyone made any cool snow sculptures yet? I've been thinking about it, except I realized in order to make one I had to go outside? Seems like a rough trade off.

So. You know. If you made one, pics or it didn't happen.

PS:
Still married, holy crappppp.

Dec. 19th, 2013


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How my car felt this morning: )

Dec. 8th, 2013


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So. I've been married for 5 weeks and 3 days. How did this happen? )

Nov. 1st, 2013


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...so I woke up married this morning.

Oct. 30th, 2013


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Oh, Wow, Guys... the GOOGLE DOODLE is awesome! Where have I been??

OH, THAT'S RIGHT... RENO. I'M IN RENO FOR HALLOWEEN.

Oct. 18th, 2013


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Remember my last post about The Nightmare Before Christmas and how it's 20 years old? (If you don't there's the link, check it out.)

This one's not as surprising. Hocus Pocus is also Twenty Years Young.

I've got two films to watch tonight.

Oct. 17th, 2013


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Did I really just see a commercial for a phone watch? That's kind of cool actually. I could use one of those if I went into the crime fighting business.

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Okay, so everyone's on about Halloween right now. Question: is it tacky to go as myself? I mean, my dream self. It'd just be easier than standing around staring at endless costumes, trying to figure out what to wear. I think, anyway.

Oct. 16th, 2013


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omg I already have Q4 exhaustion and it's barely started.

Wake me up in January.

Oct. 10th, 2013


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Valarnet?

Tell me all you can about Mephistopheles.

Oct. 1st, 2013


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YOU. ME. RENO. HALLOWEEN.

Be there or be square.

Sep. 19th, 2013


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Arrgh!! Today be talk like a pirate day!!

Sep. 10th, 2013


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Oh, good, my lightsaber deflects my cat's heat vision rays.

(Okay, best post guys, or best post? I love it here.)

Sep. 9th, 2013


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Oh, Orange County. Are you being weird again?

Well, here's something to make all you crazy cats feel better about the fact that you left the house and now everything is awful.

Please let me get what I want.

Sep. 4th, 2013


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I love candy. Really, I do. If I had my way I'd live on pixie sticks and chocolate bars. I know you wouldn't think it looking at me, but I'm a bit of a candy junkie. But this is just too much. Too much.

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I got it I got it I got it... Halloween in Las Vegas. Who's with me?

Aug. 24th, 2013


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Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days.

One compound friggen sentence and the whole world unravels.

Will say that the ghost was right about one thing, though. You can't ever go home.

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I kind of miss going back to school time. I still get myself new pens and pencils and notebooks and this year, I got myself a freakin' steampunk iPhone dock. Yeah. That's a real thing, and the UPS person is going to bring it to me.

SO FRIGGIN' EXCITED.

It's almost enough to make me wish I could enroll in a Ph.D program!

Aug. 21st, 2013


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Oh, delicious bacon. )

Aug. 19th, 2013


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Truly, I am a real mad scientist now. I have a giant chair. And I'm not talking big, I'm talking HUGE. This chair, is big enough to have it's own freaking zip code, and it is taking up space in my bedroom that I did not know existed.

No. I did not buy the chair.

Thank you dreams, I wasn't sure I could do without obscenely sized furniture.

Aug. 12th, 2013


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We seem to be all unpacked and settled in. I set up a temporary sitter through that agency that one guy on here gave me, but I still wanted to talk to the other two girls who mentioned babysitting. I think it was Alice and Candy? Are you guys still interested? I'm also thinking about getting Lian a kitten. Does anyone know of an animal shelter in the area?

Aug. 4th, 2013


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I can't even gif right now. I'm that out of it.

I guess I have to like, be careful in someone else's skin, huh?

Jul. 23rd, 2013


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I had a strange, scary moment today at the coffee shop. I sort of... blacked out. Kinda. I had this moment where I was in a different place or time, it was weird. Like I was dreaming, but I was awake? And I knew what was going to happen next. It was brief, and I think I may have been hallucinating, or something, but I could tell what the person in front of me was going to order. Right before it happened. She ordered a skinny vanilla latte and a blueberry scone. And I knew she was going to. I just... knew.

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Don't call it a comeback. Unless you want to, that is. I mean, here I am, coming back.

Anyone miss me?

I had a lead on my brother, but it went cold. Now I'm back in Cali. My apartment's is disgusting and I'll be spending the day cleaning it.

Jul. 19th, 2013


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Never Google your famous friends, cats and kittens, or you might end up finding their truly Corbin Fisher worthy old headshots.

Bast? Tell me you were like, eighteen, please.

Jul. 16th, 2013


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Basically my favorite thing not centered around world domination.

Discuss.

Cut for image. )

Jul. 15th, 2013


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I'm having a wonderful summer so far.

Frodo! We should have a party!

Jul. 9th, 2013


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Nuclear explosion my ass.
There's something they're not telling us. )

Jul. 8th, 2013


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A blog is supposed to be where you write down the crap that happens right?



  • Apparently the zombie apocalypse happened and hard as I tried not to, I missed it. I'm still not sure if this is some kind of elaborate prank or actually real and there's a government cover up going on.
  • Drank too much just thinking about it.
  • Wisely did not grab weaponry I may or may not own, and join in the fight.
  • Lunch with my brother Thursday. First time in...hell, ten years or so that we've actually seen each other. Probably longer. Really friggen nervous about it. Not gonna lie.
  • Date on Wednesday. Less nervous about that than I am about my brother, but at this point I'd be less nervous about getting deployed again than whatever Thursday is gonna bring.
  • Bought more alcohol.
  • Considered buying a TV. Decided against it.


That sufficient or you kids want more out of me? Also, how the hell do you go about dating anymore? Picking up people at the bar, sure, I get it. Easy. An actual date? Yeah, no idea. Can't remember.

Jul. 6th, 2013


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KItty and a TARDIS cookie jar. I kind of want both of them and dear god I am sick of being stuck at work.

Who's up for playing drunk I Never over Skype?

Jul. 2nd, 2013


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I know it's early, but just in case I don't have a chance to pop on the computer over the next couple of days... Happy Fourth of July, Everyone! )

Jul. 3rd, 2013

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I saw a car on fire, a block from here. Fucking flames practically tried to grab me

So are we just going to live with blue zombies from now on? Is that the new reality? Should we have compulsory machetes for every citizen, machine guns for postmen?