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Jan. 13th, 2013


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I hope my friends are still okay. Hawke? Bethy? Varric? Isabela? Barbara? Billy? Obi? Fenris? Oh, there are a lot of people to worry about! And I'm sure I'm forgetting some. :-/

Jan. 8th, 2013

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I did something horribly stupid and looked at the news. Apparently this thing is just mad, and exploding everywhere.

I'm not worried about myself; I've been holed up at Atton's for a few days now. I'm just ... well, this will sound silly and probably overdramatic, but, well. I'm scared. I don't want t

If there's anything I can do. Give blood or run errands for people or something. Please, do let me know. This bothers me. More than I'd usually admit.

Jan. 2nd, 2013

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I don't know if it's the lack of drinking or the fact I've got a boyfriend now or what, but the really vivid dreams came back again. This time they were bloody fantastic, though!

I had the same husband, but he died, and then I got his pirate ship. I was a looting, pillaging, crew-shagging pirate. They called me Queen of the Eastern Seas!

Private to Zevran )

Jan. 1st, 2013

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Note to self. You feel better when you spend New Year's having sex instead of drinking yourself sodden.

Dec. 29th, 2012

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Mm. Everyone ought to celebrate the holidays on Catalina Island. Well, not everyone, because then there wouldn't be room for me. But turkey and all the trimmings, plus this view? I'd say that's a happy Christmas. I got invited by a mate and a good time was had by all.

How did everyone else's holidays go?

Dec. 17th, 2012

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Massive hangover, but frankly, that's all right. I hope the lot of you who decided to get pissed as farts last night escaped relatively scot-free.

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Dec. 15th, 2012

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Locked from Graham

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So, a date. Thing.

Anyone have advice on how you do one of those again?

Dec. 8th, 2012

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It is the first night of Chanukah, so a good festival to those who celebrate. I haven't been to temple since I was a girl, but I suppose you can't take the Jew out of the girl.

A mate of mine did give me a rather lovely dreidel as a gift, though. Part of me idly wonders if it's possible to play strip dreidel. The other part of me figures it's likely best not to know.

Dec. 2nd, 2012

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I am really going to have to call my mum and make sure she hasn't taken up with some cult. I dreamt last night that she was in a cult religion of some kind with a lot of large horned men. Not horny men, horned. Like, ram horns on the head. And when I wouldn't convert, she sold me to a man.

Definitely not funny. I might have to look into what's giving me these mad dreams.

Nov. 28th, 2012

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If it wouldn't get me arrested and thus fired from my studio, I would absolutely shank someone for a fucking cigarette without a second thought.

Nov. 22nd, 2012

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Anyone else happen to be non-American? I've got my green card, but I've never been much for this holiday. For one, I'd prefer pheasant to turkey. For two, I always think it's vaguely blasphemous for Englishwomen to celebrate.

I suppose it's a crock-pot stew and telly type of day.

Nov. 16th, 2012

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So, um. If you know the bar on the corner of Prospect Avenue in Tustin? I think they do something to their whisky. I went there last night with a mate and I had the maddest dreams last night.

Oct. 29th, 2012

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Only Monday and it's already been a week. Is anyone else having a week like that?

Oct. 23rd, 2012


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So who's dressing as what for the big day? (My Birthday) Lovegood, your costume is done, by the bye.

No giraffes this time, by the way. That thing tried to eat half my ceiling last time.

Oct. 20th, 2012


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I need to talk to my friends!

Oh, Frodo! We forgot something.

Oct. 9th, 2012


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RSVP here for the Stark Tower Halloween party


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Just leave a note, people!

Oct. 6th, 2012


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Dammit Roy.

I liked it better when he wasn't legally allowed to run away. Anybody want to make some cash tracking down a possibly psychotic idiot?

Oct. 5th, 2012


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Filtered to Hawke (and any other DA2 pups that are ready to be canon-punctured) )

Sep. 30th, 2012


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I need a new dancer for my club.

Anyone with dance quality that has a decent body? If so, please respond so we can set up an audition. The pay isn't amazing. But it can be a late night part time thing.

I hate running this business. I want servants again. Stupid father.

Sep. 22nd, 2012

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Failed PM to Clint Barton. Open to everyone.

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Well, it's wonderful to know that wherever I am, a constant remains: I'm heartless and terrible with women.

I know this is out of nowhere, but I need a drink and a chance to throw sharp things at an inanimate object that can't be hurt. Game of darts at that place with the decent draft beer?

Sep. 21st, 2012


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Has anyone ever dreamt of a place so disgusting that they've been overcome with a need for an incredibly hot shower the moment they woke up?

Omega might just be the worst place I've dreamt of yet.

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I was wondering when I'd finally see more disaster in my dreams.

I knew it was right not to trust Anders. Only an idiot could've thought that plan would come off without any consequences.

Aug. 21st, 2012

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So, the worst part of making bets is losing them. My cheeks have not seen unfiltered daylight since 2007. I foresee some interesting sunburns in my future.

Clearly I didn't think this wager through.

Aug. 6th, 2012


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Filtered to 'Hawke' (all of them--Merrill wasn't as specific as she meant to be) )

I'm thinking of getting a pet.

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I think Hawke and I should've gotten over our 'issues' years ago.

Guess the dreams aren't all bad. The ones with Danarius aside

Aug. 4th, 2012

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Training starts Monday.

If I had even remotely thought this through I might have hit the gym before today.

Jul. 30th, 2012


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Everything is wonderful and nothing hurts.

I love EVERYTHING!

Except Kirkwall.

Jul. 28th, 2012


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Seriously. Cannot state this enough.

Fuck Kirkwall.

Jul. 9th, 2012


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[ Locked to the filter 'Those Who Are Dreaming of and/or Obtaining Superpowers ]

Hi. I'm Tony.

Listen, I'm hearing a lot of chatter. Shit is getting exceptionally real these days. Dreams are out of control, people are finding themselves able to do all kinds of stupid stuff that if you'd asked any of us six months ago was possible we would have laughed.

The times, they are a changing.

So I had an idea in between of all the sex I'm having. Most of our dreams are full of conflict. Death. Bad juju.

If you're comfortable talking about it, maybe not here but somewhere, I'd like to start trying to figuring out the connections. If we, this select few, are all turning into Superheroes than maybe someone else is turning into a Supervillian.

[ Locked to Bruce, Steve and Thor ]

Hey. Need to talk to you guys all private like. Soon.

[ Locked to Pepper ]

Hey. I'm trying to contact some of these other people who are dreaming the same stuff I am. Steve is for sure, and there may be others. I just wanted you to know.

Love you.

Jul. 6th, 2012


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Maker why would you god god damn it I have MAGIC why can't I bring her BACK?!

Why would someone do something so..why..It doesn't make sense.

Jul. 1st, 2012


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Man. This place gets crazier and crazier with every passing day.

That weird alien thing people've been talking about showed up again. Saved a couple of people from a burning building... I guess that makes it a superhero, huh? Needs a name.

Something like Iron Man, maybe. Marian would think of a better name

Jun. 28th, 2012


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We should invite Graham and his girlfriend to dinner! He was wonderful to be with and I'd like to thank him properly. Besides he is an unofficial cousin now.

Jun. 25th, 2012


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They say you cannot dream about someone that you have never met, that your brain does not have the ability to invent faces while dreaming, but I am not sure of that right now. Surely I would remember seeing the faces that are haunting my dreams... The dreams themselves are so vivid and real and strange, cannot forget strange. They are definitely strange. It is like finding myself lost in some twisted reality television show that Americans seem to like so much. I do not understand it.

Though if the guy in my dreams is out there, I am sorry that my minds wants to keep killing you over and over every night. I do not know why. I wish it would stop though so I do not have to walk around, coffee forever in hand, feeling like a zombie from lack of sleep because of these dreams/nightmares.

Jun. 24th, 2012

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Oh, to be woken late by mournful howls. I'm lucky I've no close neighbours or I'm sure I'd have had death threats by now.

Jun. 15th, 2012


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Does anybody want a souvenir from Disneyland?

Jun. 7th, 2012


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So. I have a job. Working for Garret! I'm like a secretary.

Jun. 5th, 2012


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I have had it. Had it, you hear me? These dreams are stupid and annoying and incredibly hot did I cover stupid already?

Because it is. Goddammit.

Jun. 4th, 2012


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So how much is it, roughly, for an apartment in Orange County?

Jun. 3rd, 2012


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OKEY DOKEY VALARNET!

Here's my new track! I just keep dreaming them up, it's the craziest thing!

Let me know if you like it! Or if you don't! Or if you kind of like it recorded but think that a live remix might be better but admittedly that's because the club atmosphere is just that much more fun!

Also if you want pie because I'm kind of feeling snacky.

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I hate you, internet.


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Right. Valar net, is it? I'd like to take this moment to announce that I think the vast majority of the internet is a fat load of cack and a festering vile pit of cyber-crime and hacking, and balding wrinkly old men trying to get into little girls' knickers while typing out convenient meeting places, one-handedly. The whole thing can go up in flames so that I can light a cigarette off it, and feel the burn of sheer pleasure racing through my lungs.

Except for the legitimate pornography. We can keep that. It can be preserved for posterity. Like fine art.

Now that I'm apparently stuck here close by Disneyland, which we all know was founded by a probable Jew hater and is quite literally my idea of hell on earth? Please, drooling worshipers of your monitor screens, be so kind as to give me pointers to where I can go to get absolutely tanked out of my bloody mind. Pubs. I need pubs. Because I've gone fourty minutes without something alcoholic being filtered through my liver. That is thirty minutes too long.

I might not survive.

May. 31st, 2012


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Okay, four or five nights of this is just a bit much. I'm not going to drink myself into a stupor unless it's a special occasion, and trying to avoid bizarre dreams is the wrong sort of special.

Garrett, you still skulking around and pretending you're not putting Bethy up to posting ridiculous pictures of me?

May. 26th, 2012


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It is my sisterly duty


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To embarrass Marian.

Read more... )

May. 25th, 2012


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And I thought living here was going to be boring. In the month or so since I've gotten settled in here it's mostly been things like shooing bored kids away from the woods with their spray paint cans, beer bottles, and lighters. I havn't even gotten to shoot a tranq dart at wildlife yet. I'm pretty annoyed about that.

Then this week happens and it's like every exciting thing that could have happened over the last month just got packed into a few days.

I met a guy named Gandalf who posts on 'this crazy net thing', so you can blame him for my presence here, by the way.

Anyway, can someone tell me where I can go to get extremely drunk in the presence of people so I don't have to drink alone?

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Hey pretty girl with the pretty sister, how's the dating thing going?

May. 24th, 2012


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So, any other random members of my family planning to spontaneously move to California? The San Andres fault is already unstable, you're just going to make things worse.

May. 23rd, 2012


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Can I sleep out the rest of this month? Someone just wake me up if that Carmen girl uploads something new.

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A quote, for today.


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"Love isn't finding a perfect person. It's seeing an imperfect person perfectly." - Sam Keen

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This has to be one of the better places you've dragged me, sister.

...The Hawke name is already infamous beyond all reason, isn't it?

May. 22nd, 2012


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Rose, you and your text flirting is just too adorable. Well, too adorable for me to not tease you about publicly.

I'm also proud to announce that Hangman is now once again doing the ever popular $2 Tequila Thursdays. Shooters for all!

May. 21st, 2012


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So, I called the mole lady Nurse Hatchet, and she's surprisingly upset with me. Since my girlfriend's downstairs working (my girlfriend is awesome by the way, seriously, yours isn't as good, just accept it) I've got to come up with a way to pass the time, since now Hatchet is glaring at me and won't talk to me.

SO. Uncle Tony is going to help you fuckers out. Sounds great, right?

Treat this like an advice column. Ask me a question, and I'll try to help you through your life's problems and bullshit like that.

And I swear to God, if someone sends me strippers again I'm going to return the favor. With a male stripper.

A bear stripper. An old bear stripper. Unless you're into that kind of thing, which is okay, not judging, but then you get like, an old lady. I don't know, just don't send strippers seriously.