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Jul. 14th, 2013


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Y'know, I really like the Cutie Mark Crusaders in my dreams. There's something kinda endearing about kids like that... even if, y'know, little too focused on trying crazy stuff.

Not everyone get cutie marks in being awesome.

Jul. 11th, 2013


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JULY 13TH! GALA AT BAXTER BAKERY!

With all the aliens and zombies and crazy things that have happened lately, it nearly slipped my mind that there's going to be a huge party at Baxter Bakery this Saturday. All of Valarnet is invited! Please come and see the local artwork on the walls, listen to our local musicians perform, and enjoy Baxter Bakery sweets and drinks. It's fully catered by the Bakery, and free of charge.

Hopefully after such trying, dangerous and frightening times, we can all let loose a little, celebrate life, and enjoy one another's company.

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Oh, this is beautiful! It's always so incredible to have things like this, things this old, discovered...

Jul. 8th, 2013


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Much as things are still going crazy... my brother's awake. Coherent too. Good distraction from whatever's going on with my hand

Bahorel, Courfeyrac, Enjolras... I owe you all a debt I don't think I can ever repay. Thank you.

Jul. 5th, 2013


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[Locked from Courf]


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Hello Valarnet.

Last night I learned something about a friend that I didn't know before. Namely that his home situation is...a lot worse than he let on. When you make a noise to shock your friend out of a fugue state, he shouldn't snap back to reality, glance at you with his eyes darting everywhere and apologizing for "whatever I did this time, Dad, I won't do it again, I'm sorry, seriously" while he cowers in front of you, when he's already in the damn hospital for stitches.

I...don't know what to do about that. We've all been keeping an eye on him today, alternating with his boyfriend but...I'm scared for him, pissed at his parents, AND scared for Gavroche, who's in in a coma. There are some days that life just doesn't pay, I fucking swear.

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Hi everyone, my name is Annabeth. I'm new to this forum. I'm not really used to doing things like this, but I'm staying with my grandparents until I start USC in the fall. I'm studying architecture and I can't wait to get started there. I know, I'm one of those weirdos that misses school during the summer.

Are there any cool places to go hiking or just be active? I enjoy kickboxing and fencing as well.

Jun. 25th, 2013


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You really haven't lived until you've participated in a conversation involving two dogs, a waterfountain and two humans. Especially when that conversation is in perfect classical french and involves the phrase "I would lick cheese from the back of that duck, snickering at the Yorkie that prances past and baiting a Chinese Crested over her "so nineteen EIGHTIES" hairdo.

Unleashed and loving it or what?

Jun. 24th, 2013


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So... I have a job! Working in this cool bakery downtown! The guy seemed impressed.

Jun. 20th, 2013


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Locked from Giles Babcock and Kirsty Cotton


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Between being threatened by a walking pile of neuroses and worrying about something coming up in my personal life, I've been under a bit of stress. So, I sincerely thought I was going crazy this morning when my dog Winston appeared to ask me for fresh water. In English.

Now that I know I'm not crazy, I do have a bit of a problem, though. I'm used to quiet, plus the occasional bark. What I am not used to is seven voices loudly chattering amongst themselves. Haven't had a meltdown that bad in years.

Would anyone be willing to give two or three dogs a temporary home for however long this lasts? These things tend to be transient, but still. I can't demand they be quiet all the time, but I can't live with what sounds like a very loud party in my house at all times.

Jun. 19th, 2013


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I've got my 20 week ultrasound on Friday. I haven't decided whether or not I want to know the sex of the baby ahead of time.

Also, I apologize if whoever I snapped at earlier is on this network. But, in my defense, it really is NOT your dog's business whose baby I'm carrying. Not sure why he asked in the first place.

Can the animals stop talking now?

Jun. 11th, 2013


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When I say you've had enough, you'd have enough an' I'm kickin' your arse out. Be grateful I felt like calling a cab.

How have I not found this network before?

Jun. 8th, 2013

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Just one more year now. 363 days.

Jun. 6th, 2013


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I kinda want a dog. What's a great breed to get when you have a growing one-year-old and a small-ish house? I mean, we have a fenced in backyard too.

I have no idea where this is coming from, but I blame all those dog food commercials on TV.

Jun. 3rd, 2013


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Just in case you guys are wondering what your dog is thinking, this video will let you know. )

Suddenly, I don't want to let my dog kiss me anymore.

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I knew it; these stitches really freaking itch. Someone please tell me not to scratch them. I know I shouldn't but my will is failing really fast.

Jun. 2nd, 2013

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Saw this and got a bit of a laugh out of it. Thought I'd share the wealth.

May. 28th, 2013

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How exhilarating that was! I've never been to the dog park before, but I do believe I'll have to make it a point to take Camille more often. Especially with the weather as lovely as it's been.
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001 ★ Enter, the Stiles

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Sup, everyone? So I just found this network blog forum whatever thing and thought I'd hit it up. I'm Stiles, by the way, nice to meet you all- not that I've actually met anyone on here yet and I don't know if it would actually BE nice, but whatever.

How's it goin? What's up? What's new? What's the happenin'?

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Another school... Sometimes I don't know why mom and dad bother. It doesn't matter what school they send me to. It's just going to be the same thing over and over again! I get enrolled in advanced classes or just in a higher grade and none of the other kids want me there. I'm the super geek, or the weird kid, or the little kid. The teachers will talk about how smart I am and want to make me sort of a teacher's pet, but that just makes the other kids hate me even more.

At least back home, I could go to my special school and not have to see Peter there. But dad's decided to send all of us to the high school... together! Why can't I just go to a school by myself again? Valentine's thrilled, but Peter has been furious about it. So while the three of us unpack and get settled into our new rooms, mom and dad are out school hunting to figure out where to enroll us.

I'm really not looking forward to next week Monday. This is going to suck.

May. 27th, 2013

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So, I know I disappeared off the face of the earth for a few months. I figure I should fix that. So who wants to get a drink? I promise we won't talk politics. Maybe. ...Anyway, lemme know if you wanna meet up, I have the day off for once in my life.

May. 26th, 2013


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There is a thing that looks suspiciously like a powder-flask sitting on my dresser.

Okay, it's definitely a powder-flask.

There is powder in it.

I'm just gonna set it down and not touch it again.

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For anyone who's wondering after my last post on the subject - having more dreams seems to have made my ability to support myself, and yes, my ability to walk, suffer even more. Which is fantastic.

I'm trapped in a wheelchair in the dreams, and it looks like I'm heading the same way here.
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I don't know if this musket is a prop from Courfeyrac's collection that somehow migrated into my closet, or if it's something else entirely, but it's staying very firmly in the back of my closet.

May. 25th, 2013


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Lessons From The Dog Park:


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1. Dirt and worms and mud are YUMMY and it is fun to eat them. As many times as possible.
2. Yorkies are something to be terrified of. So are Chihuahuas. And apparently that little Corgi mix.
3. Don't wear white shoes if you don't want them totally ruined.
4. It is apparently acceptable to pull your human into the cars that your doggie friends arrive in so that you can greet them right away.
5. Humans always should bring treats for EVERYBODY. Because you and your friends can tell when they don't have enough and it makes everybody cry.
6. The fountain isn't JUST for dogs to run in. Pull your human too.
7. The crazy lady with the diaper bag full of doggie items really IS as insane as your human said. Her talk about "Benjamin's meat and gluten allergies" proved THAT.
8. Collars are stupid and to be slipped out of at all costs.
9. It's much more fun to chase your friends than anything else.
10. Playing hard makes it so much more worth your nap in the car on the way back home.

...So Monte (Montagnard and if you get that, we should hang) and I are getting along pretty well then, everything considered. The first couple of nights trying to sleep with him in my face took getting used to, cause he takes up A LOT of room. Like a hundred twenty five pounds worth and growing lot of room, and he is gonna have to sleep on his own bed when I have people over, but he's quite the good boy for being so big and I haven't had a lot of trouble managing yet. Even so, I'm gonna have to get him to a class before too long I think. I don't want him getting bad habits and just ruining everything we've managed so far, but at least we're starting out strong, right?

May. 21st, 2013

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[Everyone can see this but Marius, Fantine and Valjean]

He loves me! He told me he loves me!

May. 19th, 2013


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I took the dog out for a walk today, and just in case, I brought along my camera.

Cut for image, viewable to all. )

I'm really glad I did. I know it'll ruin my reputation as a surly old cuss, but I'm rather taken with my dog.

May. 14th, 2013


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So... It's been a long time coming that I tell the world this. It's hard to accept it to start, even harder to ask others to accept it. A few of you know me personally and already know, a few of you I might have met and spoken to at one point. But I guess it's time for me to do this.

I am a female to male trans* man. I've been in transition for about a 13 months. That surgery I had? It was to remove my chest. I am on hormones and just trying to pass as well as I can. I know some of you might get uncomfortable, and I kind of expect that. But to those that accept me for this, and still choose to use the correct pronouns and name... Then thank you. So very much.

It makes my life easier and makes things calm. Hell, not like I'm telling anyone my legal name anyway.

May. 13th, 2013


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I've joined the ranks, I suppose.

The first dream was lovely, and so full of hope. And I knew these would be coming after but I didn't quite want to believe it.

But now they have and it wasn't lovely at all. So full of pain, and blood, and death.

I know there's more to come later because my friends all survived in my dream. It ended with us sitting there, waiting out the night. Trying to see what will come with the morning.

If it gets worse, I don't know that I can bear it.

May. 12th, 2013


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Might've made a really stupid decision yesterday. But I think it's probably worth it. )

May. 8th, 2013


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May has been an interesting month so far. I got caught up in the riot that the demonstrations on the first became, after making sure that CERTAIN friends of mine had gotten the hell out of the way before the cops showed up, and ended up on a couple day's hold. Was it worth it? It was worth it. I might have hit a couple people that I really shouldn't have, but when you're watching them attacking elderly people just advocating for their entire families to be allowed to be citizens? You have to do something, even if that involves assault. I'm not sorry I did it, no matter how much that screws up my chances of future employment.

Sorry, law enforcers on this network. I know, I DO, that this isn't the sort of path you're gonna suggest I take in response, or the way that most of you are trained to deal with this kind of shit. It was a mob scene that got out of hand and nobody knew what was going on, but I wasn't letting somebody's grandma take a hit if I could bring the person delivering down instead, or get them to focus on me. So...that's a thing that happened.

So there was that, and jail, and walking around with really messed up knuckles for a while, and starting at work, which is awesome, and a whole lot of other adventures that I'm pretty sure are going to turn out decently, aside the detour into dreamland which has been more freaky weird than anything else. Apparently I'm gonna die in these or something, but I don't see it affecting MY life much, you know? Anybody else have a thought on this? First week fall out reports for any of you so far?

Apr. 24th, 2013


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Hey good lookings, what's cookings? My name's Zoeya! Zoeya Proasheck!

I do a radio show every night on [station], sometimes with that LoveLove lady, sometimes with the awesome Carmen, and we're awesome and totally pro and stuff.

Apr. 22nd, 2013


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MOVING THIS WEEKEND.

Everyone who volunteered? Wants to help lift heavy things (and not-so-heavy-things) in exchange for fresh pastries, beer, pizza and my undying love...??

PM me for details if you're serious about helping. I'm absolutely serious about free food and drink to whoever comes to help! I've got a whole apartment to move, and Nina and I only have four hands between us! <3

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I looked at videos of baby goats because of the picture Jehan shared. If I was a goat, I'd be the one that keeps getting knocked over :)

video beneath cut )

Apr. 14th, 2013


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I'm going to be moving soon! I'll need some help moving heavy stuff. Volunteers? XD

I'll make you a cake if you volunteer!

Apr. 4th, 2013


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The man at the Starbucks was so... cruel. I feel ill now. First he... tries to imply flirtation. Then when I deny his... advances. I know for certain he used skim milk instead of soy. I can't digest milk. And now my studies will be... delayed.

I can't get out of bed.

Apr. 3rd, 2013


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The thing that sucks about suddenly losing your job, right after you'd given notice that you're starting something better is that the next night, you're still finding yourself doing work hours, even though they're completely fucking insane.

Okay, so back up a little? Last night I go to hand in my notice. Mark, the guy on doors was actually kind of glad about it. Hates how I keep charging comp drinks to his tab, but everybody else was mourning for me, dammit. Mourning and they'd started planning my goodbye party, and which of the patrons we were going to invite when, not two hours later, we get a knock at the back door.

The health inspectors came again, and THIS time, the first one under the new name with new paperwork drawn up and every step taken to avoid leaving a papertrail, they shut us down for kitchen violations, bathroom violations, safety hazards on the floor...

Not that this isn't a thing that happens every six months ago at the old Drunk Tank, and not that I wasn't already heading for much greener, saner, pastures, but it was still kind of a bitch, and I don't think I get my party now.


Sometimes you just get the urge to punch stuff, which, on my way out, I definitely did. Hole through the bar they're gonna have fun replacing. At least I liked THAT part of it.

Yeah, Joly, I used those bathrooms and I ate that food. You can start running now. I totally will understand.

Mar. 31st, 2013


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Sometimes it takes every inch of self-control not to throw certain....bar-goers out on their ass. Or into traffic. I hate those guys. The guys who think they're the life of the fucking party when really they're just making a mess for people to clean up. I got limits, though. If those frat boys turn up and start making those comments my employer again, I'm gonna have something to say. Good lady, my boss. I owe her. Same goes for her big guy.

Damn frat boys, though. Never liked their type.

Mar. 28th, 2013

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Opening a new nightclub in a few weeks, looking for servers, bartenders and bouncers.

Hoping open interviews next week at [address]. Decent pay, benefits, etc. Name's Joe, and look forward to seeing you there.

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[Locked From Scoot]


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So Valarnet. I've got a little project for us to organize here. I'm pretty sure most of us saw Scoot's post yesterday. If not, he's a really awesome kid who is going to be having surgery at the beginning of next month. I know it's kind of short notice, but I saw someone else mentioning setting up a care package for him, and I'm thinking we can add to that.

Having been there, where you can't really get up and do a lot of stuff, or are zonked out on pain meds to the point you're not doing a lot, it seems like the best thing to do is watch bad movies and I've got the impression he doesn't have a lot of those. Not to go giving out personal information but he's kind of lacking a lot of STUFF these days, and well.

I was thinking we could start up a bad movie collection to give Scoot something to do while he's recovering. Obviously, we're gonna need to coordinate so we don't end up with ten copies of The Incredible Mr. Limpet or something, and a place to drop them off, I'm thinking directly with his awesome girlfriend, but ideas? Thoughts? You can comment here if you'd like to help.

But let's give him an awesome recovery, yeah?

Mar. 27th, 2013


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So I have a surgery scheduled for the April Sixth. Never thought this day would come. And I'm so nervous.

Is going under scary? Or what? Because I'm totally going to punch a wall from dysphoriaanxiety if it's too scary.

Please don't ask what the surgery is for, I'm bad at excuses for things.

Mar. 23rd, 2013


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[Posted closer to 5:00 AM than 4:00 AM]


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I can't believe I just got done negotiating with the cops that if I tried to shut this party up, they'd go away. I guess the landlord called a couple times because the neighbors bitched and we didn't hear it?

NOW I get to quiet all the stragglers down, which, fuck, I didn't actually want to do, but somehow found myself agreeing anyway.

Tomorrow morning, after I drink a truck's worth of coffee, I'm turning in my adult card. Right now, I get to put my friends and some of THEIR friends to sleep.

Being responsible's a real pain in the ass.

[[COMMENTS ARE NOT WORKSAFE!]]

Mar. 21st, 2013

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I want it on record that while yes, Andre Courfeyrac has a black eye because of me, it was so not on purpose.

Mar. 19th, 2013


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One of the many wonderful things about having a theatre major for a boyfriend is that he's very good at costumes and makeup and things!

We decided to turn me into a faerie king. I'm quite pleased with my hair!

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Mar. 17th, 2013


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More singing posts for this network (and it's really shockingly VIOLENT this time too)


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Today is so not the day to be posting FRENCH lyrics, I know, I completely know, but I apparently retained weird shit from high school, mostly THIS little number and got the weirdest fucking urge to go ahead and share with you people once again. What can I say, my grandfather would be happy anyway.

Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira Ah!
les aristocrates à la lanterne!
Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira Ah!
les aristocrates on les pendra!
Read more... )
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It’s indecent, I believe, that a man... (Or any person for that matter!) would think it appropriate to make such forward advances on a woman they have only just met. I do not care if they believe they know me from what the tabloids have said. They can politely put it back in their pants and continue on their way until they’re ready to hold a civilized conversation with me.

I suppose I shouldn't have expected more from St. Patrick's Day, but at least I can vent my frustrations here.

Mar. 16th, 2013


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Okay, kids, time for a history lesson that's been stuck in MY head since I stumbled out of bed today, and since I'm gonna be ringing in Drunk Bastard's Day at work tonight.


A long time ago, way back in history,
When all there was to drink was nothin' but cups of tea,
Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mopps,
And he invented a wonderful drink, and he made it out of hops.

he must have been an admiral or a sultan or a king )

Mar. 15th, 2013


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When I tell people that unless they seriously re-evaluate their priorities on the spot, or one of us is heading to jail and one of us to the E.R, they've got to learn that I'm not actually fucking around.

Yeah, I get we're getting coded a whole fucking lot lately, and it's probably gotten around through whatever channels the disgusting douchebag regulars follow, but it still doesn't mean I'm putting up with any of their shit when it gets dangerous or into disrespectful territory. Put your hands on a girl or guy who doesn't want it in my club and your ass is getting booted out I don't give a fuck how much you've sunk into the bar. Put your hands on a guy or girl who doesn't want it in my club and start shit with me when I tell you you're leaving and you're not only getting booted out, your ass is getting kicked.

Waiting around for me until close in the lot across across the street's really cute too if you're pissed but want to avoid part two by jumping me because it usually doesn't work. I'm not gonna say NEVER since I'm not into the tempting fate, but you can be pretty sure I'm still going to kick your ass, and unlike you, I don't have to pull a knife to do it, and can knock it out of your hand before you're really close enough no matter what your deranged, drunken, idiotic ass is thinking.

Bottom line here is don't fuck with people, if you do, you'll have to fuck with me and I'm a little better at the game of fucking up than ninety percent of you assholes who come into this place as sketchy assed as it is and think you're gonna get somewhere. No matter what a dive we are, there's some little playground rules that apply here and you can follow them or get out. Or, like last night, I get to punch you out while singing that song from West Side Story? What the ever loving FUCK?

Hey, network, I'm Bahorel and I get to beat up assholes for a living. What the hell do all of you do?