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Feb. 14th, 2013


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There's a jackass singing to his girlfriend. He's standing outside, and her place is right next door.

I am trying to enjoy a beer on the balcony.

One moment...


....There, handled.

Feb. 9th, 2013


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[info]getstheircoffee
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Dear Valarnet,

I have a friend and she is amazing. She's smart. Smarter than a lot of you guys put together, but don't let that put you off. She's brilliant and beautiful and funny. Jane is a really great girl who is sweet and amazing. She definitely needs a date for Valentine's Day. Or any day at all possibly. I'm looking for a guy who can not feel intimidated by how smart she is, and someone who is charming and wants to have a good time.

If there are any sweet, single guys who need a date, let me know. We can chat, and I'll see if you're the right match for my very best friend. She deserves the world, and I want to give that to her.

Love,
Darcy

Feb. 8th, 2013

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"Fairness isn't everybody getting the same thing. It's everybody getting what they need to be successful."

That came up in class today, and while I totally agree, I'm not exactly sure how to about making it happen in a classroom. Everything's so standardized right now that it's terribly depressing, actually. But having been the one not getting what they needed, and lagging behind, and having been given what I need to be successful I can definitely attest to just how true it is.

Any thoughts on how to go about it? This project is killing me and I could use the break to do some online chatting.

Feb. 7th, 2013

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And then one day? You look up and realize you actually are an adult.

I'm sorry everyone. I'm not a kid any longer. I have to do things like paperwork, and taxes and eating salad for lunch from now on.

Because I finally realized that it was a good idea to change the toilet paper roll when it's empty.

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{Locked from non-puncturable Phantom people for a vague reference.}


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Another entry for the "things that shouldn't exist but for some reason I want to buy them all" files: action figures featuring American presidents as classic horror movie monsters.

I want to put them all on my desk. And then never get laid again. ... it'd almost be worth it.

Feb. 6th, 2013


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This is well naff. How the hell was that worth firing me for?

Bloody idiots. Valarnet, help cheer me up?

Feb. 5th, 2013

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HELP WANTED:
Persons with knowledge of construction, plumbing, electrical work, dry cleaning and other relevant skills. Call [xxx-xxx-xxxx] or leave a message here.

IN ADDITION:
Interviews will be conducted for those with theatre experience in any area: actors, singers, dancers, technicians, choreographers, script writers, and theatre staff. Please use the contact information above and have a résumé or audition prepared.

Starting immediately, renovations will begin on the historical theatre [address here]. I encourage any general inquiry or suggestions from the public. I've only just arrived in the state, and I am eager to make the theatre a living part of the community. Opening day (and a proper new name) will be settled once work is underway.

Rest assured, any rumours of ghost in the old theatre are merely that: rumours. I've seen reports of strange occurrences in other locations, but such a thing is not acceptable in my theatre. An old theatre has a spirit of its own, but I assure you this is figurative.


Please address all professional inquiry to La Corporation de Chagny.

Feb. 2nd, 2013

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Alright, so. It would appear daily watching of Dr. Oz is extremely helpful when working on a paper about alternative medicines. Now I know about cancer prevention! And allergies to aspirin. And Chinese medicine.

....I wonder how one would test allergies to aspirin, that seems like it could end really badly. Luckily, I'm pretty sure I'm not. Also, if anyone ever laughs at me for inspecting my tongue, I'm going to tell them I'm an advocate of ancient Chinese medicine, and the tongue is the map of the body. So there.

Anyway. Alternative medicine! Give me things to research, guys! It'll be helpful for this paper.

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Kids these days have the WRONG KIND OF DRAMA!

Well, in their lives! Less relationship drama... MORE RELATIONSHIPS OF CHARACTERS DRAMA AND DEATH AND TRAGEDY AND HEARTBREAK!

JOIN MY THEATRE GROUP OKAY! IT IS DOUBLE FUN THAN ALL OTHER THINGS!

Jan. 30th, 2013


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I'm having far too much fun in my pick-up rugby team, I may never leave Irvine.

If anyone wants to join us, by the way, we're a very friendly group of lads. Ladies welcome too, of course. We're not overly competitive, we really just play for a bit of fun over at the Irvine campus, since a few of the boys go to school there.
[info]prone2panic
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the highway! Dun Dun Dun! Mr. Kennedy is finally headed back to the road! I know, I know, the entire population of this community is now properly horrified by the fact my suspension is over and I’m entering the closely monitored probationary phase of this fun filled state mandated adventure that started last October. Watch out for the little red Prius, guys, since apparently I’m going to fuck your shit up if you get close or want to drag race.


On you to find the location and distract the cops though. ...HelLO, legal enforcers on the valarnet who I actually do know are here. I swear that if there IS a drag race, we’ll do everything we can to make it legal...can you HAVE a legal drag race? Do I even want to find out? It’s not as though I’ll actually DO it unless I’m obligated. Which right now? I very well might be, damn and here I was so excited I don’t have to face the bus again.

And conscience makes a coward of me in the end. Hello there, Valarnet. This coward’s name is Archie. And I have nowhere else to go. Be gentle with me, won’t you?

Jan. 29th, 2013


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[info]bossuet
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Hello, Valarnet!

I never did any sort of official hello on here, and then the Blue Plague thing happened and I was kind of distracted. And also trapped in a hospital because of quarantine, not because I was sick.

I'm a law student at UCLA. My name's Eugène Lesgle de Meaux, aka L'Aigle, aka Eagle, aka Bossuet. Only my mom calls me Eugène. Mainly I answer to L'Aigle or Bossuet. Bossuet's a...pun relating to French language stuff and it's a little complicated, but I like it.

Anyway, hello party people and people who are no longer stuck under quarantine!