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Dec. 11th, 2013


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I woke up and found some things from home in my bedroom. A hat I can't wear, because it has these ear holes in it, a bucket full of apples, and a weird backpack shaped like saddle bags that I pretty much can't use. They were made for a pony.

Even more dreams last night. (My sister, and Rarity's sister, and a pegasus in their school were writing these horrible things in the newspaper, and then Twilight Sparkle had to travel through time to warn herself about... something...)

And I have my mark. The mark on my flank in my dreams... it's now... on my flank in real life.

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I truly hope that I don't have to meet my boyfriend's parents during the day while they're visiting. Explaining that his girlfriend will burst into flames if light touches her would likely ruin the holidays.
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Had a girls' day with my favorite blonde and we decided we're eloping. Sorry, Salvatores.

BE JEALOUS. )

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Ladies and gentlemen, my beautiful wife. Who will kill me when she realizes I actually had the camera recording.


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I hate feeling helpless or vulnerable. I hate feeling at all, really - crying is just bollocks. And I hate feeling like there's nothing I can do to make this situation better, because I didn't mean to upset him, I really didn't.

Mum thinks I should go to therapy. I don't eat when I'm upset, and I've lost a half-stone already.

Dec. 10th, 2013

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Mildly NSFW )

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Ah kinda feel like punching stuff. Anyone wanna get punched? Or you know go find trouble with me?

Dec. 9th, 2013


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If anyone's wondering what to get me for Christmas...

I feel like there's not enough coffee in this world. After some dreams last night... the last one ending where we almost lost the Apple farm to some fly-by-night Cider makers. The moral of the story there, folks, is the best product comes from hard work.

Seems like there's always a moral to these stories in my dreams.

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I love all the holiday specials that come out this time of year. I wonder if ten, twenty, thirty...fifty years from now, kids will be watching Dexter Butterfingers' Holiday High-Jinx alongside Charlie Brown. Wouldn't that be something?

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Well, this is just weird. I don't think I've ever been on a message board before. Yeah, I know, I sound like I just ran away from my Amish community, but this is what happens when you were sent to boarding school. We used the internet, but you don't get a lot of downtime to just putz around on it. I wasn't the type of teenager that would post to message boards anyway. But, now I'm older, not much wiser, and I was told this is where the cool kids hang out. So, what do you guys do with this?

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Trying not to freak out. Trying not to freak out.

Finals start today. I have my first exam in 2 hours. I barely slept last night because I'm psyching myself out. Thankfully my exams finish up on Wednesday, but these next couple days will be filled with way too much studying. And the library is full of people and almost impossible to find a spot to sit. I've never seen so many people in there at one time.

No one prepared me for this properly. Arrrrgh. I better sign off of here and get back to studying.
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Hi! I'm Juliet and I just moved here from San Fran abouuuuuut a week ago? I think, maybe a week and a half? Either way, I'm going to be the new kid at school, which is just an ├╝ber bummer and kind of makes my hair flat. What's there to do around here, anyway?
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Uh, hey. I'm Nick. I got an invite to this network thing from my career counselor - said it might be a good place to network before college. I go to school up in Santa Ana, but I'm in my senior year, thank God. Anybody going to school in the OC? Any good recommendations?

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Eggnog's invaded absolutely everything. This is worse than the pumpkin epidemic.

Someone had the audacity to bring me an eggnog latte the other day. I ask you, who mixes eggnog with perfectly good espresso?

Disgusting.

Oct. 25th, 2013


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I made the most amazing Apple Crumble tonight for dessert. God, I love Apple Crumbles. And it's the best time of year for them, too, with so many different varieties of apple in season. If anyone wants the recipe, please feel free to message me here, or stop by the Jackson Family Apple booth at the Farmer's Market. I've got an email sign-up list, and the Orchard sends out recipes, tips and coupons via the internet to our customers.

I promise I won't post too much work stuff on here, I just wanted to share. That Crumble was mighty tasty.

Oct. 21st, 2013


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Okay, where can I find some pumpkins? There's still over a week till Halloween and every place I've gone has none left. Lian wants to carve pumpkins this weekend, which I'm all for, but can't find any.

Sep. 24th, 2013

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I just wanna say I had the BEST BIRTHDAY EVER

Sep. 17th, 2013


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My dreams started up again early this morning, for the third time. It's odd, now, seeing them, hearing the events and the voices, remembering them so clearly they are more like watching movies of my life than they are of having dreams. I used to wish I had never Dreamed, never come to know the being known as J'onn J'onzz, the so-called Martian Manhunter. My life would have been a lot simpler without him in me, in my mind.

But I find I like me, who I am, what I am, these days. And I am not so sad that I started dreaming strange dreams almost a year ago now.

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Is it safe now? Is everyone back to being themselves? I think I saw some big dragons out there at some point! Dragons are so very... very... scary.

Gosh, Orange County sure is a crazy place to live sometimes. I know it was silly of me to move back here because of that, but... I missed the dreams about ponyville and everything too much. I feel like this is the only place I belong anymore.

I hope you all are doing better, anyway.

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Mr. Kirk, are you... uhm. Still angry at me?

Sep. 4th, 2013


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The Dream me is a bit of a duntz. I mean, seriously. Who really cares if I won a rodeo or not? I felt so terrible, like I was letting my friends down. Simply because I came in second place instead of first? That must be pride. Or vanity. Or both.

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A couple of the girls I dance with said I should get out more - and the internet's kinda like getting out, right? No? Well, shh, don't tell on me.

I'm Jean Spangler, nice to meet you. I'm not new here - I've been here since I was seventeen - just new to the site. Forum? Site? Whatever you kids are calling it.

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If you ever decide to rob a convenience store for the first time, be careful about when you do it and who's inside. If you get shot with your own gun do not try to cauterize the wound with a hair curler instead of going to the hospital. A+ for creativity, F for giving yourself second degree burns inside a gunshot wound.

Also, if a crazy man comes at you with a stick and you have a gun, watch your ass because there's a reason he thinks he can take you.

Needless to say these master criminals were caught.

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Dragon*Con was a riot! But in a good way. Saw a few people dressed up as characters from our games. Had a few fanboy moments (both as the giver and the recipient). I am both wired and exhausted, so I'm glad I don't have to go back to work until tomorrow.

Or do I?

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My first birthday without my parents. Did Jenna and Ric actually expect that I'd want to get out of bed this morning? Of course they think that I went to school. Maybe Myrcella is right and I should talk to someone. I know I'm messed up. I just don't know.

Well today sucked.

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I used to always have plans for my birthday.

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I did not realize that selling marital aids to old European women would be quite so exhausting! I feel it mostly in my calves and my hip flexors. I do wish I had someone to massage them for me, but alas.

I will need a show of hands: who missed me?

Aug. 30th, 2013


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Okay Net people...

Who wants to go on a field trip? Halloween is coming... We need to petition to do one of those ghost hunting things. See if it's real or garbage. I want to go to Alcatraz.

Aug. 4th, 2013


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It's really high up here. Like, ridiculously high. How does my brother not suffocate? I swear there's less oxygen up here. Also, not sure how I'm going to deal with customers this week. "Hi, yeah, I'm in my brother's body, but it's no big deal."

Then there's my husband... What a mess.

Aug. 2nd, 2013


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Zap Apple Jam.

Jul. 30th, 2013


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So uh... Zap Apples? Funny thing that I dreamed about them last night, and now... I think I might need some help harvesting. A Zap Apple Tree showed up in our backyard.

Jul. 29th, 2013


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I'm taking a vacation. GASP! I know. Quick best and worse places to vacation. Someone says Hotel Carter in NYC I'm going to strangle you. I just heard the worse review of the place on my satellite radio... You don't want to know.

Jul. 26th, 2013


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I found this hat in my closet. It's... it fits perfectly. But I have no idea how it got here. I don't remember buying it. It's... exactly like the one from my dreams.
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Jul. 24th, 2013


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Spike sure needed to tone it down a little. Who knew that a dragon's size was in direct relation to their treasure pile? Also, I'm a terrible actress. And "Hearth's Warming Eve" is nowhere near as awesome as Christmas.
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Jul. 22nd, 2013


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Somehow, life seems to be settling down again in the wake of so much wildness. After the Husks and Las Vegas, it felt like things wouldn't get normal again, but, they have. And being around people I care about, with a wife who makes me happy, doesn't hurt either.

I like being able to help people in my current job, and I think I will enjoy it as long as I can.

Jul. 11th, 2013


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I woke up from some pretty crazy dreams last night to find my dress from the Grand Galloping Gala in my closet. Not that I can wear it, it's designed for a pony. But still. It's pretty amazing.

Dreamed about Rainbow Dash and her turtle last night. And then when Rainbow Dash went on a spree vying for attention by saving people. We all taught her a lesson there. And then we went to Canterlot because Rarity's cat was sick, and had Twilight's birthday party there.

It was nice to have a bit of sunshine-like dreams even when the real world has been so dark lately.

Jul. 7th, 2013


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Days like this remind me of only the darkest of dreams. My name's Big Mac, or so everyone calls me.

If anyone ends up in Northern Irvine, or anywhere, really, and needs a place to go, come here. [Address] It's the Jackson family orchard, and it's defended, and safe, for the time being. You'll be welcome, with food and shelter to keep you until this madness is over.

Jul. 2nd, 2013


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I just saw Apple Jelly in the supermarket. Apple jelly. I've never seen it before. I mean, we always made our own sauce, jelly, preserves, cider, etc. Do people like this stuff? Has anyone else ever had it?

Also, the dreams last night made me really miss Applebloom. First we were supposed to be in this obstacle race for sisters. I was gonna run it with Sweetie Belle, but Rarity and I switched at the last second. It was a great way to bring the girls closer together again as sisters. And then Applebloom took some herb that made cutie marks appear all over her body. Taught us all an important lesson about honesty. (One I could have told her all along.)

Jul. 1st, 2013

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My first day back at work and most of what I did was wish I had the ability to help teenagers stop freaking out. Thank you, Orange County, for yet another fun filled adventure, I'm sure the therapy sessions for this will be as amazing as always.

I'm pretty much never going to stop smoking, I really should just embrace that and find better vices to give up.

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Happy first of National Ice Cream Month!

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Everyone knows the dice are loaded.

Everyone rolls with their fingers crossed.

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I can't believe that a year ago today I made the Olympic Gymnastics team. Where did a whole year go? While I won't be going back to the next Olympics to compete, I'm hoping that I'll be able to help other girls get there. I've been talking to my coach and in September, I'm going to start coaching. I'm really looking forward to it.

Jul. 2nd, 2013


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I know they say blondes have more fun but, so far, all I've done is stare into the mirror and swish my head around. To be fair, it is fun, but I kinda don't think that's what the saying meant.

So...?

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Does it suit me?

Jul. 1st, 2013

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Jun. 29th, 2013


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These strange alien not!zombies do not seem able to talk or to do anything but try to kill. And they are rather insistent on it. Thankfully, good old fashioned destruction still works on them.

Definitely not what I had planned when I headed out for my morning coffee, though. I was hoping for a jelly donut, a croissant and coffee, not a strange blue thing and the havoc it caused.

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First off, Twilight really needs to calm down a bit. I mean, really. Castin' that spell to make every pony all go crazy over some doll? Not sure what she was thinkin'.

And then Nightmare Night! What a groovy night for every pony involved! I'm glad it all worked out in the end--though, it almost always does, thanks to Twilight--and we were all able to have a spooky, scary good time!

These Dreams are kinda fun. Still no Cutie Mark, though.

God, I gotta stop sayin' "pony".

Jun. 21st, 2013


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So Bring Your Dog to Work Day is an actual thing? They were just talking about it on the news while I was eating breakfast. Makes me wonder if anyone is actually taking their talking dog to work today. Might not be a good thing if your dog is blabby and knows you've played hooky from work before. Wouldn't want him to tell on you.

Jun. 20th, 2013


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...Hearing my tortoises speak is actually kind of traumatic.

Why does this crazy stuff keep happening?!

Jun. 19th, 2013


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I was on a walk this morning and I overheard a mailbox having a conversation with a squirrel in a nearby tree. This is almost as strange as the giant mushrooms. But not quite.

My dreams aren't coming true, are they? I dreamed about this guy called Discord. He made the world all wonky, but we were able to defeat him in the end. Gosh, I hate lying.

Jun. 12th, 2013


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Being the agent of a philanthropic organization is a lot like my old job. People lie, cheat, and steal, I investigate, and manage to help some people, and in the end, there are some good days and some bad days.

Being married, on the other hand, is like nothing I've ever done before. I love it. My wife, the awesomely groovy AJ, makes me happier than I've ever been. I don't know what I did to deserve her, but I than ks the stars I have her.

Jun. 10th, 2013


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Now that craziness over the weekend is over, I suppose it's time to go back to normal. Or, whatever normal is, really. Dreaming. I had crazy dreams last night. Twilight got an owl, Pinkie seriously thought we were all ditching her, and then we ended up at the Grand Galloping Gala.

My fritters were effing amazing. Those Canterlot snobs don't know what they were missing.