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Oct. 29th, 2015


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Oct. 27th, 2015


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So I heard something on the radio the other day, a new study of sorts (it lasted two bloody years!), with the results indicating that over 60% of the women surveyed watch porn and of that percentage, 66% are watching it alone - as in, for their own enjoyment, and don't really care to use it to figure out what their partner likes or wants in bed. Mostly just using it as a 'quick road to orgasm' so I say, good on you, ladies.

Most also tend to view it on their Smartphones which I wasn't so sure about but I guess it leaves one hand free, so there you go.

I'm Isabela. I thought talking about porn was a good way to make a splash. Isn't it always?

Oct. 4th, 2015


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My Dreams continue to be beyond twisted. You'd think by now I'd be used to it, but it really kind of puts things in perspective when you kill an innocent girl and your best friend decides to comfort you by telling you that you've killed over two hundred girls by his last count.

Maker, I just want these dreams to end already.

Oct. 1st, 2015


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When I got home from work, there was a cat on my doorstep. I have two at home already, so you'd assume that they just smelled cat or kibble and figured they'd lurk.

But it's not that. It's a cat from my dreams. I just know. He answers to his name, he comes when I call, and he follows me around like he knows what I've been going through when I'm asleep.

Cut for photo, visible to all. )

His name is Teacup (Dream me came up with it, don't ask), and he's the most precious thing. Eddie and Bill love him already, they're in a great big pile at the foot of my bed.

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Today is the first ever International Coffee Day and here at Baxter's Bakery we will be having events all day in order to support and promote fair trade coffee and to raise awareness for the plight of the coffee growers all over the world.

So come on down and enjoy a beverage while you learn something new!

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Sep. 26th, 2015


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One thing has become absolutely clear to me since I've started dreaming: it doesn't matter what world you live in, whether it's this one or the dream one, the world is a terrible place. I don't mean to say it's inherently evil. It isn't. It's just nature not giving a damn, and that's fine; yet, when you include humans, or any humanoid creature for that matter, that nature becomes manipulated into something terrible.

Most will argue that there is plenty of good in this world, we just don't get visions of it on the news like we do the violence--but why is that? It's because violence sells, and why is that? Because maybe, while nature in and of itself isn't inherently evil, humanity is? There is so much wrong with this world, and we create our laws and justice system to fight it, but I find too often that justice isn't handed out. Justice is a thin shield that protects only a few and fails in so many more ways. That's not an insult to the police, or the military; I was military, I get fighting for justice, yet even I, as a Vet, still understand that not everything I fought for... was in the name of a better world. Maybe me, personally, but not my missions, not my government.

Why do I bring this up? Because I'm struggling to understand... is there a real thing such as justice, and at what point is it necessary for us to take it into our own hands?

Sep. 3rd, 2015


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The Anders in my Dreams is apparently really fond of feathered pauldrons. For some reason, my Dreams decided that I needed a second feathery blue robe. But I also got my staff!

At least Sir Pounce-A-Lot and Lady Widget seem to enjoy the feathers.

In related news, the Deeproads seem to get worse every time I go into them.

Sep. 1st, 2015


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I'm not fond of purchasing purebreed animals, not with there being so many in shelters and rescues that need to be adopted. I may, however, make an exception.

There's a "new" breed of cat called Lykoi. They've got the nickname "werewolf cat" for obvious reasons.

Just look at them. )

They're so cute. Now I just have to justify spending 2,100 dollars on a bloody cat.

Edit: I decided I didn't need a justification; I have the money, and I have the room. Now I just have to name him so I'm ready when I pick him up. Any ideas?

Aug. 25th, 2015


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Things settle down here and in my dreams we summon a demon. Of course we do. We summoned the demon Azazel in the hope that he could forge a weapon for us, but that was a bust in the end we had to each give him one memory as payment for summoning him. I banished him cause his idea was literally the worst. Only he didn't want to be banished completely and when my cat almost strayed into the Pentagram we'd used to trap him, Simon went after him and Azazel showed up again and after trying to harm Simon, left of his own accord.

So we're still up shit's creek, trying to figure out what to do about Jace and Sebastian.

Aug. 13th, 2015


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The problem with living out away from people is that I've become even more anti-social than I used to be. How dreadful. I haven't really been able to take too many photos lately, magic and my camera had issues. I'm working on a way to protect it, but I'm not there yet. Soon enough, I suppose?

So. How's the rest of the world doing?

Aug. 12th, 2015


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Oh wow, it has been a long time since I was last on the Network, hasn't it? Between the Dreams and work and other stuff, I've been so busy I can scarcely believe it. I've finally managed to finish a pretty big project, which is a load off. At least until I start the next project.

I believe I've officially ever given up on having any good Dreams. I've left the Grey Wardens and have relocated to a City State known as Kirkwall. I've been working as a Healer in Darktown for a few months.

Last night I finally met the famous Hawke, as well as her sister and a dwarf named Varric. I was to meet a friend of mine, a man named Karl. In real life, we grew up together and he was my first boyfriend when we were sixteen. In the Dreams, we had a similar relationship.

Last night I dreamed the Templars had made him Tranquil, and at his behest, I had to kill him with my own hands. I wish we hadn't lost touch when I moved to Germany. Perhaps it would be strange to contact him after not seeing him for fourteen years, but I wish I knew how he was doing.

Aug. 8th, 2015


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Apparently today was National Cat Day. Church celebrated by sleeping on my bed most of the day and now he's running around like a mad person. I'm very fond of him, even when he's acting like this and I'm quite glad that he's taken to Will and Tessa now. He still won't let anyone but me pick him up, but I have seen him sleeping on the couch with Will or Tessa on occasion.

Aug. 2nd, 2015


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So I have taken into consideration the dreams that everyone has been having, and certainly I'm by no means the only expert on this network so please offer critiques or support or what have you to anything I might be saying.

Still, I've been running through my head the concept of 'destiny'. I can attribute this to my lovely, and wonderfully brilliant roommate, who has made me actually stop and contemplate the very existence of these dreams and their role in our own society.

Stop and think if you will, we all know they're there, and I think most of us agree they're memories more than simply dreams. From the data I've managed to gather at any rate; question is though, does those being memories then alter our personality, make it even more confusing, or does it become a choice? Some would argue that having those memories return has to ultimately change your personality, right? Of course, because you've now experienced those things.

But you've also now experienced so much more, so then the question is, does it alter your personality, or actually does it simply now play a part in it?

I ask this because it seems that sometimes, some of us do not want to be the person we are in our dreams. And I guess I'm asking is how do you all feel about it? Do you feel you're destined to be that person? Can you make the conscious choice not to be? It seems easy to say 'of course I can', but you may not have chosen. It may have just happened overnight.

Because I'm beginning to theorize all of this might be a bleed over from a supremely thing reality barrier, and that our 'former' or parallel selves are actually bleeding into our own beings, and so we're getting a tiny, or large, bit of that personality. Is it true? I'm not sure, and wish to find out.



... oh, and also! Watch the movie Ex Machina, fantastic film!

Jul. 25th, 2015


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I should have known better than to think that it'd be different this time.

At least my father will probably be happy to know I'm no longer in a relationship with a man.

Jul. 14th, 2015


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Lady Widge and I are going to spend the day hiding from the storm. Two of my bravest mechanics will be keeping the shop open, but if you need me I'll be hiding under a big pile of blankets.

[Private to Anders] )

Jun. 19th, 2015


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I wish that giant spider didn't mean don the armor and run into the fray, but I can't seem to help it. It's like I'm drawn to danger. Guess it's a Grey Warden thing. This thing is just a little bigger than the giant spiders we encountered in Thedes, but I think we can give it our all.

Jun. 5th, 2015


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Ugh, Qunari. We would get taken prisoner by Qunari.

I hate having dreams about fighting cause I always wake up sore if I'd been thrown around and in this one I got thrown around a lot while fighting Sten, of all people, who was the new The Arishok of the Qunari. I eventually got him to join us cause we'd been allies once. I don't think he was too happy about it, but then again, I could never really tell when he was happy about anything when we worked together during the Blight.

May. 29th, 2015


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Have you guys heard of the hoodie with a cat pouch? Because it is absolutely perfect. I've ordered two.

I mean, I'll be cutting off the ears and the paw pads when they come in, but why has no one thought of this sooner. No longer will Sir Pounce-A-Lot have to suffer through sitting in my rucksack when I take him out with me.

May. 25th, 2015


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I'm not sure if there's anything quite so therapeutic for Dream stress than setting fire to demons. They might not be the demons from my Dreams, but it's still pretty fun.

[Filtered to Leliana, Zevran and Alistair]

Just how much do you guys know about the details of the events in Kirkwall. Have you heard of Justice's part in it?

May. 22nd, 2015


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I remember when I was a kid I wanted to go to Disneyland so badly.

Perhaps I will go this weekend, indulge my inner child. Been a long time since I was that kid.

Of course, there's some anniversary or some shit like that so there will probably be lots of people. Just a fuckton of people. And I'm supposed to be taking it easy for a few days.

Ah, fuck it. I'm going to Disneyland.

May. 18th, 2015


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Well, I didn't think it was possible for dream Anders to hate the Templars anymore than he already did. .... Well, okay, that's not necessarily true because I've been told he does. But I don't know where they get off inflitrating the Wardens just to keep an eye on him. Why the hell are they that invested in him? The Warden-Commander never had Templars knocking on the Wardens' door demanding her head.

But worse than that - worse than their unceasing houding of me him, which apparently won't even stop after he destroyed his phylactery and joined the Grey Wardens - an order, mind you, that allows murders to join without so much as a 'how do you do' - is the fact that they made me give up Ser Pounce-A-Lot. That bastard Rolan claimed that he 'made me soft' even though Ser Pounce-A-Lot was a perfectly capable war kitty who drew blood from a Genlock with his bare claws.

I can't even begin to comprehend their obsession with making Anders' life a living hell.


... At least I still have my beloved Sir Pounce-A-Lot. I'll never ever give him up, no matter who tells me to.

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Life is seriously never dull in my dreams. After the events of the Tellari Swamps we went to Tevinter, to a ball to try and get information and of course the fight broke out cause a powerful mage who had committed numerous crimes against Ferelden showed up and I went after him. He got away of course, cause they always do, but we managed to keep one of his cultists alive to take as a hostage to find out where he'd gone. Then we headed back to Isabela's ship once more. I can only imagine what's going to happen next and it sucks that Isabela left Orange County cause now I don't have anyone around who knows these particular dreams.

In other news, Zevran is moving in with me. It'll be nice having someone else around this huge house.

May. 8th, 2015


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So...

I don't even know where to start with this. I've been sick for a while, thanks to the dreams. Like, my legs don't want to work, and I've been in a chair for a month or so, and everything has pretty much sucked. I lost my job, I ended up dropping out of college.

I'm the Avatar, and I'm supposed to be able to get back UP when some rude ass guy knocks me down. But I don't have the support system here that I do, there. I mean don't get me wrong, I have an amazing supportive friend and girlfriend, but in the dreams I had a friend who could heal me with magical waterbending. That's... yeah, not happening here.

So I guess what I'm saying is... are there people who could help. With the healing, or even just the - nightmares and I guess I have PTSD? I looked up some symptoms and think I qualify, anyway.

Edit: Should have stated, but talk of medical stuff/poisoning/trauma in the comments

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Guess I can join the cool kids club. Had a real messed up dream last night. It involved zombies, a princess, candy, and having to solve math problems because I broke a royal promise.

wtf.

May. 4th, 2015


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Well, my dreams have certainly taken a turn for the weird. Though, given that I've been told where they eventually end up, maybe I should just take it and run with it. It only gets worse from here. I didn't think I would ever see the day that Grey Wardens and Darkspawn formed an alliance. A page for the history books, I tell you.

And if I never see another giant, talking Broodmother again (her name, of course, was simply "Mother." Because that's not at all what horror movies are made out of) and her creepy, creepy Children, I think it will be far too soon. Talk about the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life. Uuuggghhh.

Apr. 23rd, 2015


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Does anyone else's cat appear to believe that they're going to starve simply because they don't have wet food? Church always has a bowl of dry food down and I give him half a can of wet food every morning. This morning, he cried outside mine and Will's door until I finally got up, only to find out that he still had almost a completely full bowl of dry food.

Things like this simply prove that cats are smart creatures, because if they weren't then they wouldn't be able to get used to a routine like this.

Apr. 14th, 2015


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Just came home from an amazing camping trip with my fantastic girlfriend.

And it looks like my dreams are finally starting to pick up. For my birthday yesterday, I dreamed that the Hero of Fereldan gave me a kitty. And not just any kitty. Sir Ser Pounce-A-Lot! I can't imagine it's going to be very safe taking him into the Deep Roads with us, but he's proven himself to be a feirce attack kitty. The dreams also bestowed upon me an adorable little bell collar for Sir Pounce-A-Lot in this world, which I've already added his tags to.

I'm finally free of the Circle, and even if the work I do kind of sucks (but at least it's not boring), at least I like some of the people I work with. I've found myself missing them lately even Velanna the bitch and Nathaniel the stick-in-the-mud. Please don't tell me I'm the only one who misses Dream people.

So yes. Dreams are great, life in general is great, and I'm another year older. And Sir Pounce-A-Lot has an adorable new collar that just looks dashing on him.

Cut for photo )

Apr. 13th, 2015


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I'm not sure why I'd need to divulge any personal information on here as people seem to be doing.

But in any case this seems like a very avid and reliable source of communication, especially if there is an emergency. Speaking of which, Hello, my name is Cullen and I'll be the new acting Captain of the county's fire department.

Please feel free to contact me for an emergency of any kind that does not involve rescuing cats from trees.

Apr. 10th, 2015


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With very little to do in the way of work until this condition passes, I have been spending too much of my time on things like Buzzfeed. It is a good waste of time, though sometimes I do see stories that upset me.

I do suppose this is the world we live in. But I cannot help but feel almost sad, for I myself am a practicing Catholic (though I do wonder how my new found vampirism will affect that) and an ambassador. I do not know the man, but he is a peer, and it would cause me a certain amount of discomfort to be in such a position as him. I will keep him in my prayers.


[ooc: possible trigger warning? Link goes to report of ambassador being denied for his sexuality.]

Apr. 7th, 2015


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Hey, have the dreams given anyone else presents?

Apr. 6th, 2015


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I have never taken as much time off of work as I have in the last couple of months. My inner workaholic is losing his mind. It's a wonder that anyone ever manages to get hold a job in this county, with the random truth spells and body swapping and whatnot.

I also have a newfound appreciation for just how annoying catcallers are.

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I think I have to say that as much as being in another body is the strangest thing that's ever happened to me at least I'm not having any dreams right now.

So, yes, I'm currently occupying the body of one of my female friends. As if it couldn't be any more awkward to be in a strange body in the first place. I've also discovered that putting on a bra may be just as complicated as taking one off when I'm a regular guy. I think I've almost got it figured out now.

And I can't complain about having two legs right now, but I feel really bad for Rose because learning how to put a prosthesis on can be incredibly confusing.

Also, I will not be at Mellarky until this clears up, so let me know if you needed to request any kind of baked goods and I'd be happy to meet up with you somewhere else. My brothers would never understand if they saw me now.

Apr. 3rd, 2015


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I'm not normally the sort to shop at Hot Topic (I didn't know what it bloody was until I moved here), but I just ordered two pairs of each of these online. Because the cat stockings are just the cutest, even if the bear is a bit shifty.

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So I have decided on the perfect way to celebrate my birthday this year, so next Friday 10th April after a day of pampering with my bestie everybody who comes to Always will be celebrating my birthday with me and will get their first drink on the house.

I will be out from behind the bar and dancing the night away with the rest of you! Hope to see you there!

Apr. 1st, 2015


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Nothing like back to back religious holidays to bring out the aggressive bible stalkers. Two tried to follow me home today even after I explained as calmly as I'm able that no amount of preaching was going to sway my lack of belief. They set out to 'save my soul' or some bullshit. I put in headphones and they kept going. Whatever happened to My headphones are in, stop talking now?

Mar. 30th, 2015


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Someone help me. My car is dead. Well it isn't dead but it doesn't seem to want to work right now. Does anyone know the name of a good mechanic or garage? Please help.

[Grant]
In case you hadn't guessed already I'm going to be late home from work tonight, baby. Can you maybe take care of dinner?

Mar. 28th, 2015


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My cat likes red bean ice cream. What the actual fuck.

(I'm bored, please help.)

Mar. 24th, 2015


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A very important question has recently crossed my mind, and I just can't help but ask: What do people without cats do with the extra tuna juice when they eat canned tuna?

Alistair )

Mar. 19th, 2015


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Filter to Anders
Hello, My name's Elaine. Zee said you had need of a little help toning down a glow.
I might be able to help

Mar. 16th, 2015


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Well, the one upside to the Blight, I suppose, is that it stopped the Templars for coming after me for a year. Nothing like sweet, sweet freedom in a country ravaged by Darkspawn. Woo.

That being said, I'm not sure if demons or darkspawn would win in an "Ugliest species of Thedas" competition, but I'm leaning toward darkspawn. Ugly brutes, aren't they? (I guess the majority if you can't actually answer that. The answer is "Yes, Anders. Extremely. And smelly, too.")

Seriously. Can these dreams just stop already? I'm sure they're interfering with my usual dreams about beautiful people, cats (of the non-demon variety, thankyouverymuch), and pie.

Mar. 15th, 2015


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Oh my God, I ate so much pie last night. So. Much. Pie. Someone should have stopped me.

Mar. 8th, 2015


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I decided it was probably in everyone's best interest if I took the weekend off of work this week, which feels a little strange. I don't often have time off.

But this weekend is quickly shaping up to be the best weekend I've had in years. So I suppose time off isn't the end of the world.

Mar. 2nd, 2015


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Previously in dream land I dreamed about my cat who turned into a demon. Now, I've had a dream where I was forced to fight a demon who turned into a giant cat (though I'm pretty sure fighting giant demon cat came before running from medium sized cat demon).

I have no idea of my dream world has a weird penchant for cats and demons, or if it's just me.

At least Sir Pounce-A-Lot will protect me from any mean nasty demons that come my way here.

Mar. 1st, 2015


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A big "THANK YOU" to everyone who's been helping me pack up the Old Man's house. I bought hundreds of cardboard boxes (okay, not literally) and they've all been filled. Most of them donated. Some stored. Others went straight to the dump. And my own apartment is almost empty now, too, with me taking several trips a day after work in my brother's mini-van. (Yes, my brother drives a mini-van. Yes, he's been mocked for it.)

The point of the story is that I'm exhausted. Not sure I can do much more of this.

Oh, and I need a new vacuum.

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[info]bloodoftheirin
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Nothing like having a dream about a Grey Warden a Mage someone blowing up the Kirkwall Chantry. That caused a great deal of problems for the Mages and Templars and just about everyone all over Thedas. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that no one else blows up any more important places. Gives me a headache just thinking about the Mage/Templar rebellion.

Feb. 27th, 2015


[info]immortalmagnus
[info]valarnet

[info]immortalmagnus
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[info]immortalmagnus
[info]valarnet
Has everyone seen that dress color debate? I wanted to believe it was photo-shopped until I saw the same picture in two different colors.

Feb. 23rd, 2015


[info]legendoflink
[info]valarnet

[info]legendoflink
[info]valarnet

 


[info]legendoflink
[info]valarnet
Alright, so I've been bored being bed-ridden, so I'm recruiting the internet in keeping me entertained.

I'm going to ask some questions, people should just... respond?

Uhm, ahem... what's your favorite color, and why?

What's your favorite movie, and why?

Favorite TV show, and why?

And what's your dream house/car/vacation?

Super dumb and generic, but I figured I should entertain myself somehow... right?

[info]crazycatman
[info]valarnet

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[info]crazycatman
[info]valarnet
Well, I had a fantastic weekend (first one in ages) which I guess decided to end itself by giving me more of those weird dreams. And was visited by the Dream Fairy I've heard so much about. I now have the dress I've been wearing in my dreams. And also have figured out a pretty big draw to why I'm wearing it.

I've also escaped this Circle place a number of times, which leads me to one very important question. How is it possible for an entire country to smell like dog shit?

[info]ahsoka_tano
[info]valarnet

[info]ahsoka_tano
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[info]ahsoka_tano
[info]valarnet
Can I rant? I'm gonna rant. So there's this guy who called in. Lets call him McJackass. Every other word is a curse, there's at least two slurs and it takes me three minutes just to figure out what his problem is. I think he was drunk.

So McJackass tells me that his internet isn't working. He says the power in the back went out. Guess where his internet equipment is? In the back.

It took me ten minutes to explain that the internet requires power to work. And then he told me 'sweetie, I'm just going to call back and see if I get someone that knows what they're talking about' which is code for 'I want a man because you girls don't know crap.'

I had to get up and do this meditation thing my dad and his friend taught me. But it really helps. Just gotta be zen. But sometimes these callers make me want to choke them through the phone.

[info]tinkhatespink
[info]valarnet

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[info]valarnet

 


[info]tinkhatespink
[info]valarnet
The Garage is reopening. Under new Management. Come on by for all your car needs.