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Apr. 1st, 2020


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Am I the only one who thinks this is fun, full stop?

Mar. 25th, 2020


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Yanno what's better than bacon.

Breakfast Sandwiches.

With bacon.

Mar. 23rd, 2020


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I lay down for a nap and fall directly into a dream where I got my letter to Hogwarts, finally since I've known that's going to be a part of them for ages, and then went to Diagon Alley to get my school supplies. Including my wand which I did enjoy that part since I didn't choose my wand, it chose me which yes is a very weird sentence but a true one. When I woke up the wand was laying on my pillow and just having it here feels right somehow.

[Magnus Bane]

After practically destroying my room trying to practice using it with my magic - any chance the Institute has a room I could use to practice? Preferably not full of things anyone will be pissed at me for accidentally breaking?

Mar. 18th, 2020


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Think I'm gonna spend the next coupla weeks up on the Quadrant till this pandemic stuff blows over. Got everything I could need up there anyways. 'specially booze.

Peter, Anakin, Clint - you boys comin'?

Mar. 5th, 2020


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It's that time of night when you're sitting up alone, missing the people that are no longer with you because Spotify threw their favorite artist at you.

But it doesn't hurt this time. That's good right? Or bad?

Mar. 1st, 2020


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I just got woken up by an incessant beeping sound and at first I thought it was my phone or something until I got out of bed and this droid from my dreams rammed itself into my fucking calves. In the dark! Seriously? He seems really happy to see me, but I have no idea what he's trying to say.

All I know is that he's called BB-8 and is my astromech from my most recent dreams and somehow I can understand him in my dreams, but I can't here.

Now what do I do with a droid?

Feb. 22nd, 2020


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It’s not like that idiot can say I didn’t warn him. I told him that if he didn’t shut his mouth I’d shut it for him. And I did. Rather useful little spell I found in that book that showed up. Petrificus Totalis. Doesn’t hurt anyone but it shuts them up and keeps them from hurting themselves any worse.

Feb. 19th, 2020


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It's always interesting when your actual dream Empire, filled to the brim with self-serving homicidal backstabbing maniacs that desperately needs reform is closer to the moral center than your real so-called Republic.

But then, the Galactic Republic in my dreams is just as hypocritical and corrupt and in need of reform as well.

We should purge it all with fire.

Feb. 16th, 2020


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I got my roommate a present.

I don't know if she'll kill me or kiss me for it.

But it will be worth it to see the look on her face.

Feb. 14th, 2020


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Happy Overpriced Candy, Flowers and Food Day, suckers.

Feb. 12th, 2020


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I dreamed I saved a little droid from another scavenger. He was really cute and I tried to maintain a serious face but he just rolled his head at me and beeped and my heart melted.

Feb. 10th, 2020


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Look. I get it. It sucks. But management made the decision not to offer the same discount to retired military that they do active duty. There’s nothing I can do about it without putting my job in jeopardy. And unless you’re willing to pay my bills after I get fired over you? I’m not putting it in jeopardy. And I couldn’t give a shit if the other servers here do it. That’s them and their choice to take the chance. You want that discount? Ask for their section next time. You will not bother me at all. In fact - it would make my day.

Feb. 1st, 2020


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So it's not bad enough that we have spam mail and spam calls, but now we have spam texts? I felt the need to share the one I received today.

Cut for Size. Viewable to all )

First of all, the obvious, my name is not Marco, so clearly it wasn't actually meant for me personally and second, I really don't need whatever they're selling or pretending to sell. Trust me. ;)

Jan. 25th, 2020


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All right folks, important question of the day:

Kansas City Chiefs or the 49ers?

Jan. 20th, 2020


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Am I completely mental or are things from our dreams actually showing up?

Jan. 19th, 2020


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Well that was incredibly weird. I just woke up from the strangest nap I've ever had. It wasn't the nap itself that was strange, but the dreams I had while I was sleeping. Now I've had weird dreams before, but these felt different. I was a kid and I think I lived on another planet. I mean, Yavin 4; that's not a real place. Where did my mind even get that? What's even stranger is that then I learned to fly a spaceship! A freakin' spaceship! Well, I never actually flew it; my mother did and she taught me.

And now what's even stranger than all of that was the weird urge I had to have to come here and talk about it. What is going on?

Jan. 16th, 2020


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Okay, so it's definitely not the water. Cuz I've been drinking nothing but bottled just in case and I GOT DREAMS. What. Is. Happening.

I was some sorta soldier for something called the First Order, and I'm not 100% sure, more like 101% sure we are bad guys. No man left behind is definitely not their thing.

And that village on that desert planet...

Who names a planet Jakku??

Jan. 11th, 2020


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Is that dream thing contagious? How come I get to be an orphan on some shitty desert planet and not something amazing? What kind of rubbish is this?

Jan. 10th, 2020


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I didn’t realize how exhausted I was until I was fixing dinner tonight and actually forgot the word spoon. I spent a good three minutes staring at one in the kitchen, trying to think what the name was before just caving and asking my roommate to pass me the metal thing so that I could stir.

God bless her for only laughing at me a little bit as she handed it to me and restraining herself to only one comment about it. “We call it a spoon for short”.

[info]darkforcerising
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Welp. Now I have an unexplained facial scar. This will be fun to explain.

Jan. 5th, 2020


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So. Who is good with a knife and has a strong stomach?

Jan. 2nd, 2020


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This is not how I wanted to start a new year I don’t know what’s behind these Dreams. Or who. But when I find out? I am going to kick their ass. That was just a cruel cruel thing to force me to relive see in my sleep. I don’t need my baby sister and our parents showing up in my Dreams reminding me that they aren’t here, making me miss them even more. What I need when I finally get into bed is to just sleep. Not wake up crying and spending the rest of the night staring at the ceiling because I can’t trust not to see their bodies again Not wake up and have to spend the day downing energy drinks like they’re water to make it through my shift.

Dec. 25th, 2019


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Merry Christmas OC. Hope y'all have a good one and no more crazy shenanigans happen.

I'm gonna be over here with some spiked home made egg nog watchin' some of the worst Christmas movies ever. Startin' with Scrooged.

Dec. 17th, 2019


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It's too late to ask for this year, so NEXT year? All I want for my birthday is to pick the Christmas decorations for the house myself. I'm not saying that all of that was Nico's fault, of course. But at the same time...

I did have a good birthday, though. We went out for seafood, I got a new drawing tablet as well as other art supplies... The tablet is honestly the nicest I have ever owned, though, and I can't wait to open it and try it out. I still can't believe my brother spent what he did on it. He isn't telling me what he spent, but I've researched this brand enough to know that the lowest end models are expensive as hell, let alone the model he got me. ...Thank you again, Nico!

Dec. 15th, 2019


[info]captainpoppins
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Well damn. Guess wishin' on a star ain't so bad after all.

Woke up this mornin' feelin' pretty damn good - no aches or stiff joints. Took one look in the mirror an realized I lost about twenty years - and some weight too. Haven't been this lean an' mean since the Corps.

Cut for image )

Dec. 13th, 2019


[info]darkforcerising
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[info]darkforcerising
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Blowing things up is useful.

Dec. 8th, 2019


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You know, there are days where I feel like I'd be better off sticking my leg into a trash compactor and waiting for it to devour me whole than speak to another person whose ex "spitefully" put their car in to be destroyed and wants it back.

Sorry dude, that was crunched three days ago. Take it up with your lawyer and leave us out of it.

Also, snow? Seriously? Global warming really is gonna just eradicate us by the end of the century or whatever.

Dec. 7th, 2019


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It's snowing! And it feels like a big one so for the record I had nothing to do with this.

Nov. 13th, 2019


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So according to my dreams my name is not Damian Spencer...oh, yeah. Surprise....but Samael. Or was Samael. I looked it up. Guess whose name was originally Samael. Lucifer! Ironic, no?

Nov. 5th, 2019


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Sometimes I think back to my dreams and what I know now that I'm older in them.

And damn, but I should have let Tarkin die.

Nov. 4th, 2019


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It’s cyber security training at work and this year’s theme is ‘Don’t plug random USB drives you find lying around into your devices.’

I am offended this needs to be said. And if it needs to be said to employees of Lockheed Martin, workplace natural selection should run its course. Fire those incompetent weirdos who pick up random-assed USB drives from off the ground and plug that shit into their computers.

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It's bloody evil to dream about having siblings that actually love and care about you when the reality couldn't be farther from the sodding truth!

Nov. 1st, 2019


[info]captainpoppins
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[info]captainpoppins
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Aw hell yeah. Got me some candy on sale today. )

Oct. 27th, 2019


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Don't worry, this was taken at a redlight. I'm not about to use my phone in a moving car, especially not with the twins with me. It's just. There are so many things wrong with this that I don't know where to begin.

Cut for image )

Oct. 24th, 2019


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Could someone help us solve a family debate? Cooking in bacon grease, is it or is it not normal? Will and I both grew up with it, Nico has apparently just noticed for the first time that's how I cook (what else are you supposed to cook eggs in?) and thinks we're both crazy.

Oct. 20th, 2019


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Is it strange that I dream about a zombie apocalypse and I really want to see the new Zombieland movie? One would think that I'd have enough of zombies, but oddly enough I still like zombie related things. I think in this case it's because the zombies are quite as deadly/scary as the ones in my dreams.

Oct. 16th, 2019


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[info]throwouttheplan
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Looks like I'm losing my mind along with the rest of you. I even woke up with a cold gun after dreaming about it.

Oct. 14th, 2019


[info]captainpoppins
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Well, finally got around to buyin' some Halloween candy for the little runts in the neighborhood - but not for the not so little ones that think they can get some free candy. My cutoff is ten years old ya' freeloaders.

Just wonderin' how long I can hide this stash before Peter tries eatin' it all.

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I woke up this morning with a mandrake leaf in my mouth. Let me tell you, that is not a fun experience. I'm pretty sure I very nearly died. Aside from the choking hazard, this is vile tasting.

[Lily]
And, according to my dreams, I'm probably going to have to keep it there for at least an entire month. Sorry, luv.

Oct. 10th, 2019


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I dreamt I watched stars born in a cradle nebula. I named each one as they went off into space. The reason I mention this is how it affected me. I've never seen anything so beautiful in real life. I woke with tears in my eyes, and I am not so much on my pride as to deny it. If you had seen what I dreamt you would have too.

Oct. 9th, 2019


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Seriously?

I was stumbling out of bed to get to my kitchen for coffee and ran right into a jukebox. YES, A JUKEBOX. Why? Because I had a dream about a bar/restaurant we frequent in our dreams and apparently I needed the jukebox from it in my apartment.

It couldn't wait until after I move into a new place? tghtwrjga. It's too early for this shit.

[Private to Reid]
Apologizing in advance to you for yelling at you in the dreams.

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Sometimes while I'm taking a break from homework or studying, I'll watch those satisfying videos on youtube, you know of perfectly timed animations or of things perfectly fitting into other things? Just to reset my brain before I can continue with whatever else I was concentrating on. Sometimes I forget I have it on when I go back to studying, and I look up to see that youtube has just continued on showing the next few videos in autoplay.

....Whoever did this? I hope you mistake sugar and salt next time you make coffee.

Oct. 7th, 2019


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There really is no feeling quite like watching your dream self make decisions that even she knows are going to come back around to bite her in the ass.

And I thought I made bad decisions.

Sep. 26th, 2019


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I’m going out of town next week. I need someone to watch Majy, A-Aron, and L’loyd. Feed them, play with them. You can just stay at my place and I’ll pay you.

Sep. 15th, 2019


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[info]_lightbringer_
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Magic. Vampires. Boogymen. Has everyone gone mad? Is there some manner of hallucinogenic in the water that I do not know about? Lord knows I certainly do not drink the stuff, but by the sounds of it I probably should give it a try.

One good thing has come from this madness: I have a few fantastic ideas for theme nights at Lux.

Sep. 12th, 2019


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I never thought I’d be saying this but - I miss that feeling of my magic being right THERE for me to pull on. I never used it much, or at least not as much as someone I know - who I am absolutely not laughing at while watching him do dishes by hand for the first time in months - but I still got used to that feeling.

Sep. 9th, 2019


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Woke up today an' realized real quick I'm human again. Not sure what happened, and not sure how I feel about it. Got used to bein' blue after 2 years. Hell, even the fin is gone so I can't use my arrow :(

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This is the most glorious morning I’ve had in a year and a half.

Woke up to no one’s thoughts or feelings in my head but my own. I can’t sense a single person anywhere. All my powers are gone. Thank fucking god!

I took the day off and I’m going to go back to sleep, then probably play video games the rest of the day.

Aug. 26th, 2019


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So last month (I think it was last month...) I posted something about my elderly neighbor who likes to be up sawing and hammering at the ass-crack of dawn and who also likes to stand on his porch at night staring off into space.

Some of you thought I should try talking to the old guy, so I did. Turns out he spent most of his life as a furniture maker in Arizona and, according to him, the only time to get that kind of work done and not roast your ass off is before the sun is up. Also, according to him, the evening is when he "does his thinking". Not entirely sure what that means and he hasn't really expanded on that, but he seems like an ok guy who's a bit homesick. His son moved him out here when his wife died and he's not exactly happy about it.

So, yeah, those of you who said I should talk to him, were pretty on the spot.

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Well today is the day I turn the big 5-0. Can't believe it. Where the hell does time go? Seems like yesterday I was knee high to a grasshopper in Alabama.

Also can't believe the three chuckleheads I might as well call sons managed to pull off some of the craziest shit I've seen for a 50th:

[There's a picture of a ramp leading to the front door with birthday decorations on it and an electric scooter for old people at the base full of old home pamphlets, also decked out.]

That was not there yesterday.

I hate you sons of bitches 😂