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Ah April Fools day...A time honored classic day to believe nothing. Believe no one, if you fall for it that's your fault; not mine. ;)

It's days like these I wish I were still at an office. May your saran wrap be plentiful if you are.

I don't know which of their classmates told my daughters you could explode peeps in the microwave, but our entire kitchen smells like burnt sugar now. ...At least they had the thought to put a plate under the peeps first, so that's less cleanup than it could have been, still not the way I wanted to start spring break.

I think maybe taking them to see the horses would be a good idea, before they go on search for more candy around the house to turn into science experiments.

So I'm officially my uncle's problem now. Good news for me. Bad news for him.

Mom must have gotten notice about it or something cause she tried calling. Is it wrong to not want to talk to your mom?

Have you guys heard about the girl in NYC who found a whole other apartment behind her mirror? link to read

I would be beyond freaked out at the idea that if there were people in this apartment (which looks like there may have been people at least wandering around in there) that they could have easily gotten into my own apartment! I would totally hire someone immediately to patch the giant hole behind my mirror.

This is just crazy

Well, that was a bit... anti-climatic. I'm still not sure what to even make of these damn dreams. I still want to know what idiot dresses up as a devil.

Well... that dream was a bit of a doozy. Dream!Me rose from the dead, took her axe and killed three of her enemies. THEN she led her companions into victory.

It's called creative problem solving - I wanted orange juice, couldn't get the lid off the bottle so I got a wrench out of the toolbox and used that to get it open. I don't get why Hazel is looking at me like this is the first time she's ever seen me do something like this.

If anyone sees Alaric Saltzman today, wish him a happy birthday!

So in my dreams, I am such a badass with great fashion sense!




[Her boys]

I have two cakes on the counter.

DO NOT TOUCH THEM! For some customers, I already taped the boxes so I know if you get in them Jace!

There's brownies in the stove for you two.


Cath

I was sending pictures to a client, I didn't notice cat paw prints in the flour behind the cake.


Client wants a cake with those paw prints on them now.

Happy New Year everyone!

Can we all hope that we get some freak snowstorm so we don't have to go back to school next week? The Christmas holidays went by way too fast.

Not sure what I'm going to do with this. I was okay never seeing it again.

Guess it gives me a place to hang out and have wild parties.

Just kidding, Uncle Frank! Mostly.

I don't know where he came from, but looks like there's a dog suddenly in our home. He's an adorable little guy. Already has run of the place too.

Not really my thing, but figure might as well. If I don't then my niece and best friend might actually tease the shit out of me over it.

So, hello. I'm Frank Castle. Nice to meet you.

I don't think the school office bought my forged note excusing me from school today. Apparently being kidnapped to a weird town with witches trying to suck the life out of kids isn't a believable reason to skip class.

That? That was a wild ride and a half.

Hello OC, I'm Nico.

I'm staying with Chase for a few days for some down time and to make sure he starts out of trouble.

He suggested I should introduce myself.

Okay.

Dream me is creepy as fuck. Actually, that's a bit beyond creepy. No thanks. I'm glad that I'm not fucking like that. He also seems to like cartoons. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Along with hearing voices inside his damn head, also seeing an eye in his hand

I'm not that fucking crazy.

So is it normal for random things in your dreams to show up here? If so? Awesome. Thanks for the gift, dream me!

What kind of family starves their adopted son and forces them to live in a cupboard barely the size of a crawl space under the stairs with bloody spiders?

It's been like three weeks since I had a dream. And that dream was scary, but I got the jeep out of it, so that was cool. But like. Why haven't I had any more dreams? I want to know what happens next!

Much as I really want to watch the live action Mulan? I'm not paying 30 bucks to get early access to it on streaming. Now if they had done it where I paid 30 bucks for a digital copy of the movie? That I would pay for. I just have to avoid people talking about how it compares to the animated one for two months. That should be easy enough. I think.

Why do long weekends always seem so short but the week drags on?

Totally not looking forward to school tomorrow.