Man, Halloween was awesome! Despite not being able to talk, which I can now- thank god, it was pretty great. I got my parents to believe I got a sore throat from screaming my lungs out from a few haunted houses and an impromptu Lacrosse game in the field on the 30th. God, lying to my parents is hard, especially when one is a cop.
On the other hand, I got SO much candy because people felt bad I couldn't talk and say 'trick or treat'. I think some of them thought I was terminal or something. Either way, my candy stash is humongous.
How was everyone else's candy hoarding night?