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Oct. 9th, 2016


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I need to get a suit for my parents' anniversary party this month. I hate suits. I always feel so uncomfortable in a suit. I'd honestly rather be wearing my Warden armor than a suit, but I don't think my dad will appreciate that.

Sep. 13th, 2016


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So my parents' thirty fifth anniversary is next month and they're having a big party; lots of family and friends and other politicians and my mother called me today to ask if I'll be coming. I haven't seen my family since Christmas and my father barely spoke to me, so this is bound to be just as awful.

Sep. 11th, 2016


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[info]lionofskyhold
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Will I ever understand the appeal of American football? There's attractive men, yes, but other than that, I don't know why people enjoy it?

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[info]the_survivor
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This is a rather good example for 'recent' history being as important in archaeology as ancient history. It's all important.

Sep. 7th, 2016


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It's good to be home again.

Maybe it's just me but it's hard to get rest in a hospital. Now to just sleep for the next two days.

Aug. 29th, 2016


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Got a pit bull mum and her puppies at the rescue, and I have to say, it's so hard to not adopt all of them, not that I have the room. Just hope they all find some decent forever homes when the time comes.

Aug. 17th, 2016


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Morrigan and I have been on holiday in China, someone please tell me that the world hasn't ended over there?

Jul. 5th, 2016


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[info]the_survivor
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I feel like that meme with the pizza box and the fire. Skip town to avoid the fireworks and come back to news about demon rifts?

Jun. 30th, 2016


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[info]freemarched
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This is kind of important, so I'll keep it brief and just stick to the facts rather than ramble:

1. If you happen to come across a glowing green pocket in wherever, please don't touch it. Instead, alert me via private message or here and I'll come close it.

2. What comes out of these pockets tend to be dangerous, they're demons, but they're relatively simple enough to kill. Even so, I'd recommend the buddy system until these rifts are closed.

3. If anyone can fly or has a way to otherwise achieve a birds-eye view of the county and can give me a general idea of where you see glowing green pockets, I'd appreciate it.

Fuck me Thank you.

Jun. 27th, 2016


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You know, I think my girlfriend looks better in my leather jacket than I do. Maybe I should keep an eye on my leather jackets in the event she decides to steal them all.

Cut for picture, viewable to all )

Jun. 21st, 2016


[info]the_warden
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I can take killing an Archdemon off of my bucket list. Nasty huge bugger.

I feel like I owe certain parties a great debt. For the whole surviving thing.

But the day is saved, the Blight is stopped, and it was a rather nice party. Even if my mind was elsewhere at the time

Jun. 16th, 2016


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[info]freemarched
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Okay, Valarnet. Kind of a weird question, but. Does anyone on this network have the skill to teleport (I think that's the word I'm looking for) large objects? Like, say, a spiky throne. Or a really long, large table. To sort of pop it from one place to another without breaking backs or renting moving trucks.

I'd find some way to repay you. Whether in knowledge or pizza, or monetarily.

filtered to thedosians )

Jun. 15th, 2016


[info]lionofskyhold
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Went to get a coffee and I think...the barista was flirting with me? But what is the honest difference between a chat and flirting?

I just wanted a coffee.

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Oh, Andraste's sagging arse, I'm quite over the likes of Thedas. I suppose it was good that I was warned my lover would volunteer to stay behind in the Fade in some act of heroism or some shit like that. Because otherwise, waking up to find the letter from his best friend regarding his death there on the nightstand would be a really bad fucking surprise.

I need a few of Dorian's sparkly balls to take my mind off this.

But the lighter part of it all is that I got a new outfit? One with actual trousers this time, a very grown-up swashbuckling outfit, complete with gigantic pirate hat. I feel about a thousand years old by the time the Inquisition happens, but I look great and am still stabbing people so I suppose that's also a good thing.

May. 3rd, 2016


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Oh ho, so who wants to get drunk? No, seriously. Hawke and I need taste testers for the specialty cocktails at the tavern we're opening soon - it's called the Hanged Man, and it's a tribute to the one from Kirkwall, which is the shitter of Thedas but if there was any amazing place to go get pissed as your life flushes down the toilet, it was definitely the Hanged Man. We've also designed drinks for our gang, the ones who are here and some who aren't.

Cut for length, viewable to all )

The location's in Anaheim, a quaint medieval-themed pub right near Disneyland. We'd so appreciate your help with letting us know how things taste! Cheers, loves.

PS, I definitely recommend Sparkly Balls and King Alistair. Champion's Cock goes smoothly down the throat as well.

May. 2nd, 2016


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[info]freemarched
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Most of the classes I'm going to be teaching nights starting this month, part of one NAMI's programs and focusing on family members who have an adult relative living with mental illness, are all full which I'm glad to see. But I thought I'd also mention one of the behavioral health conferences coming up - for all members of the community, and there will be information on patient rights and also the variety of behavioral health resources in the OC. May 18th, in Santa Ana.

On the dream front, it's looking pretty...dire. I'm not so sure I'm even going to make it to the end of our adventures due to the fact that my own arm is trying to kill me. We've done a lot of traveling to lend a hand where needed, which helps with building alliances. The Emerald Graves are beautiful in a tragic way, so very green, but we nearly got stampeded by herds of aggressive druffalo and ganged up on by tribes of giants. Most of the battles consisted of them swinging their arms, knocking Blackwall back, and stomping in the dirt.

He just kept coming though. Maker bless him. I miss that bearded grizzly.

I also knew I needed my very own Judgment Throne for my living room, and was so glad when it appeared there. That was sarcasm, by the way. This thing is atrociously ugly.

Apr. 29th, 2016


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[info]lionofskyhold
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I don't like Kirkwall. At all. It's practically the arsehole of Thedas.

And now I'm Knight-Captain, bloody Samson gets kicked from the Order because of a drug problem, and our Knight-Commander is completely mad!

AND MY DOGS ARE NAMED AFTER THE DRUG ADDICT AND THE TWAT COMMANDER.

Apr. 7th, 2016


[info]freemarched
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The mental illness awareness organization I do a lot of work with, NAMI, is holding an event in Irvine next Saturday - outdoors, at a park, and there will be all sorts of things like a book exchange and food trucks (I think even complimentary massages?). But I'll be there in the 'community support' section, as a mental health care provider, should anyone want to drop by. I see so many people discussing their dreams and I feel as if I should make others aware of the opportunity.

On my own dream front our fortress, Skyhold, recently got assaulted by goats. Gassy goats, too. One let it rip before the other slammed into the wall and I don't even know what's going on anymore. It was almost as baffling as one of my advisers running out of the room naked after losing a game of Wicked Grace (I won't name names).

For anyone wondering about the actual goat thrower, he was made an agent of the Inquisition and dispatched to Tevinter to throw goats there instead.

Mar. 12th, 2016


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Hello!

No, that’s too formal.

Hi, guys!

Wow, that’s rude. Not everyone is a guy.

Hey, peeps!

Does anyone say peeps anymore? Okay, Urban Dictionary is telling me they don’t.

I’m Merrill! Good start. This is so exciting. Has anyone else felt like they didn’t fit in before they started having their dreams? I know we couldn’t have known, not really, but this explains so much. I’m not even human! Well, I mean, I am I think?, but I’m not in my dreams. There were so many of us—elves, that is. It was an important gathering of some kind, and it was all very exciting. I set something on fire, too! With my hands! Does anyone keep a diary to record everything they remember? I should really find those scented highlighters.

Oh! We share something about ourselves here, right? I’m a Cryptozoologist. You should visit me at my office! It’s cramped, really, and a mess right now, but I like visitors. If you let me know you’re coming, I could bake something, too. One of my roommates is a chemist, and our kitchen is probably contaminated. You know what! I’ll just buy cookies for us. Would that be all right? Does anyone have any food allergies? This is too long. You’re rambling now, Merrill.

I’ll just be on Tumblr if you need me.

Mar. 11th, 2016


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Ah, the mighty and glorious Circle of Magi of Ferelden, housed in a tower shaped like a phallus. It was every bit as insufferable as I could imagine. Though the demon's taste in decoration was more than revolting. And glad to see we gained a preachy school marm in the group. I will simply stay in my tent far away from her.

Though at least I received another gift from my dreams. T'would seem I now have seeds from several plants native to Thedas.


[Killian]

You will be pleased to hear I have that poison ready. Needless to say, it is extremely potent. The antidote, however, is proving more difficult to create, but I shall not be outdone.

Mar. 7th, 2016


[info]lionofskyhold
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I'm not quite sure how I'm supposed to react to receiving...gifts from my dreams? Or the fact in some alternate place I'm practically brainwashed by religion.

It's not real. It shouldn't be real. And yet, I have this tool and I'm meant to use it to protect people from magic? Because "magic exists to serve man, and never to rule over him."

Mar. 5th, 2016


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As annoying as parts of these dreams may be, at least they left most welcome gifts for me this time. I suppose it makes up for some of the insanity I am surrounded by in these dreams.

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So we found a Golem. She hates pigeons. Like really, really hates pigeons. So we took her along with us to get these Sacred Ashes that were supposed to cure this bloke we needed. He has an army. We need that army to defeat the Blight. Scratch his back he scratches ours, that sort of thing. Something tells me when we seek help from the Dwarves and Elves we're going to have to fetch strange things for them too.

So we brought the ashes back to Redcliffe only to discover this poor boy was possessed by a demon.

Bright point, we killed a dragon! Really big one, too.

Feb. 26th, 2016


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[info]bloodoftheirin
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Are there any tattoo artists here or does anyone know one? I've been thinking for awhile about getting a tattoo; either the Grey Wardens symbol or mt family's crest. I'm leaning more towards the Wardens though.

Feb. 24th, 2016


[info]lionofskyhold
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[info]lionofskyhold
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Why do I live here? Every day is starting to feel like one step closer to complete insanity. I could be back home where the weather is normal and you can go out for a stroll without, mostly, worrying about being murdered. BY PRIMATES.

Why. Am I supposed to adjust to this? I've already adjusted to plenty. You lot are...strange. Add this on top of your sweet tea and awful Coke.

Feb. 17th, 2016


[info]the_warden
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[info]the_warden
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My dreams just keep getting better. There was this big battle against an army of Darkspawn. Really nasty creatures that want to kill us all and blight the land. And we lost. But we got rescued by a witch who made her daughter Morrigan go with us when we left to...save the world somehow, I'm sure. Our first stop was this little village named Lothering where we met a rather lovely red-head and freed a Qunari from a cage.

Those poor people though. They were right in the way of the Darkspawn army and they don't really stand a chance.

We set out for a place called Redcliff to try to drum up our own army when I woke up.

To find a gigantic Mabari war hound sleeping at the foot of my bed, and my staff leaning against the wall.

Do these things just happen and Alistair why didn't you warn me!

It's rather exciting mind you.

I think I'll call him Barkspawn.

Feb. 16th, 2016


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[posted on Sunday night, late]

I was looking forward to getting back to my own home; not that the getaway to Las Vegas wasn't fun. However, the process was immensely slowed down when what appeared to be blood began falling out of the sky. What happened?

Was there some sort of sacrifice performed that incurred the Maker's wrath?

Clearly, we made it home but left all of our things in the car because why would we subject them to the 'rain'? I still feel gross...maybe another shower is in order.

Jan. 29th, 2016


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Alright, perhaps I shall resign myself to accepting this dream nonsense as being more than nonsense. I had believed the first dream I had was little more than a strange commentary upon my life, twisted by my unconscious mind from that whole incident with the fog. Alas it seems it was not simply commentary but an actual dream of another life, as a second dream has confirmed.

I lived with my mother in a place known as the Korcari Wilds in a place called Ferelden. Apparently I am a mage as in this new dream, my powers manifested themselves, much to my mother's delight t'would seem. Her reaction to my powers was disquieting.

Jan. 25th, 2016


[info]lionofskyhold
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[info]lionofskyhold
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I ordered Valentine's treats for my dogs.

What has my life come to?

Jan. 24th, 2016


[info]the_warden
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[info]the_warden
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Well I think I had one of those dreams. It was quite harrowing.

Jan. 22nd, 2016


[info]the_warden
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[info]the_warden
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What an interesting day to sign up for this network. At least it's not another really bad storm?

Jan. 18th, 2016


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Well well, what have we here? A social networking site? How truly novel! I suppose tis an appropriate method of communication at times.

I am Morrigan, lest I forget my manners before continuing further, and I am an herbalist. I care little for much interaction with others outside of my work, though it would seem this place is lovely for when I do not wish to physically be around others.

That should suffice for an introduction.

Jan. 13th, 2016


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Public announcement: you too can find an abundance of riches if you're willing to stay several weeks underground, inside Dark Spawn infested tunnels, and if you can tolerate being back-stabbed by a dwarf who fits in your arsehole and attempts to leave you for dead, you have it made.

Then there's the part where by the time we resurface, my brother is making strides to become a bloody Templar and no, that doesn't hurt my mage-feelings, why would it? spoiled little prat

I now have a fancy red robe with the family crest on it. I'll wear it anywhere I please, thank you, even at grocery stores and coffee shops. It'll give me the illusion that I'm as wealthy as I've come to be in these blasted dreams. Perhaps I'll have better luck literally digging for treasure? Or stealing someone's gold tooth like someone I know.

Jan. 5th, 2016


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[info]the_survivor
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My dreams are back with a vengeance. With myself naturally being obsessed with what I'm trying to find. But I know I'm on the right track because someone is trying to kill me. Blew my jeep right off the road with an attack helicopter. Nearly went over a cliff but caught myself in time.

Found this gorgeous old tomb or temple in Syria and I had a good feeling I was going to find the tomb of this ancient prophet.

Unfortunately I had to deal with a small army in the process. Used their own explosives against them. Not how I wanted to expose that tomb...

Jan. 4th, 2016


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Has anyone ever made fun of someone for a dream, and then went and had a dream that was really, really similar?

Dec. 30th, 2015


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I'm running under the assumption that it is okay for ravens to pick at a gremlin corpse and have it for breakfast, because that has been the reality of my morning.

All this is silly, and the solution is clearly slaughter. I think one of them tried to eat Schmooples II.

Dec. 27th, 2015


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[info]bloodoftheirin
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Has anyone else noticed anything strange today? Like, as in gremlins? Cause I just killed one.

Nov. 25th, 2015


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There's a glorious, glorious man I met in the dreams last night. Could perhaps benefit from a nose job, he's not all that tall (he's a dwarf), but he can probably talk me out of my own pants and has chest hair so majestically curly I can't take my eyes off it. I'm sure the phrase 'my eyes are up here' applies to him in this situation. He's also the only person I know who names his crossbow and treats it like a lover, but alright.

I've also paid off my servitude after a year for gaining entrance in that charming shithole of a city, and apparently am making strides to get on board with an expedition that takes you underground for treasure. Assuming we don't get killed by dark spawn things and ogres before we get to the loot.

Oh, and get this. One item I get from that wretched place: a cheese wheel caked in a year's worth of mold. No, really. It's a legitimate thing that stayed in a corner of my Uncle's dirt cave for an entire year. I swear it's alive.

Just in time for the holidays. I'm so blessed.

Nov. 13th, 2015


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[info]bloodoftheirin
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Oh nice, just what I wanted, dreams. The dreams or whatever, thought it'd be nice to send me my dead brother's, in the dreams, armor. Yeah, we recovered it when we went back to Ostagar in the dreams after the massacre and gave Cailan a proper burial, but did I really need to get it here? And why now? I had that dream ages ago. I guess this will just go in my closet next to my Warden armor.

Oct. 31st, 2015


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This time last year I was already in jail, insisting that I needed to find the Warden. Glad that didn't happen this year. Spending the weekend in jail was not fun.

Oct. 27th, 2015


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So I heard something on the radio the other day, a new study of sorts (it lasted two bloody years!), with the results indicating that over 60% of the women surveyed watch porn and of that percentage, 66% are watching it alone - as in, for their own enjoyment, and don't really care to use it to figure out what their partner likes or wants in bed. Mostly just using it as a 'quick road to orgasm' so I say, good on you, ladies.

Most also tend to view it on their Smartphones which I wasn't so sure about but I guess it leaves one hand free, so there you go.

I'm Isabela. I thought talking about porn was a good way to make a splash. Isn't it always?

Oct. 18th, 2015


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I'd been worried about what I was going to do for a Halloween costume, but then I realized all I have to do is not wear my glamour for a while. Done and done.

Anyone else going to cheat?

Oct. 4th, 2015


[info]maleficar
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I always thought meeting people on the internet was a bit odd, and I don't see the point with my lack of ability to form a healthy social life, but this skinny little bar manager I know said this was a good thing to dick around on via the mobile while business was slow.

Name's Hawke. I may have served drinks to some of you, but I only remember the ones that actually made the bloody effort to tip me accordingly.

I enjoy long walks on the beach and cuddles. I like to be the little spoon. It makes me feel safe.

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[info]crazycatman
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My Dreams continue to be beyond twisted. You'd think by now I'd be used to it, but it really kind of puts things in perspective when you kill an innocent girl and your best friend decides to comfort you by telling you that you've killed over two hundred girls by his last count.

Maker, I just want these dreams to end already.

Sep. 27th, 2015


[info]bloodoftheirin
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[info]bloodoftheirin
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Woke up this morning to find Cailan's armor in my room. When he was killed at Ostagar his armor was scattered and I had dreamt about finding it all awhile ago so I wasn't expecting it to show up. Don't know if and when I'll wear it, but I do know that I definitely won't be wearing it on Halloween. Last thing I need is to become a Warden or whatever again and get arrested for the weekend.

Sep. 23rd, 2015


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Time travelling versions of myself. Unsuccessful attacks on my country. People usurping my throne. I get married to Ororo A super hero civil war?

Not precisely the dreams I was expecting to have next. My life as the Black Panther is certainly full of action, that is for sure.

Sep. 20th, 2015


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Apparently in dream land it was decided we should do team building. Which means drinking barrels of wine and beating one another up for sport.

It's the most fun we've had yet.

Aug. 26th, 2015


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The anger that enshrouded this place. It took some time to dissipate for me, I'm not sure how I feel about it, it all seems like a haze to me if I'm honest.

Anyway, today I was working on a car when I heard sounds coming from the trunk. It sounded like a child, so of course I was terrified. My boss too, we quickly ran to the truck and broke it open. There were, I'm not kidding you... like a dozen different dolls in there. All talking at once.

Oh, and this... image under cut )

Aug. 21st, 2015


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Someone at the gym decided taking a swing at me would be a good idea. The new ways that people find to be stupid every day will never cease to astound me.

Aug. 17th, 2015


[info]bloodoftheirin
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[info]bloodoftheirin
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Well that ended pretty much how I thought it would. Highlights of my dream are as follows:

~ Varric called me a Special Snowflake
~ We pulled off an assault on Titus' base
~ We would up in the Fade
~ Found my father
~ He stayed in the Fade/Afterworld
~ I returned to Ferelden to be all kingly

Only spent time with my father in the Fade part of the dream, but I could tell that he was better than my father in real life. Much wiser and less controlling. It almost made me want to call him this morning. I didn't though.