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Sep. 23rd, 2013

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To my dear friends,

A few days ago, I was doing a normal day at the shop when a man came in. He told me his name, told me he liked my designs, and told me that he was from Derek Lam.

For those of you who don't know, Derek Lam is an incredibly successful designer who normally does men's fashions for all seasons. However, he is apparently starting to design a women's line. And he offered me the job of lead designer.

I swear, you could have knocked me over with a feather! Derek Lam!

It does, however, mean the crux of this post: I'll be moving. Not very far, but down toward San Diego. Out of the network.

Alice and I have discussed it, and she's agreed to go with me. I expect some of you to come to our wedding, whenever it may be - I haven't asked her yet, but she knows I will. It's not a surprise.

The shop will be open for another week, and I'll be finishing all the commissions I took on - that includes Ms. Thurman's, as well as some things I was doing for you, Verity, as gifts. Any further questions, just ring or ask me here.

It's been a joy and a pleasure living here. Please, stay in touch!
Jefferson and Grace Chapelier (& Alice Ayres)

Sep. 20th, 2013


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PUMPKIN SPICE! There's an inexplicable joy having the first pumpkin spice latte of the season.

Sep. 19th, 2013

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I did it! I got a job at Okugata (that new burlesque club)! I'm so excited I could scream and oh man, now I have to get new stage clothes and dresses and stuff.

This is going to be a blast. Who wants to go celebrating? Ms. Oyama, thank you so much.

Sep. 9th, 2013

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Well. That's interesting.

I just thought "I wish I had my tape measure" and it floated across the room into my hand.

Aug. 28th, 2013

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Your attention, please.

I have just closed on the space for my new burlesque club in Huntington Beach. It will be Japanese themed - I myself am Japanese and wish for it to resemble the hostess clubs back home.

I am looking for liberated women who might be interested in working there. I am also looking for two deejays with experience, and a number of security men to ensure that my ladies are not harassed in any way - the latter is especially important. If a security person fails in a significant way, they will not remain employed for long.

Please reply here, or send a private message to me, Oyama Yuriko, if you are interested. I will pay well.

Aug. 26th, 2013


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I'm going do it. I'm going to really do it this time.

I'm quitting smoking. So please give me every stupid tip you have to stop.

Aug. 25th, 2013


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Good lord but work has been stressful lately. I mean, really honestly ridiculously difficult. Thank god for a certain someone buying me pints now and again and keeping me sane.

I think I'm amongst the living again, however.

Aug. 10th, 2013


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I have to admit, I do enjoy America. Perhaps it's the....shall we say, diversity....present in the United States. The sane and the insane sit next to each other on the train, albeit the number of insane opinions I heard on the train means I won't be taking it again.

In other news, I was accosted by several youths today. They seemed to assume that my age made me an easy target. I wasn't.

Aug. 2nd, 2013

[info]lookingforgrace
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Consider this a warning to my clientele: if you make any sort of disparaging comment about a lady due to her choice of vocation or her sexuality, I will not serve you. And I will advise my professional acquaintances not to serve you either.

Women are allowed to be sexual beings at appropriate times, just like men. None of my shopgirls work in the sex trade, but for the record, if they did or if they ever have, it would be no business of mine. I will not tolerate unreconstructed attitudes toward my staff or myself. Or the adopted mother of my child.

Do I make myself clear?

Jul. 23rd, 2013

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Oh, dear.

Grace and I were watching television today, and we came across a mixed martial arts fight. It was two men, rolling around and punching each other in the head, mostly on the ground. They wound up with one on top of one another.

My eleven-year old daughter looked at me and said "Papa, isn't this kind of homoerotic?"

My eleven year old daughter knows the word homoerotic. I'm inexplicably impressed and worried at the same time.

Jul. 22nd, 2013


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Filming on my latest movie is rapidly moving forward. We've shot in Prague, London, and in Death Valley. One more trip afar looms next month, to Tokyo, then it's back here to Orange County to shoot the rest of the scenes. It's weird filming a fictionalized version of part of my own life. And weirder yet knowing that the science fiction put in it is not even close to how crazy the real events were.

Jul. 15th, 2013

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Somewhat NSFW in comments XD

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So, I'm actually kind of excited. I have some clients on this board, so figured I should make the announcement. I got a loan to start building a dungeon space of my own. No more stupid-ass hotel rooms. Clients will meet me on my own terms, and no more stupid noise complaints, either.

I'm happy. It's good for my career.

Jul. 14th, 2013


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Dammit. Broke the heel to my favorite pair of boots.

This day is fired.

Jul. 11th, 2013

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Ugh. Why is it every time I get my life together and get settled and happy some ex-fling emails me wanting to get back together? The Geordie wants to move to the States and try to get me back. Where was this fighting spirit when I left him because he was cheating on me? Oh, right, he must've left it in the other woman.

I swear, it's like some cosmic bell goes off - Alice Ayres is happy! Exes, start annoying her by post or email!
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If I must turn thirty-two today, at least I did it in style - The Mirror is officially open for business! I saw a few of you come in and out of the store, and I hope very much that all of you find my stock to your liking.

In fact, I'm feeling generous; if you come into the shop and mention you're on the network (and I can prove it), I'll take 15% off anything you order.

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You really don't know how nice your own bed and your own bathtub really is until you get stuck in an office building for weeks!

I just went an' had a three hour soak in our bathtub. Three Hours! And I wasn't even interrupted once! It was so wonderful! And then I made myself a delicious brunch with those preserves Theo gave me!

I don't think I ever wanna take havin' a home for granted again.

Jul. 10th, 2013


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I've learned so much colorful Scottish over the past week.

Jun. 26th, 2013

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The very first order I received this morning was from a pair of grooms who wanted me to design two suits for their wedding.

Very pleased indeed.

Jun. 19th, 2013

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It's true - I've put in my two weeks at the tea shop so I can help my boyfriend with his store. I wonder if he'll give me double the sexual harrasment speech?

But honestly, I can't complain. My daughter boyfriend's daughter is doing great in school, the house is lovely, and I'm looking forward to working with Jefferson.

Kinda feels like I'm just asking for a bout of bad luck, but I'm really happy.

Jun. 18th, 2013


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My mother says I need to get a job over the summer. Who's hiring? Where is it good to work? Any suggestions? Figure I might as well ask here before I start job hunting.

Jun. 15th, 2013

[info]lookingforgrace
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I wanted to give the Valar people first crack at this announcement, since it was on the Valarnet that I got my big break. Alice, I'm sorry for not telling you beforehand, but I literally just got the title and the okay to proceed with the transfer of capital.

Mrs. Tesla has decided to close Fayth, in Mission Viejo, as she and her husband are headed for other pastures. She's sold me the space and the business capital, and with her blessing, I've decided to reopen under a new name. Fayth was Lulu's brainchild, and I would prefer for her brand to stand alone, unhindered by any missteps I might make.

So, as of this morning, though the signage will need some time to be changed? Fayth will reopen as The Mirror. We'll continue to sell ladies' clothes, but we will also focus on the men's line that Lulu and I had been developing. I'm excited, frightened and will soon be hiring for floor and behind the scenes positions.

Jun. 5th, 2013


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I'm happy to announce that my new show surpassed the expected ratings...it's about God, not ratings, but it's still a good thing. Much of the credit goes to the wonderful Caprica Black, for presenting such a wonderful opportunity.

trigger warning for homophobia, prejudice )

May. 31st, 2013


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Oh My God. Oh My God. It's been a little while now and I still can't believe how wonderful this is. I mean I'd hoped for it but was in the back of my head considering the worst and there is amazing Eowyn news that I'm just now mentioning here on the network for all of you! She's awake and everything is okay and amazing and AWESOME and some more wonderful stuff's happened since then too but full update later on if you would like. I have way too many other things to consider right now, but just...thank you so so much all of you who helped me get through this and I am so fucking glad it's all worked out!

I love this network also. Never change!

May. 24th, 2013


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Things I Have Learned: The Hospital Edition (posted before Eowyn wakes up, whenever she does!)


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1. Despite the large numbers of sick people, shiny machines that make noises, flashy lights, and people walking out with less money than they came in with, this hospital is not, in fact, a casino and yelling "Jackpot" when it's time for my fiancee's IV to get changed isn't appropriate or funny. ...Really.

2. Nurse Jerry is not, in fact, my arch rival, even if he does try to kick me out after visiting hours and I've had to resort to hiding in the ceiling as he comes to check. Nor is Nurse Patricia.

3. Laika is incredibly protective of both me and Eowyn. Therapy dogs are no longer allowed to visit us if she is in the room at the time.

4. Green Jello is the absolute best.

5. And so are those little individual cereal packets.

6. But really, do you have to give us an itemized list indicating that the meal contained a moist toilette? It's not something that either one of us is going to consume.

7. The chaplains are about as cool as army chaplains and willing to have long involved conversations with you about anything at all, even if you don't share a religion.

8. Meerkat Manor is actually pretty damn intriguing after the first two episodes, but thank fuck for closed captioning.

9. When you send friends to pick up clothes for you, they'll post embarrassing photos from your house online. So what if I sleep in a nest sometimes? It works for me.

10. As much of a good spin as I'm trying to give this doesn't make a damn thing better. Please let her wake up soon.

May. 21st, 2013


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Today was perfect.
I don't think I've ever had such a lovely day off before. In fact, I am certain it might be hard to ever really beat.

May. 19th, 2013


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Joanna is arriving on June 18, and will be staying for six weeks. This is our trial run to see if we'll be compatible enough for her to come and live with me during the school year.

I suppose this is the part where I ask for everyone to "wish me luck." I know I'm going to need it. I sure hope I don't screw this up

May. 17th, 2013

[info]lookingforgrace
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[info]lookingforgrace
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Alice, please tell me you or Grace bought this top hat for me?

Otherwise I'm going to be very nervous.

May. 14th, 2013


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Oh good god, will it never end? Not only do I have to put up with him at work, but he's following me into my dreams as well?

I dreamed I met Bond. But not -- like I really met Bond, it was all very furtive. Like something out of a spy novel. Veiled exchanges in a museum, an exchanging of information, little black suitcases, that sort of thing.

This is just silly.

May. 3rd, 2013

[info]lookingforgrace
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To all those who Dream:

Have any of you managed to work out if your dreams are truly you, or if the protagonist of your dreams is merely a figment of your memories, or imagination?

I had one where I harmed a child. Accidentally, but nonetheless, harmed a child. The idea is sickening, especially now that I have a daughter ... but it does help convince me that the man in my dreams was never truly me - that it's some fairytale me, some manifestation of insecurities and doubts.

What do you all think of your own dreams?

Apr. 29th, 2013

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Locked from Oliver and Verity
Anybody needs me, I'm at Jefferson's now.

[mobile number]

END OF LOCK

Yay, I started smoking again. Stress is the worst.

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My name is Will Graham, and I was recommended to this network by a professional acquaintance. I train dogs for a living - I find them a fair amount kinder than people, most days. Though in the interests of full disclosure, I probably ought to state that if your dog is named Muffy and you're fond of kicking her when she misbehaves, I will seize possession of the dog and risk the misdemeanor.

Apr. 23rd, 2013


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My daughter has just informed me that she wants to come and live with me for the next school year. I'm not sure how she came to this decision or what prompted it, and I'm not sure how to respond. While it would be wonderful to have her around, I'm not sure that my profession goes well hand in hand with being a single father of a pre-teen.

The only thing I know for a fact is that it's incredibly difficult to say no to her.

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Zofran is a gift from God. Staying home today, but feeling so much better. I might get some laundry done.

[Private to Peter Parker]
Apparently the SNP Microarray testing that I'd like to have done (safer and just as affective as an amniocentisis) isn't covered by my insurance. They don't think it's "Medically Necessary." So I've got to go my own route.

You don't have any ideas as to where I might be able to have this sort of testing done, do you? How much would it cost to hire someone at Stark to do the test?

Apr. 12th, 2013

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Ever have one of those moments where things just pile on top of one another until you kind of feel like you're drowning in minutia? I'm having one of those lives, I think.

I'm going to hide in bed. Anyone who wants to shirk adult responsibilities can come with me. We can read under the covers by flashlight.

Apr. 11th, 2013


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Six months on house arrest completed. I just got back from my hearing and I'm being let out early for good behavior. I've been such a recluse lately I thought the network would be a good place to come back to to get my life back in order. I have to find myself a therapist to see once a week, but other than that I'm a free woman. This means I'll be able to make it to the next Stark-Potts wedding and maybe I can get some semblance of a social life back as well. Today is a good day. You don't know how much you value your freedom until it's taken away from you.

Apr. 1st, 2013


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Thank you to everyone who came out to help on Saturday!~ The Egg Hunt was wonderful! We had a hundred kids there, can you believe it?? Twenty three volunteers, and one very tired Easter Bunny!

The best part is that with the donation box out, we raised $860 for the local shelter! On top of giving a bunch of kids a great Easter Egg Hunt they may not have had otherwise!

I think I spent the entire day yesterday fast asleep. I needed a triple shot to get me going this morning, too! Big events like that really take it out of me. But it's worth it!!
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More weird vivid dreams. Still in jail. This time there was a matron who paid real close attention to me, let's say. She was doing favors for me like trying to set me up with a vaudeville tour. Except she wanted me to pay $50 for a phone call - like $500 today. No, Logan, no word on if I paid her in something else.

Redbook did do a whole article about me, though. The "Infamous Double Murderess, Velma Kelly." Honestly, that's funnier than anything else.
[info]lookingforgrace
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If there is a woman somewhere named Regina Mills - she never replied before - but if she is there?

If you come near my daughter or Alice, I will kill you.

Do I make myself clear?

I will accept whatever penalty comes from uttering this. I mean it.

Mar. 20th, 2013

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Locked from Logan

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This is going to sound weird, but are there any ladies - or guys, I guess - on this network who are familiar with pole-dancing? I learned to do it in college but I've kind of been wanting to pick it back up. Great workout, aside from the other benefits.

Mar. 17th, 2013


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A guy at the pub just told me he hates the Irish. Could've nearly dexked him and told him to get out.

Bright side is hard to tell who's got the singig curse and eho doesn't. Whole bar jist got in on a chorus of Whiskey In The jar.

Also winning the kissing contest. Need another pint. Sorry, Guiness is doing all my typing flor me. :)

Mar. 16th, 2013


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There are few things more terrifying than seeing your superior burst into song. Bowie, no less. It's been a few days and I'm still not over the trauma. I may never be able to leave my corner of the office again.

Mar. 13th, 2013

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I quit stripping and got a new job.

Part of me is sad - I'll miss the girls, I'll miss the hours - but the rest of me is pretty optimistic. And I got a job at the tea shop just down the street from where I used to work, so I can even still park in the same place.

It was just time for a change. And I didn't want to keep fibbing to Gracie.

Mar. 9th, 2013

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Glitter really is the herpes of the craft world. I think I have some in my hair, I'm not even sure how it got there. I'll be glad when Easter's over, it means we can get rid of all the stupid glittery eggs and baskets and bunnies.

...What a way to introduce myself. Anyway, hi. I'm Laurent. Or Feuilly, if you want. I work at Michael's. It sucks, but it's a job, I guess.
[info]lookingforgrace
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The apocalypse seems to have been averted. I won't pretend I wasn't terrified, but we appear to be none the worse for wear. I fear my daughter will need some time, though. She refuses to go to sleep without me in the room at this point.

I feel honored, but at the same time, rather worried.

Mar. 7th, 2013

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Locked from Logan

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... So hey, call me curious, ladies of the county. I really like the guy, but I've been hearing so much around.

Has Logan Howlett in fact had sex with the OC?

Mar. 6th, 2013


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I'm working on a team organizing a public Easter Egg Hunt for families in need. We're looking for all sorts of volunteers. We need donations of plastic eggs and things to fill them (dimes, candies, stickers) and volunteers to set up the hunt and clean up afterward. The hunt is going to be on Saturday, March 30 at 10am, located at [Public Park Name and Address].

Is anyone interested in assisting?

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Warning to all my countrymen - This is a real phenomenon. )

Feb. 27th, 2013


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I have a reality TV problem. And not good reality, not like Top Chef or anything like that.

I shouldn't love Dance Moms as much as I do. It makes me want to claw my eyes out. I remember seeing women like this while I did the piano competition thing. Thank God not on this scale, but still. Scary.

Scary.

Feb. 26th, 2013

[info]lookingforgrace
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I got a letter in the mail today from the state of California, and I'm not too proud to admit I wept when I read it. It was about Gracie, obviously, and it hit me like a ton of bricks. This little girl has made a difference in my life I can't even put into words. I was just overcome. I think many would be.

I know some of you expressed interest in news, so here it is.

As soon as the papers can be signed downtown Los Angeles? I have a daughter. And Grace has a father.

Feb. 25th, 2013

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So, uh. Hi. I'm Mercutio. People call me Merc sometimes. Lived in the OC all my life, but just got an invite to this valar thing. I live out in Stanton, and I work at Barracuda's, down in the valley. Single, prefer dudes, but I like meeting people.

I figured I'd ask before anything else: is it safe out now? This crazy-ass mushroom shit finally done? Apparently there's enough people here where somebody might know.