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Dec. 4th, 2017


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You know, if I wanted to live in a goddamn winter wonderland I'd move to Canada or something. I'm just glad that I d9nt have to deal with traffic anymore. We've had dozens of accidents since the white stuff started falling. Mostly fender benders, but seems like everyone forgets how to drive as soon as this shit hits the ground. You'd think they'd be used to it after a few years of this.

Chris is excited though. Six-year-olds get excited about the dumbest things. I googled things to do in the snow. We don't have a yard or anything like that, but I think I'll take him to the park after school today to make maple taffy and maybe have a snowball fight. If anyone wants to come along, the more the merrier.

Speaking of Chris, his seventh birthday is coming up in a couple of weeks here. I've got no idea what I'm supposed to do. I guess I could just make reservations at Chuck E. Cheese, but then I'd be expected to pay for all his little friends, wouldn't I? I definitely can't afford that on my salary.

Nov. 10th, 2017


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so trying to learn things you didn't know in the dreams is apparently annoyingly slow going. like who invented this peter pan-esque fucking patronus spell. think of something happy and try to cast this spell and nope. apparently that's not working. what kind of fucking happy does this thing need?

napkin has been staring at me in silent judgment since this started.

Nov. 9th, 2017


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Well, this little community seems...

... Honestly it seems like it needs a good party. Look, Orange County, you're boring. Except for this strip club I've looked up on google, where's all the fun people? All of this dream talk is putting me to sleep. Though I like that one mention of being locked in a dungeon, if you know what I mean. ;) Shame it doesn't seem to entail any good times.

I'm Isabela and I have a boat. A boat I like to call the party boat, and I think I need to set one up, stat.

Oct. 22nd, 2017


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Now, I'm not saying the Dreams are real, or even that I'm having them (two weirdass dreams does not make a pattern), but if I never have to see a pack of bunnies chew their way out of their mother's stomach or chew their way through a living human being again it will be way too soon. It was only slightly less disturbing to watch 100,000 rabbits suddenly drop dead en masse.

I need a goddamn drink.

Oct. 20th, 2017


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In my Dreams there are these things called teleportation grenades (my squad calls them Future Cubes, which in my opinion is a more creative name). As the name implies, they teleport things from one point to another instantaneously by using two grenades. Or if you use the alternate setting, you can put a large object -- like a tank -- into a space of holding (for lack of better term) until you need it.

They can technically teleport people too...but it's not a pleasant experience. Unless you like the feeling of your insides being on your outsides and then shoved back in again.


....anyway, I found a set in my living room this morning and may have had a little too much fun teleportation things around the apartment.

Oct. 10th, 2017


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So what's this place like for Halloween? Big parties? Real ghosts that seem to walk around?

I think my dreams are running with the seasons. First I had a dream I saw the end of the world from the year 5 billion. The last had aliens that appeared like ghosts and brought the dead back to life. Scary movie plots if I ever heard em.

Oct. 4th, 2017


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I'm so sad!! It's National Taco Day and I can't eat any tacos!! There are so many foods that I used to eat all the time that I don't realize I miss until they're brought up. I'm just gonna go wallow a little more about not being able to eat tacos today.

Sep. 28th, 2017


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sooooo if this week was totally not already awful because someone shot me, i would probably make more of a funny out of everything that was happening. only like shit is trying to seriously fuck with me.

protip: do not get shot. it hurts.

pro-protip: learn magical healing while you can. benefits are great.

Sep. 3rd, 2017


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I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the dreams or the insane amount of pumpkin spice everything. A bloke can't walk down the street without being assaulted by the stuff. I don't get it. Why is the bloody stuff so popular?

Sep. 1st, 2017


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wizarding prison, here i come. well, this is totally lame. can't even count on regrettable prison sex. at least i avoided the dementors. those assholes are the worst and i don't really want to wallow in all of my regrets for the rest of forever. sounds terrible. so good job avoiding that mess.

Aug. 11th, 2017


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isabela. i found something for you. i'm presenting it to you...as soon as it gets here because i already bought it. but look at it. it's what's up. i'm linking this here so everyone can buy their own because obviously you all want one, too.

[ooc: pls understand this is NSFW]

Aug. 10th, 2017


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In case anyone is interested, Millennium Lint, that's the current name of our band, is playing at [name of club] on Saturday night. It is a 21 and over club, just an FYI. So come check us out.

Also, I'm beginning to run low on that True Blood stuff Pam gave me before she left. I'm not really looking forward to having to figure out how to get blood again once I run out. This is the unfun part of being a vampire. Well, and the part where everyone I love will age and die while I watch. That part isn't fun either.

Aug. 8th, 2017


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Round #3 with Hellmaster (may it be the last ever, peace out jerkface) went a little differently then I'm used to - Lord of Nightmares just went whoosh out of my body after Big Bad Destruction happened, no bargaining necessary - but I can't complain. My hair's not blonde, nothing's going into the abysmal toilet of nothingness, it's a good day. Now the next adventure involves finding the Stupid Swordsman a new legendary sword because his got transported back into its rightful overlord, and some idiot village mayor tried to convince me Excalibur was real so I punched him in the face. I don't know how I didn't get arrested but, well, can't complain there either.

In other news, Pete and I are looking for a doctor in our lovely dream community whose got some experience with genetics. We want to get our recently mobile child tested for this mutant gene, and I know there's a couple of you out there who might know someone?

PM to John Constantine )

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You know, aside from having a Facebook that I use mostly to look at car pictures, I can't say I've ever used one of these social media things. One of my coworkers pointed me here after my babysitter bailed last minute and I had to bring my kid brother into work with me.

So, guess I should introduce myself. Name's Leon, 24, and I'm single, ladies. I like surfing, football, basketball, baseball, cars, and locking up criminals.

Oh, and I'm looking for a cheap (like, really cheap. Not that I'm broke or anything. I could still take a girl out for a nice dinner), reliable babysitter who can watch a kid during strange hours until the end of the month.

Aug. 5th, 2017


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I'm thinking the most impressive part about these damn stories, dreams, whatever - is that even with the whole slaughtering of weird-ass humanoid creatures (man, they just appear everywhere), I still manage to keep my white suit pristine. These motherfuckers are ugly and straight out of nightmares. They're all teeth and laughs.

Pristine white suit and bringing comrades back from the dead. It's some zombie shit right there, not sure how I ended up with that skill when they were being passed around.

Y'all drink a lot, don't you? I can see why.

Jul. 29th, 2017


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i have no idea how i missed it for this long, but i just discovered this movie called machete and it is the funniest thing i have ever watched. the priest is basically the best part of the whole thing.

there's a sequel, too! machete kills. i am totally watching it once i'm done with machete. this is basically the best thing i've ever found. who doesn't like a good movie where a guy kills the bad guys with a machete pretty much the majority of the time?

Jul. 10th, 2017


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Dream!me seriously can't catch a break. First there's another battle against Sebastian and his new dark Shadowhunters, which we sort of won; despite not killing Sebastian. Then we got a break for about a week, before we got attacked by more Endarkened and the others escaped to Idris, but not before Izzy and I talked about where out relationship stood and she gave me her necklace to protect me while she was gone, which actually came in handy when some more Endarkened attacked, me, Maia and Jordan, but of course right after I escape the Endarkened, I get kidnapped by some of Maureen's vampire cronies and, still being obsessed with me, she wanted to force me into a relationship with her.

I can only imagine how I'm gonna get out of this one.

Jul. 9th, 2017


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Remind me not to move ever again. Despite the fact that El and I didn't have a lot of furniture to actually move, it still took all fucking day. You would have thought we moved across town instead of to an apartment in the same building. At least now though, Eliot has his bed back, or will have it to himself once my new bed is delivered this week.

Speaking of Eliot, this is a very rare picture of him looking very un-Eliot because all of his good clothes were packed away. So of course, I have to share it.

He's going to hate me. Oh well. )

Jul. 5th, 2017


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Blazing bollocks of fire it is hot outside.

But never fear. We've a cool, air-conditioned tavern here at The Hanged Man. Our latest special involves seeing whose the lucky bastard who can locate all of the phallic symbols carved around the establishment - one can guess who is the artist behind that - and come to me with the accurate number and show me all the locations. This lucky winner will get a complimentary keg of our home-brewed Rat's Dropping (it's a beer, tastes better than it sounds, I promise) and a free week of all-you-can-drink-and-eat.

And a chance to grab my bum, so don't miss out on this.

(Yes, I'm a serious business owner.)

Jul. 3rd, 2017


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the more i learn about magic, the more i'm certain witches and wizards were meant to prank people most of the time with some time set aside for fucking shit up and then fixing that shit that you just fucked up. then there's just some stuff thrown in there for show and sparkles. like magic tricks. you can seriously just make bubbles come out of the end of your wand and then decorate an entire room with bubbles. the answer to your question is yes, yes, i did decorate my room with a lot of bubbles just to do it. don't worry, hawke, i won't let them make a mess of things. i am o+ at magic. i've been practising. obvs.

Jun. 28th, 2017


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i've watched this video like five times today.

i wish this were an actual show.

also i found another bad syfy movie. dinocroc vs. supergator. bill from kill bill is in it. also apparently there's some movie about the aztecs and cortez and it involves getting attacked by a t-rex for some reason, but this is syfy, so basically logic isn't really important. i am prepared to watch a lot of terrible syfy movies. so many.

Jun. 25th, 2017


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Good Morning. I’ll make this brief.

My name is Oz and I am the proprietor of Emerald City Cafe. No, I am not a wizard, nor do I claim to have any magical powers. And while I do appreciate the occasional magic trick, I assure you that the only thing hiding behind the curtain is a masterfully brewed cup of coffee.

As you are likely aware, many of our students have departed home for the summer. In an effort to cater to our more local clientele, including the resident night owls among us, our doors will continue to remain open twenty-four hours. If you have yet to visit Emerald City, I invite you to come browse the various varieties we have available and to confer, converse, and otherwise hob-nob with your fellow mates.

Whether you choose to join us or not, I wish you all a pleasant day and a fruitful summer season.

Jun. 24th, 2017


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A rather substantial question, when considering theories on multiple worlds, is the question 'can signals be exchanged between worlds?' In some theories, no. Some even go so far as to say that alternate worlds are so far away that information signals cannot be exchanged between any two worlds. Individuals are bound to the 'parent' world and even though we have copies of ourselves in other worlds they are only counterparts of the individuals in whichever the parent world is. Though that begs the question, which is the parent world?

I think we all know that interaction, however, is possible. The dreams we experience are genuine pieces of knowledge about other worlds - we can safely say we know what our dream selves are thinking, correct? It's something I've been considering more and more as I attempt to couch my current research within previous findings. I'm always curious about how dreams play out for others as well, so if you have particular insights when it comes to interpreting the thoughts/actions of your other self, please, do share!

In other news, who knew you could send a Nutella bouquet to a friend or loved one? Whatever world we do live in, it is incredibly strange and fascinating.

Jun. 21st, 2017


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I took the dogs and cat to the vet today for checkups. The labs were amazing as always, but Miss Ell was not happy at all. I hope the assistant didn't need to get stitches after that scratch...the vet let her do all the holding. I felt real awful so I asked her if I could do anything to make it up.

I guess I have a date now. I don't remember her name or where we're going but she wrote it down...the paper's here somewhere.

Jun. 12th, 2017


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so wow. dream me got taken out by a child doing wordless spells. i mean...good job, girl. oh...and we're in a war now. so that's fun. i guess i'm sort of down for the count, buuuut...that means i can't do anything, right?

in other news, i saw this and now i feel like this is what I mean every time i say brb.

Jun. 10th, 2017


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It is absolutely ridiculous to dream of your own death and then wake up to go about your day.

Not as if it was a surprise - since the same pneumonia nearly killed me here - but at least that heart attack on a bench was somewhat quick, and the last thing I saw was my wife and daughter, shopping in the distance. I knew I was going to die, I made peace with the end of my life and all that happened during. When I was a young man, I had liberty, but I did not see it. I had time, but I did not know it. And I had love, but I did not feel it. Many decades would pass before I understood the meaning of all three. And now, the twilight of my life, this understanding has passed into contentment was what I told Sofia, in my last letter to her.

The letter was with me when I woke up. So was a skeleton, but interestingly, it was not my skeleton - that would be even weirder, no? But for awhile, after escaping my own execution, I had spent so much time tracking down these keys to open the library of the legendary Assassin Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad - it was a race to get there before the Templars did, since we all believed that library was bursting with secrets. But inside there were no books, just Altaïr's skeleton. And another Apple of Eden, hidden, but I refused to take it. It would only bring about more suffering, more hardships - and I had seen enough. It was then I left behind my sword and my Hidden Blade. I left behind my life as an Assassin.

Certamente, none of that helps in deciding what to do about a skeleton now, but - that phrase 'skeletons in the closet' has more literal meaning.

Jun. 4th, 2017


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It's like that episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer where everyone bursts into song. Like, singing about mustard and shit.

Don't mind me if I hide in my house for a few days. At least my husband won't say anything. He can't hear me sing, anyway.

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This isn't so much of an existential crisis as a what the hell is life and does this really exist??

Apparently there's this comic where I'm teaming up with Ian McKellan (dressed as Gandalf) and we're entrusted with this, uh, task from the Sorcerer's Guild and going up against demon summoners from Mordor. I think there's a panel with flying banana peels - look, I don't know - and then the shenanigans cause me to flip a table of food that just showed up outta nowhere.

Cue explosions.

And Christopher Lee (dressed as Saruman) at the end.

I don't know much about Lord of the Rings but what I do know is this: Sunday afternoons need vodka in the orange juice, not champagne. I'll be toasting to you, Sir Ian McKellan.

May. 19th, 2017


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I had...the weirdest dream--nightmare last night. But looking through a few of these posts, this is common? Is it something in the food or air around here?

I don't usually have dreams in my sleep but this felt so real. Maybe I need some melatonin.And some of you warned things would be odd. But this is probably just coincidence.

Probably time I found a therapist out here anyways.

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Okay, a movie with such an iconic line like Snakes on a Plane shouldn't be on a channel that isn't premium. They literally dubbed it to "I've had enough of these monkey fighting snakes on this money fueling plane." That doesn't even make sense. They could have at least changed it to 'Mother frickin' Really Syfy?

May. 17th, 2017


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My daughter turned eleven yesterday. I really need to brace myself for these pre-teen years. And puberty. These are some of the times I have dreaded. I shall simply assume that this is karma coming back to bite me for when I was her age.

May. 15th, 2017


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Well, looks like I've joined the rest of you nutjobs. My dreams are never as vivid as the one I had last night. Apparently I go to a fucking magic school! And before any of you losers ask, no, it's not fucking Hogwarts. It's less Gothic castle and more college in Upstate New York. This is insane, but at least Eliot is there. So we can go through this crazy shit together.

May. 12th, 2017


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um. i don't really know what to say about this last dream. i attempted a funny 'haha' thing, but it's not really funny.

i don't know. i guess i knew i wasn't great in the dreams, but i guess i thought i'd be better somehow my normal response would be drinking, but i'll still remember this afterwards, so...idk.

[Filtered to Remus]
it got worse. i didn't know it would get worse, but apparently it got super worse super quick.

May. 5th, 2017


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I wish I was a better cook, or at least had a full refrigerator. I'm not sure I should leave my apartment right now with all the crazy things around. Is it safe out there?

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It's been a long night in the office, I'll tell you that much. If anyone finds themselves in possession of any unusual tech (weapons, armor, etc.) please turn it in to the Agency for study.

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.....

I see Star Wars outside my window... Not sure if this is awesome or not.. I'm gonna go with Awesome...

OH! I wonder if the Force is with me!!

May. 4th, 2017


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Happy Star Wars Day everyone! May the Fourth be with you!

Apr. 30th, 2017


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I had an eventful day. Put a baby bird back in its nest when I was out running with the dogs. And then I was in the parking lot of a grocery store for two hours helping people put their groceries in their cars. I guess I looked like a worker there. People were really nice, though, trying to give me tips.

Apr. 26th, 2017


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Spending the night in the emergency room isn't very fun. Got my foot stepped on by a spooked horse with all the storming last night before work started. We also couldn't get through to call one of the others to replace me, so, show had to go on. taking a break from the restaurant for a few nights, then back to it. I'll be at the bar still though!

Apr. 20th, 2017


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Okay, OKAY, lesson FUCKING LEARNED, do not do any of the handwaving magic bullshit from your dreams, especially if it might set shit on fire.

Apr. 15th, 2017


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in my boredom, i found this. also this. i don't know how old that pug is, but probably not old enough to drink boredom is dangerous.

Private to Isabela & Hawke
your new guy thinks i'm a good person or can be or something. are you sure he isn't on drugs? the serious kind of drugs. also he was nice and that is suspicious, so i'm just saying...he's suspicious.

don't argue with me.

also does anyone else think he is like an over-sized labrador? because he is and again don't argue with me.

Apr. 12th, 2017


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Greetings from Italy!

After a flight that seemed like it would never end, Enzo and I arrived safe and sound on one of the most beautiful countries in the world. After a stop in Rome we're now relaxing comfortably in Florence. I was nervous about meeting his grandmother but she has been amazingly sweet!

Alecto, it looks like you're going to have to pick up a back up souvenir.

Apr. 7th, 2017


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I swear to god, if those assholes who are building a condo next to my apartment wake me by blasting Lady Gaga or whatever shitty ass pop star it is at six in the morning one more time, I'm going to go out there and arrest every single one of them for disturbing the peace.

Maybe it's time I move into a bigger place anyway. I wrote my Sergeants exam the other day, so with any luck I might get a promotion soon.

[Private to Revy]
You wanna look at some places with me?

Apr. 4th, 2017


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want to know what's fucking creepy? skeletal fucking horses. that's what. also i have never seen them before, but they were pulling the carriages. i mean, okay, they're also fucking badass as hell, but fuck. according to dream knowledge, they're called thestrals. that sounded convincingly like me

Mar. 26th, 2017


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So I wake up from dreams of magic lessons to find the spells are in my head and my wand is under my pillow. Anyone have a clue how much a safe will run me?

Mar. 21st, 2017


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you know what's great? waking up to dream presents. well, dream presents when you want them, actually. i've never been excited about school books before, but now i have all of them and it's got all kinds of spells and stuff.

Mar. 20th, 2017


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Waiting line for a late night/early morning flight )

I enjoy night flying. It's usually pretty quiet and the air has been smooth most of the time. It'll be dawn by the time we get back, then it's on to the next. This is why I don't keep pets or plants.

Mar. 16th, 2017


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[info]shadowcrest
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Some sects of our Magic Guild are looking a little sparse, since people have come and gone over the weeks and months. I thought I would put out another open call for recruitment. Potions are not my specialty, but I have been practicing more and more - however, we could use the help there and in most other areas.

Please let me know if you are interested. I'm Zatanna, by the way, in case we have not been formerly introduced.

Mar. 12th, 2017


[info]kingofdelain
[info]valarnet

[info]kingofdelain
[info]valarnet

 


[info]kingofdelain
[info]valarnet
Is 3:00 in the morning too early for a drink? Moreover, is it too early for a drink in the shower? Because I'm covered in sweat, but I'd like about three bottles of wine right now.

Mar. 7th, 2017


[info]inthecoldlight
[info]valarnet

[info]inthecoldlight
[info]valarnet

 


[info]inthecoldlight
[info]valarnet
on the list of things i'm not drunk enough for, my life is at the top of the list. and yet i have to be at work and that requires me to be sober. why is the universe punishing me?

if anyone wants to make terrible, drunken mistakes get drunk with me after i'm off work, probably let me know so i know to tell you where to go. if you're coming, though, don't be the emotional, oversharing sort of drunk and don't try to be my mum. none of that is acceptable tonight. i mean, if you want to feed me alcohol while also not letting me die, i guess you're allowed, but you still have to feed me alcohol or let me feed it to myself