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Oct. 19th, 2019


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Can someone explain why I watch things like Forensic Files in the middle of the night when my boyfriend is asleep? I could put on anything else that's not going to make me bloody paranoid, but no, instead I put on the show about murders. What is wrong with me?

Oct. 12th, 2019


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I am exceptionally good at breaking things in these dreams.

Oct. 5th, 2019


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One of my sailors left his shampoo out during his room inspection. I told him that I would be expecting a 500 word autobiography from his bottle of shampoo on my desk by Monday morning.

From the look he gave me, I'm near certain that he would have preferred a more traditional sort of punishment.

Sep. 16th, 2019


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Lets talk about the undergarments of the 1800's.

Slimming as ever, but hurt like a hell.

No wonder woman broke ribs, fainted, or their body changed to adjust.

Sep. 9th, 2019


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This is the most glorious morning I’ve had in a year and a half.

Woke up to no one’s thoughts or feelings in my head but my own. I can’t sense a single person anywhere. All my powers are gone. Thank fucking god!

I took the day off and I’m going to go back to sleep, then probably play video games the rest of the day.

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Oh dear. I was forced to return home from work early today, and I'm not sure when I'll be able to return or even leave my home at all.

I am most certain that this sudden urge to devour my crew is not from my dreams. What in the devil is happening to me?

Aug. 18th, 2019


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Drunk text meant for Korra and instead broadcast to the network


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There si agod and I'm sleping with her


(ooc: some of the comments are a little risque for work)

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I need recommendations for vets.

Specifically ones who are good with multiple animals at once, since three of my cats have anxiety issues relating to vet visits. The one I'm with just now just left a horrible taste in my mouth and I have a 8 month old to comfort through the experience now. I can't figure out why someone would go into the profession if they don't have the patience for skittish animals she was neglected for crying out loud.

So, animal owners, please, tell me about your vets.

Aug. 14th, 2019


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The dreams never cease to find new ways to make life interesting. I was awoken this morning by a mountain of snow piled atop me. I was forced to shovel it out the window this morning before it could melt and do too much damage to the hardwood.

I shudder to think about what the downstairs neighbours must have thought when they saw it falling past their window. I can only hope that they were still asleep at six this morning.

Aug. 11th, 2019


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cut for vaguely NSFW text )

In other news I discovered I'm the proud owner of my dream vault filled with countless treasures and a lot of amazing dresses and I don't know what to do with this.

Aug. 9th, 2019


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What's this nonsense about a remake of Home Alone? For one thing, how would that even work today? Considering all the means of communication we have these days, I find it hard to believe that a kid would be left alone for too long today. Not only that, but after the second one they made a bunch of straight to video sequels and who even saw those? They were never able to recreate when made the first two work so well, so why does Disney think they can do it?

Jul. 8th, 2019


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So I have a question for all the dreamers out there. Okay wow that sounded like some really crappy thing a radio DJ would say but hey go with the flow.

How do you generally deal with stuff from the dreams turning up here? Like actual things? Things that were not there before you went to sleep?

Jul. 7th, 2019


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Well, that was a Dream with an ominous cliff hanger. Though a little earlier in the Dream, I went to the Library of Congress to speak with Andros, an alien who is apparently supposed to play judge, jury and, if needed, executioner of the Earth if we are deemed to be too hostile. Of course, he was attacked by Nazi spies, so I defended him...by pushing over several bookcases in a domino effect. It's a bit amusing looking back on that moment.

I could have gone without getting hit by that gas grenade, though. I am becoming rather tired of how susceptible this version of me is to...everything. And how easy it is to steal her powers.

Also these Dreams are extremely ridiculous in all facets. Nazi spies in the Library of Congress? I get my powers from my belt that is easily taken off of me by the enemies? I am almost always knocked out or taken prisoner in these Dreams as well. I will be very happy whenever I get to the end of these Dreams.

Jul. 5th, 2019


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Tomorrow is the last day of classes for me till Monday the 15th.

A week of vacation is in my future and I get to share my love of adventure with my housemate.

I'm really looking forward to it.


I'll have my phone on me if needed.

Jul. 2nd, 2019


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I have a special treat for you this Saturday. You will not want to miss it. An auction will be held at Lux at midnight to win a date with yours truly. One night only. Dinner and a show…the definition of a show could be I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. So save your pennies, darlings. Bidding begins at midnight and ends when the gavel falls. And oh yes, the proceeds will go to a charity of your choice.

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I don't think my dreams have anything resembling continuity. Which on the one hand, I like that there isn't the whole 'what's going to happen, how will this affect me' thing. On the other, three children are regularly causing serious infrastructure damage on a weekly basis and nothing is done about it?

It also strikes me as strange that everyone is cool with us busting out of kindergarten every day via the roof. That's dangerous!

In less crazy news, I am officially a dog walker for the summer! I get to take out the shelter dogs, and maybe, hopefully, they can meet some nice people who will adopt them! I have two little terrier buddies today and I'm really looking forward to it!

Jun. 20th, 2019


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Seems I'm a lucky one where I have just the one dream. Though, I doubt that's true. Call it a gut feeling.

Jun. 17th, 2019


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Perhaps it is a sign of my old age where I am actually happy to be home from sea instead of just looking at it as a necessary break between missions. This certainly wasn't the case when I was younger. Though, perhaps, I do not have all the things waiting for me at home that I had hoped I would have at this stage of my life, I suppose I have enough.

Pidge )

Elijah and Hayley )

Alain )

Jun. 16th, 2019


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After a very awkward day-date, I'm so glad to be able to use work as an excuse to leave.

Working until bar-close at Pandemonium. Come on down!

Jun. 15th, 2019


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I can't believe
This is not


You know, I could really do without the people I trust the most lying to me about major things. It's getting really old.

May. 27th, 2019


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Something, not law related to binge on Netflix.

Go!

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I'm bored, anyone wanna go to New York for a couple days? I don't like staying in one place too long.

May. 16th, 2019


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I'm not sure when being in sales and being responsible for the word of mouth market came into play but here we are.

I'm Nebula, I work at No Rest For Bridget in Newport Beach (although we're in Huntington Beach and Costa Mesa too) and I've been newly tasked with our online and social media brand and this was one of the recommendations. T_T KMN.

And to make this less of an ad and more relatable, what are some of your customer service nightmares?

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I never knew I needed The Taco Bell Resort from check in to check-out a taco bell experience. Um, Stiles? We're going. Don't make any plans for August 9th weekend.

May. 15th, 2019


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Hrm... well that was an interesting dream. I wonder if its one of those altered lives dreams I hear others talking about.

It would fit the description seeing as it was a different setting and my life seemed to be extremely different from what it is now.

Though, it was nice knowing I have my daughter close to me in my dreams.

May. 7th, 2019


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The ship that took me to China in my dreams has, I'm sad to say, gone up in flames. Luckily, we were docked in Macao, and no one was lost to the flames except for my uniform jacket. Luck being what it is, I was then given urgent orders to make haste to Istanbul so that I can deliver three eggs purchased by the Crown to England before they hatch.

As these orders carry a very real time limit, I have decided that we will complete the journey by land, as there is no time to wait for repairs to the ship, though the journey, through desert and mountain, is not known to be an easy one. I've hired a Mr. Tharkay to guide us, though I am not entirely certain of his trustworthiness. I pray he does not take my money and abandon us halfway through the desert.

Filtered to Pidge and Elijah )

Apr. 21st, 2019


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So last year for Easter I had to blow up my bar, it was that filled with live peeps. They'd just overrun the entire place, it was actually kind of terrifying.

This year? We get a dragon. I'm not really sure which one I'd have preferred at this point. At least the dragon didn't ruin my bar, but I guess it ruined half of everywhere else, so.

Apr. 18th, 2019


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I had another weird dream about being fighting people naked. Who are also naked. Which is something that the psychology department would have a field day with, I’m sure. But then ...the dream shifted. I was losing this weird nude kickboxing tournament and collapsed. And then all of a sudden Armin and Mikasa are there, holding me to their chests and crying with Armin holding my hand, our fingers intertwined. I’m back in the Dream world, but that isn’t possible? I died in them. Got eaten by one of the titans. I really don’t understand how I’m dreaming about it now.

When I woke up, my 3dmg, the gear we swing from buildings and trees with as well as fight the titans with, was at the foot of the bed.

I really don't understand what's going on. Can you ...undie in the Dreams?

Apr. 17th, 2019


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Okay I get trying to clear my name by beating up badguys but can't believe I fought a guy named Vulture and lost. Then the bastard attacked my house and didn't realize who I was cause I think he was after my dad.

You wanna know what's the best thing about this? My dad is a cop and it's his job to track Spider-woman down and bring her to justice.

That's a conversation I never wanna have.

Also I'm from New York it's normal for the ground to shake a little here sometimes, right?

Apr. 8th, 2019


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Another day another dollar and here I was thinking that taking care of animals would be easier. They can't talk back the same way a human patient can but then they do bite and kick when you least expect especially if they're wounded and had the misfortune of walking headfirst into traffic.

That said I'd take that over a smart mouth any day. Some people wouldn't know good care if it came up and bit them on the ass but animals? Well, they get it after a while. May take a few but they get it and then they relax, let you do your job and for the most part things work out okay. Some days it doesn't but that's life for you, got to take the bad with the good.

Course the worst day in my clinic? Better than some of the best days in a hospital.

Apr. 7th, 2019


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It's just like my sister to freaking elope and not even tell me. I don't even know this guy, what if he's a loser? Or worse? Nesta and I might get along like oil and water but I don't want to see her hurt.