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Mar. 14th, 2019


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Sooooooo... Dreams.

Usually, I get the same ones, but they have advanced a bit, and as I thought, I'm up in the sky alone. I lost my bothers in the sea, although it looks like they lived. Now it's just me and I'm not sure how much gas I have, so what do I do? I head my ass into a dogfight to get rid of the enemy so all the boys stuck on the beach can get away in the boats. I haven't seen the entire beach, but I'm staying out at sea. Looks like the ocean and I will meet soon.

I did find this tool set on my coffee table this morning. I have had to make some repairs on planes from time to time. It makes me wonder what I'm going to be doing. Maybe I do get to land after all, but I'm fixing something. I'd be a little happier if they were really useful, but they are from the 1940's and technology isn't quite the same. They also look like they are pretty beat up, but I'm cleaning them.

Mar. 10th, 2019


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Ladies and gents! May I have your attention, please!


Coming Summer 2019 )

Private to Dan )

Mar. 6th, 2019


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A while back I got shot, and that really sucked. It put me in a wheelchair, and that really sucked, too. I've made pretty long strides since then, even gotten some feeling back, but this whole time my therapist kept telling me I should get some kind of animal companion.

Guess they make your mental health a less sketchy place. So Rose and I finally went out and got me a kitten. They're pretty low maintenance, you know, while still being generally warm and fuzzy. Better than fish, I guess. Hopefully I keep this thing alive.

Funny thing though, Logan. I'm gonna have to name this cat after you. Because look at this:

cut for image size, open to all though - pretend the woman in the picture is neena )

Beer isn't good for kitties, little guy.

Mar. 4th, 2019


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Scoob and I are saying goodbye to the old truck. Buying a new vehicle is always fun, right?

Saying goodbye to the truck is sad, but I'm sure Scoob's really excited about getting his slobber all over a new vehicle. ;)

[dog picture under the cute] )

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Ah crap, there goes my New Year's Resolution. Who was betting on pet food?

I couldn't help myself. I just had to kill something.

I think this is the closest The Mysterious They who keep track of these things have come to suggesting Millennials are killing off babies.

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when the hell do these dreams just knock it off.

on top of a sprained knee i've got a healing break now and damn hearing trauma again. so if you talk to me and i yell back, sorry not sorry, the dreams blew out my eardrums again. T_T

i also married a girl i'd known for four days. which honestly is so me i can't even be mad.

Mar. 3rd, 2019


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There's this brilliant sport in my Dreams called Quiddich, where the general gist of it is that you fly around on broomsticks, attempt to dodge the bludgers, score with the quaffle, and attempt to catch the snitch. Dead simple. I'm a Chaser in the dreams - so one of the blokes who attempts to score with the quaffle.

Anyway, I was driving past the park today, and imagine my surprise when I saw a bunch of muggles running around throwing balls at one another with broomsticks between their legs. Apparently there is a muggle version of Quidditch. I had no idea this existed! My Dream self sure didn't know about Quidditch, though I suppose he doesn't spend much time with muggles. Though, you'd think that some of the muggle-borns would have mentioned it. Maybe they were just embarrassed since it doesn't hold a candle to wizard Quidditch.

Still fun though.

Mar. 2nd, 2019


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I know this isn't Craigslist, but I think I can trust at least half of you not to scam me or shoot me in the face. I'm looking for a vehicle, preferable an older one I can get for under five grand. A truck would be nice, but I'll take a car. If it needs a few things fixed, that's okay, but I'd rather not have to buy and install a new engine. I could also use a sofa and a bed. Prices there are negotiable.

Feb. 22nd, 2019


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So this is Valarnet. I was told this was the place to go if you wanted to be "in the know" outside of campus. I'm not sure what that flyer was all about - especially after looking at some of the other posts on here - but I figure asking some locals for some tried-and-true places to go sounds like the best thing to do for a girl still new to the city.

Personally, I've always felt that the bird's eye view is always the best way to get a lay of the land. Inside Orange County, the highest point is Santiago Peak - no relation - and I can tell you from first-hand experience that it's definitely worth the trip up. At the top there's really not much going on except a wide variety of communication towers, but if you turn back toward the coast... man...

What. A. View.

Feb. 20th, 2019


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blocked from Team JNPR mostly because Nora wouldn't be able to keep this secret


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I wanted some advice. What are peoples' opinions on ... well marrying young. And also the girl asking the boy to marry them.

Feb. 18th, 2019


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I've decided that maybe I need a late Valentine's gift to myself. I need a new car, or a truck maybe. What's good out there?

Feb. 17th, 2019


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I'm really bored, and that isn't good.

Who isn't all tied up and wants to entertain me?

Jan. 31st, 2019


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Remember the holidays when you were a kid? Getting all anxious and excited about if you were good enough to get that ONE toy you really, really, REALLY wanted. Waking up on Christmas morning really early and tiptoeing downstairs to see that he brought you...watching cartoons in your PJs while mum made breakfast. (Or maybe you guys had different traditions)

And now holidays are here and gone in a flash. They're stressful and chaotic and you don't really get to enjoy it like you did.

I feel like Christmas JUST ended and I'm able to catch my breath. Between flying back home to see mum and then coming back here to jump right back into work and get back into my California groove, I don't really know what month we're in. It's almost February, isn't it?!

Nov. 7th, 2018


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"What are we?" "Werewolves, not swearwolves."

Have you guys seen What We Do In The Shadows? It's really, really good.

Nov. 6th, 2018


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So last night in my dreams, D broke into my apartment and cleaned it. And then bitched at me when he broke his finger nail tearing down my posters. He even threw a goddamn tea cup at me mid-argument, as if it's somehow my fault that he decided that didn't agree with my decorative motif and decided to start tearing shit down on his own accord. What kind of man wigs out over a broken nail anyway???

Anyway, I guess he doesn't approve of my "lifestyle" or "cleanling habits" or something like that so Chris is going to be living with him now. I've officially told Chris that he's working undercover on the D case, so there's that I guess.


Also, apparently there's a country in my dreams that let's a fucking cat choose who the next king is, which is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever heard (apart from "Orcot, we're pulling you off this murder case so the entire fucking department can look for this stupid fucking cat or else there will be an 'international incident'". What the actual fuck.)

Oct. 31st, 2018


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All the pictures of my dog came out blurry. He doesn't like to stand still for the camera, I guess? But I got one of his collar. And Rose and I passed out candy to trick-or-treaters as Daphne and Fred, which was pretty cool. We nearly had the whole gang! And we would have gotten away with it, too! If it wasn't for those pesky kids!

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Sending out a warning to any trick-or-treaters in the Irvine area. If you see a... well... monster-like truck, please let me know. My pickup seems to be... alive. DO NOT get in front of it; someone apparently put teeth decals on the grill yesterday and today those fangs are very real. It already ate through my neighbor's mailbox on its way down the street.

Again, if you see this truck, do not approach and contact me directly. Thank you.

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Well damn. Looks like this stupid Halloween OC shenanigans got me in the end after all.

My truck decided to have a mind of its own and start rollin' up and down the block like a damn...zombie, is my best guess. I mean, it was slow as hell and makin' all kinds of noises. Even kept moving despite the fact it was OFF and the brakes were engaged - which means I need new brakes. And tires.

I had to bust each one just to keep the damn thing from runnin' over trick or treaters.

Oct. 28th, 2018


[info]badlocksmith
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Wow, totally forgot I had an account here.

...and now things are weird again. #yourewelcome?

Sep. 29th, 2018


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I've been trying to figure out what Scoob and I are gonna do for Halloween this year. I found this costume, and it's pretty cool. Check it out.

Scooby's Halloween Costume? )

Then again, maybe it's a bit too much?

Jul. 28th, 2018


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Honestly, the most unrealistic thing about TV and movies is that people pull up to places and find prime parking right in front of where they're going on the first try. Just once I'd like to see them have to circle the block like twelve times for that real estate.

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So what's the spiciest food you can handle?

May. 25th, 2018


[info]badlocksmith
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Is it time for another picture of Scoopy in his development? Or have I reached my quota of cute, great dane pics?

May. 19th, 2018


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Goddamn. What day is it? I'm serious.

Looks like Terran alcohol might take longer to get me drunk off my ass but the hangover's worse than those 700 space jumps we did in the dreams. And that shit was real bad.

May. 13th, 2018


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GUYS! I graduated, top of my class and got a job in the heart of Zootopia, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING EVEN BETTER! In my dream, there was this song that was SUPER catchy and I've been singing it all day! I was getting a coffee and someone overheard me (only slightly embarrassing) and said they loved that song too!

A little confused, I may have freaked out on them a bit, asking if they dreamed of being an animal and I only got a scared response that it was on YouTube AND IT IS.

WHAT IS HAPPENING? Has anyone else heard of this??

Try Everything
Shakira
3:22

May. 5th, 2018


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You know, once, just once, I'd like to have a birthday that doesn't involve a massive invasion...

Apr. 29th, 2018


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Just when I thought I was done with the Dreams for good, they decided to rear their ugly head last night. Apparently, I decided to give civilian life a try. With the sims. I'm not sure what possessed me to go with those idiots, but things...seemed okay for a while. I was even learning how to be lazy. Or trying, at least.

But nothing the sims touch ever lasts all that long. After a bit of an incident with candles and lube (don't ask), they managed to burn down our retirement home. To get the funds to build a new home, the sims sold their movie rights And what did they build as their new home away from home?

The galaxy's greatest... water park.

Yay.

Apr. 24th, 2018


[info]badlocksmith
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Moved into a bigger place so my pup can run around in the yard. He's loving it. )

Apr. 14th, 2018


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Well, damn. Got a new dream and boy is it a doozy.

Taserface tossed me and Rocket into the brig after this blue chick convinced him we were more valuable alive considerin' we had large bounties on our heads. Spent about five seconds feeling sorry for myself 'fore Rocket tells me Quill is with Ego. Well I can't have that, considerin' I know what Ego really wants from him. So we hatch a plan to bust out.

Only...we gotta rely on the twig (literally a tiny talkin', walkin' little tree thing) to get my other fin as the one on my noggin' is currently busted. Stupid little guy kept bringin' the wrong stuff like he don't understand a damn thing we're sayin'. I can't even say some of the things he found that weren't my fin. Finally Kraglin, my former crewmate, rolls up with my fin and blubbers some apology about how he didn't mean to start a mutiny. Yeah, well, stupid is as stupid does. Still, I ain't about to kill the only member of my crew left that actually gives a damn about me.

So out we go, struttin' out of the jail cell and down the corridors of my ship and I whistle the hell outta my Yaka arrow. I take out every single one of those bastards. I don't even need to see 'em to get 'em. It was a damned fine light show! I saved the best trick for last: I blew up half my ship - with Taserface in it.

Karma's a bitch, you dumb, ugly bastard.

Apr. 1st, 2018


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There is a literal family of peeps living in my left boot. Every time I try to evict them, they just move right back in.

My dog killed one this morning. Oh god, that scream. Please no.

Feb. 21st, 2018


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I always thought parents were suppose to be the supportive type. You know, the kind that tell their kids they can do whatever they set their minds to and that they can be whatever they want to be. It seems my parents are the 1% in that area, both real and dream like.

I know they're just trying to protect me, want me to be safe, but telling your kid to settle?

I have a feeling I know what my next dream might be.

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How come children are always the scariest things to encounter? Especially when they have a gas mask on and go around asking "Are you my mummy?" in that horrifying, innocent voice.

I think I'll have nightmares after that nightmare.

Feb. 15th, 2018


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Hey, remember when I was tiny?[cut for picture] )

Feb. 4th, 2018


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Scoob and I are watching the Superbowl. After my brother had to cancel because my nephew's running a slight fever, I'm on my own today.

But I have enough nachos to sink a Destroyer. We're loving the chilli.

Feb. 2nd, 2018


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I need a damn vacation from this place. Goin' all Last Days an' stuff on us. I'm gettin' too old for this.

Jan. 25th, 2018


[info]badlocksmith
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This is pretty amazing.

Dec. 26th, 2017


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Hey guys, check out my new addition. )
His name is Scooby and he's absolutely amazing.

But since my apartment complex has a "no dogs" policy... I'm afraid I'm looking for a new place to live. ASAP. They've given me two weeks to find a new place. (Which was kind of them, I think.)

Dec. 6th, 2017


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My shoulder got messed up pretty bad a few weeks ago. And while I thought I was well on the road to recovery, this cold air is really messing with my healing. Kind of a bummer. But I'm dealing.

And more Dreams. Not really good stuff. So I'm gonna hide inside for a while.

Nov. 24th, 2017


[info]badlocksmith
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My nephew is getting so dang big. It's ridiculous. I just want to put a brick on top of his head. He's two now. TWO. Soon he'll be playing with Legos. And I will be buying him every Lego in the world to make him spoiled happy.

Christmas this year is gonna be so awesome. He totally gets Santa, and presents, and all that now. I asked him what he wanted for Christmas this year, and he said he wanted a Dinosaur.

Oct. 3rd, 2017


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I woke up with a crick in my neck because I spent so much time by someone's bedside in my Dreams last night.

I'm a damn good friend.

Sep. 23rd, 2017


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Does anyone else want to text me today? My phone is blowing off the hook. (If it had a hook.)

Aug. 11th, 2017


[info]badlocksmith
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My Dreams are so damn weird.

Jul. 1st, 2017


[info]badlocksmith
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Last year, when I wasn't dealing with crazy monsters, or whatever, I was babysitting my nephew on the 4th of July. Which means I didn't get around to much celebrating. This year I'm hoping to hit up all the fun spots.

So. What are the fun spots?

Jun. 18th, 2017


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How does one get glitter out of a dust buster?

Asking for a friend.

Jun. 6th, 2017


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I really messed up a date last night. We were out to a nice restaurant, having a lovely dinner, when I burst into song about how butter knives are better than steak knives because you can lick a butter knife.

She laughed, and I laughed, but I was pretty mortified.

Jun. 4th, 2017


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The Dreams gave me a jet pack. An actual real life jet pack. I...this is awesome.

[Private to Carolina and York]

Ok, seriously guys, what happened to Georgia?

May. 6th, 2017


[info]badlocksmith
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I missed out on a date because of those damn Storm Troopers. Can this be over already?

May. 4th, 2017


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Do any of our resident Jedi want to deal with General Grievous? He's running amok at Best Buy and I think I pissed him off by phasing through him. Tire irons and katanas don't exactly stand up to lightsabers.





Dibs on two of his lightsabers though. The blue and the yellow.

Apr. 14th, 2017


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Looking forward to my other brother's visit. Getting the three of us together under one roof again? Priceless.

I need some laser tag recommendations.

Apr. 13th, 2017


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Hi, I'm Kara. I found this place while writing a recent article and I thought I'd check it out. So like you guys talk about dreams and stuff? I thought I had some pretty crazy dreams when I ate leftover Chinese food before going to bed, but some of the things I've read, in the short time since I joined are pretty crazy.