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Oct. 31st, 2018


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Sending out a warning to any trick-or-treaters in the Irvine area. If you see a... well... monster-like truck, please let me know. My pickup seems to be... alive. DO NOT get in front of it; someone apparently put teeth decals on the grill yesterday and today those fangs are very real. It already ate through my neighbor's mailbox on its way down the street.

Again, if you see this truck, do not approach and contact me directly. Thank you.

Oct. 28th, 2018


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Wow, totally forgot I had an account here.

...and now things are weird again. #yourewelcome?

Oct. 8th, 2018


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Did I mention that my sister and best friend created a Youtube channel for me and have been clandestinely recording my gaming sessions and uploading them? I can't remember if I did...

...anyway, I found it and decided to take it seriously. It's kind of taking off. Like people enjoy my gaming style. Or they just really like it when I yell at the game. That kind of happens a lot.

Sep. 30th, 2018


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Anyone here football fans?

Today the Cowboys ended up 2-2, but we're still miraculously in second for the NFC East. It's already starting out to be a rough season, but at the same time, I'm glad that football season is finally getting into the swing of things.

Jul. 15th, 2018


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I've been Dreaming again. It feels weird to say this, but I've almost missed these.

Apparently in our "retirement" the Reds and Blues, Carolina and I were set up on a little moon kind of out in the middle of nowhere. You'd think things would be quiet, but these guys are literally incapable of doing that. The fact that the planet was apparently inhabited by dinosaurs didn't help.

Jun. 30th, 2018


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Ever get the feeling the Dreams are trying to tell you something? Took a nap this afternoon and woke up to find this sitting in front of my garage:

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Haven't seen that Mongoose since we left the Director to- offsite Storage facility. It's even got dust and sand from the desert stuck in its wheels.

Jun. 28th, 2018


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Been married a month.

Got to say I kinda like it.

I'm Commander Shepard and Callisto is my favorite wife on the Citadel.

May. 25th, 2018


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Is it time for another picture of Scoopy in his development? Or have I reached my quota of cute, great dane pics?

May. 5th, 2018


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You know, once, just once, I'd like to have a birthday that doesn't involve a massive invasion...

Apr. 29th, 2018


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Just when I thought I was done with the Dreams for good, they decided to rear their ugly head last night. Apparently, I decided to give civilian life a try. With the sims. I'm not sure what possessed me to go with those idiots, but things...seemed okay for a while. I was even learning how to be lazy. Or trying, at least.

But nothing the sims touch ever lasts all that long. After a bit of an incident with candles and lube (don't ask), they managed to burn down our retirement home. To get the funds to build a new home, the sims sold their movie rights And what did they build as their new home away from home?

The galaxy's greatest... water park.

Yay.

Apr. 24th, 2018


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Moved into a bigger place so my pup can run around in the yard. He's loving it. )

Apr. 6th, 2018


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Surf rock has never really been my thing, but hats off to Dick Dale. A pioneer of the surf rock movement, still shredding at 80 years old and apparently still puts on one hell of a show!

Mar. 28th, 2018


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Came across this story today about a cat reunited with his human 14 years after being separated by a hurricane. Kind of a real feel good story for a Wednesday.

Feb. 19th, 2018


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I was going to ask what I missed but the network looks like it's a mess.

Dec. 24th, 2017


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The Santa Tracker is up! I've been watching Santa make his way across the globe. Yes, I am aware that I am a full grown man, but I never got to celebrate the holidays as a kid, so dammit, I'm taking advantage of doing so now!

Dec. 17th, 2017


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I CAN SEE!!

Dec. 6th, 2017


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My shoulder got messed up pretty bad a few weeks ago. And while I thought I was well on the road to recovery, this cold air is really messing with my healing. Kind of a bummer. But I'm dealing.

And more Dreams. Not really good stuff. So I'm gonna hide inside for a while.

Nov. 24th, 2017


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My nephew is getting so dang big. It's ridiculous. I just want to put a brick on top of his head. He's two now. TWO. Soon he'll be playing with Legos. And I will be buying him every Lego in the world to make him spoiled happy.

Christmas this year is gonna be so awesome. He totally gets Santa, and presents, and all that now. I asked him what he wanted for Christmas this year, and he said he wanted a Dinosaur.

Nov. 16th, 2017


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The holidays are always so depressing

Its that time of year again. You know the time, when everything that's been going good suddenly takes a downward spiral.

No reason to suspect this year will be any different.

Nov. 13th, 2017


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So as a welcome home gift my sister's dog has brought me a kitten:

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Literally. She went out for her evening walk with Carolina and when she came back she deposited this little ball of fluff in my lap.

Oct. 9th, 2017


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The more I Dream, the deeper me and my crew are involved in the Rebellion. We're not on Lothal anymore and I'm kind of surprised to say that I miss it. We're doing more missions, we're ranked officers within the Rebellion itself. On the one hand, that's good, on the other...I don't know. It makes me nervous. The Jedi in my Dreams doesn't appear to be -- he's got his own issues to sort out (mainly concerning a padawan who doesn't always think before he acts and trying to maintain a strange little family while being rebels) -- but I am. I've been trying to avoid spoilers regarding my Dreams as much as possible, but I'd have to live under a rock to avoid everything. I know the timeline of my Dreams is coming close to the timeline of the original trilogy of movies and I have so many questions about where me and the rest of my crew fit in that timeline or if we're even still around.

Oct. 3rd, 2017


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I woke up with a crick in my neck because I spent so much time by someone's bedside in my Dreams last night.

I'm a damn good friend.

Sep. 11th, 2017


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John Jesus H. Christ on a motherfucking bike, this place is fucked. If I could stop switching places with the dude I share a dreamspace with, that'd be cool. It's awkward as shit. Think of the most awkward thing, tell me what it is, and I will tell you that switching places with someone randomly is even more awkward. Fucker didn't even switch with me to get me to the front of the line at the breakfast place for a damn Eggywich, I ended up in the back of the bar which, actually, tequila at 9:00 am sounds pretty good right now.

There's also this cultist named Andrei Ulmeyda and his fanatic followers ain't above killing each other to get all 12 action figures of him (which appeared this morning in my bedroom). Who the hell would kill someone for an action of figure of some fucker with a fro dressed like an astronaut? Nevermind that he literally exploded in front of me and his blood killed everyone in the vicinity.

At least I got a ring that shoots fire. Shit.

Sep. 5th, 2017


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Had some dream flashbacks, which was unexpected.

Didn't need to relive the Batarian raid on Elysium. Didn't need to relive the damned Beacon either. It jumped around a bit. Forward to Thessia, then back to the Collector ambush that killed me.

A few other memories too. I think maybe I'm stressed.

Aug. 28th, 2017


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Oi ya cunts. Surprise! I'm back from the land of tea and crumpets, where people give you funny looks if you say you like their pants.

Did ya miss me? It's hard not to miss such a lovable face so I'm sure everyone did. What I miss?

Aug. 11th, 2017


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My Dreams are so damn weird.

Aug. 2nd, 2017


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Why does Siri know the words Bohemian Rhapsody, but she can't tell me how to get to Sesame Street?

Seriously, tell Siri "I see a little silhouette of a man" and listen to what she says.

Then ask her how you get to Sesame Street and she'll send you to South Africa or something.

Jul. 20th, 2017


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The more I have these pieces of crap Dreams, the less makes sense. Apparently I'm already dead?! And I was killed off goddamn screen no less before any of what I'm currently dreaming even started!

And no, before anyone decides to ask, I'm not a goddamn vampire. I'm not sucking blood and I'm not eating brains. I'm not a ghost either. I'm just a personality, a personality tied to a decrepit old man.

The fact that I woke up and my magnum was finally on my kitchen table is small comfort to this goddamn bombshell.

Jul. 10th, 2017


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So, my Dreams have decided it's time to start giving me weapons again. Last month I got a set of throwing knives. I keep meaning to practice with them, but they kind of frown at using knives at gun ranges. I got my side arm finally, though. I'll definitely be taking that to the range.

Between my sister and I, our apartment is starting to resemble one belonging to some doomsday nut, just without all the stores of canned food.

Jun. 4th, 2017


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The Dreams gave me a jet pack. An actual real life jet pack. I...this is awesome.

[Private to Carolina and York]

Ok, seriously guys, what happened to Georgia?

May. 28th, 2017


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I think I finally got the hang of this text-to-speech software enough to actually use it for reals.

So, yeah, getting blinded sucks and I'm still making adjustments, but it's almost settling in as normal now.

May. 6th, 2017


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I missed out on a date because of those damn Storm Troopers. Can this be over already?

Apr. 24th, 2017


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There is something wrong with my armor. I went to go move it out of the closet and I'm not sure, but I think something short circuited. The EMP enhancement went off and now I need to get new electronics. Again.

Going to have to use my helmet for communication for a little bit, I think. I also hope it didn't effect everyone else in the building like it did last time.

Apr. 14th, 2017


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Looking forward to my other brother's visit. Getting the three of us together under one roof again? Priceless.

I need some laser tag recommendations.

Apr. 11th, 2017


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There is a random old mid-century style television in my apartment that I did not buy. Considering it looks like the same TV we use to switch between personas and I've never heard of the manufacturer "ISZK", I'm assuming this is one of those Dream crossover things.

I would have preferred to get my gun.

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It's my birthday, and no I'm not telling you how old I am.

Apr. 4th, 2017


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It's a little narcissistic, I know, but I couldn't resist looking up my own action figures and I found this

The fuck?!

Mar. 22nd, 2017


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Early yesterday morning Wash was admitted to [Name of Hospital] due to complications from a bad Dream bleed over. He is currently in stable condition, but has yet to regain consciousness. According to the completely absent doctors, his wounds will heal, but they don't know when he will wake up.

With the help of some Jedi mind tricks, I have arranged the lifting of visitor hours for his room if you would like to visit. I will continue to provide updates on his status via the net as they become available.

Mar. 15th, 2017


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When they say the burrito is "as big as your head," they really mean it.

I think I'm gonna be full for a week.

Feb. 25th, 2017


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I was out with my nephew and happened across a Girl Scout selling cookies at a table she'd set up in the park. She was with her dad, so I struck up a conversation. Turns out Girl Scouts have been selling cookies for 100 years. This is their centennial anniversary.

I bet they didn't have Tagalongs back then.

Feb. 24th, 2017


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How do you know when the Dreams are over?

Like sacrificing yourself so your team can get away and getting captured and carted off to the place where Jedi go to die...that seems pretty final, right?

Jan. 25th, 2017


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Why won't these dreams end? Seriously, what the hell did I do in this life or the last or whatever that warrants this kind of punishment?

It's bad enough that we've crash landed on an apparently uninhabited planet, are the only apparent survivors of said crash, but we have no com-tower to make a distress call. On top of it, the Reds and Blues have reverted to form and have each made their own "bases" at either end of the box canyon we're in. Sarge literally stole a tank from our end and used it to "redecorate" his base. The worst part? I'm apparently in command now. How the fuck did that even happen?!

Jan. 17th, 2017


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I wasn't entirely sure what to expect when we finally found the Director, but that sure as hell wasn't it. The parallels between the dream and the real world sometimes make me wonder. There's still a lot of wrong to make right, but I think dream me has finally learned to let things go.

Guess I should too.

Jan. 4th, 2017


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So, uhm, are creatures coming over from the Dreams like a thing? Because this little guy ambushed me in the backyard this morning.

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It's a lothcat, wild animals from the planet I kind of live on in my Dreams.

Dec. 5th, 2016


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Interesting thing about Dreaming you're in the Star Wars universe - other than discovering that it actually exists...somewhere - is that every where you look you can find something with Star Wars slapped on it: Books, movies, toys, you name it.

So in my Dreams the Big Bad is this guy who is only known - to us anyway - as The Inquisitor. He's a pretty fucking intimidating dude, tall, with a long gaunt face, sharp teeth, red streaks coming down from his eyes. He's currently employed by the Empire to hunt down and kill Jedi during the purge. This guy has taken a particular interest in me and my crew, even somehow projecting an image of Jedi Master Luminara Unduli, whom he killed by the way, to lure other Jedi into a trap. And, yeah, I fell for the trap, very much like an idiot. In my defense, though, they used her bones to lure me and my padawan to her cell where we were ambushed. We managed to get away, because we're pretty fucking awesome like that, but Jesus Christ, this guy has issues. Like...creepy stalker issues. I've been looking over my shoulder since he first made his debut in the Dreams just in case he shows up here.

So what does this have to do with all the Star Wars merch that's out there? Well, as I was looking through Amazon trying to get ideas for gifts for the holidays, I found this little Lego representation.

Pffffhauahahahahaha! Look at him! Just look at him! I can't stop laughing!

Nov. 5th, 2016


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My assumption that my Dreams were over was a little...well it was wrong. Very wrong. And actually, I'm kind of happy about that. Has any one else had a time skip in their dreams in which things have obviously happened and changed, but you haven't had the chance to actually see them?

Oct. 24th, 2016


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So it seems like my Dreams have taken a turn for the absurd. While I'm glad that I'm no longer fighting my old squadmates since they're all dead, I'm not sure these... sims are actually going to be of any help finding the objective.

I know that these guys are only supposed to be simulation troops and not actual soldiers, but Jesus. They take incompetence to an entirely new level. It's like they've never been on a mission before. Or taken orders. Or actually managed to shoot something that wasn't a teammate.

I'd like to say I've made due with worse cadets and less intel, but I'm not sure that's even possible.

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That's Epsilon? He's a real piece of work, I'll give you that, but at least he seems to know what he's doing. How the hell do you deal with the rest of these fucking idiots? And why are they calling you Church?

Sep. 8th, 2016


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Sometimes I get my Dreams repeated, out of order. Sometimes they're...missing certain people. Other times it's to remind me what I fought for and need to fight for.

Dreamed a particular conversation last night. The foreboding kind. I was talking to Javik, a Prothean who'd been in cryo sleep for fifty thousand years. The last of his kind, the rest were wiped out. We were arguing about honor, and means to the end and what that means when fighting an enemy that wished only for our destruction. His words haunted me for the rest of that war and they haunt me here too.

Stand among the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters.

Sep. 7th, 2016


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Spent the last few days on the floor in my new apartment because I don't have a bed yet. But I've got a fantastic sleeping bag. (AKA, Anyone selling an old bed? Know where I can get one cheap?)

Sorry, Wash, that I didn't have more comfortable accommodations for you. I bet you're glad to be back home.

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I never want to be sick like that again.

I hope everyone else is recovering.