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I need an Oliphaunt riding song. Help?

Hey. Hey. I need an Avenger! I want to join your boy band!

Well, fuck.

PM to Thomas Raith
So what are your thoughts about facial tattoos?

You ever get the feeling you're being watched?

And I mean not followed. That you're absolutely sure no one's on your six tail at all, but that you've still got that itch.

I hate that.

LITTLE YELLOW BOXES I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE NOW!

You're in all caps, that's what you are.

Anyway. I'm sexy again. This is good!

How you doing? Yes you, the ones reading this. No not you, I mean the puppet masters.

You type really loud.

Stop it.

God, I haven't felt this good since that one log with the tacos..

Some of you people really need to learn how to sing.

I'm so, so fascinated by this musical insanity. I've never seen anything quite like it.

...Last night, I dreamt I was a pony.

That makes no sense.

I'm working the drive-thru out of a giant, tarnished bronze pineapple. I got to work and felt like I was stuck in a bad mashup of a goth fairytale meets Spongebob Squarepants. That's when I realized I'd be Squidward. And after that? I realized I know too much about friggin Spongebob Squarepants cartoons and tried to stab myself with one of the plastic forks we give out with the salads. At least I thought it was a plastic fork.

I was obviously asking for too much outta life, since it yelled at me and ran away, screaming.

fml.

Does anyone else get kind of down in the winter? Even when it's in somewhere super duper nice like California but you get sad anyway because it's not as sunny and people are staying inside and you really want to go and do stuff but you can't because if you go to the beach right now it's pretty much the WORST IDEA EVER but you try anyway and it doesn't work so you go home and wonder when it's ever gonna be sunny again?

Or is that just me?

I think it's time for me to go to the hospital. I think I need a ride.

My lips aren't supposed to be purple, are they?

Best tea party ever.

I have the strangest craving for a very large taco. The world's largest, in fact.

Black marketFriday purchases acquired. Torpedoes, rockets, grenades, ammunitionA brand new chimichanga maker!

I'm ready for the long dark winter.

[Locked to Scott]

I need a place to store some torpedoes.

WHO WANTS TO LINE FOR BLACK FRIDAY WITH ME AFTER STUFFING THEIR FACES?!

Wade, you're already going.

Je ne vais pas être dissuadés. Je sais ce que je dois faire pour mon pays, je sais que je dois nous défendre. Même en cette période étrange, dans ce lieu étrange, je vais protéger la France. Pour la liberté, pour la famille.

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

I'm not pregnant. I'm just getting fat!

You can all blame Lulu for this idea, but I want to do a sexy lingerie party. She'll be designing the underwear.

Ladies only.

You know. I'm not even sure I'm a 1 on the Kinsey Scale, but if this Skeeter person is going to keep implying that I'm a lesbian, I might have to give this a try at least once.

Mainly since I'd rather be accused of doing something that I've actually done.

And no, that wasn't me. It was me at the coffee shop, but that wasn't me at Wal-mart. Not that any of you specifically care or really know me that well - except for those of you that do. But yeah. Not me.

Just leave a note, people!

ONLY TWENTY FOUR DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remember that word I put out there about plans for a Ladies' Night? Some of you chimed it about wanting something unconventional. But I'd like to have a girly outlet, too. So...

How does a naughty bake-off sound?

We make naughty cakes and whatnot. We vote for the best. We can trade them, sell them... I guess we can also eat them. Obviously, this will be 21+, because I'm sure there will also be drinks involved. Probably a lot of them.

No, I did not disappear. I ran away for the weekend to Vegas with Bill. It was the perfect way to spend a weekend but that is not surprising, he is a complete dream. It was pretty amazing.

And no we did not spent our entire weekend in bed. Why do people automatically assume that when you say you went away with the person you are dating? Not that I would objected, why would I? Bill is amazing... He is gorgeous, good at everything he does, treats me right and he is mine.

We did get the entire Vegas experience in though; we got dressed up, went to the casinos, gambled some (I did not even lose all my money), and said why not and got married. You know all the things people assume you did when you said you went to Vegas.

Private locks are failing and communications are going haywire, so I'm going to announce my private business in public on purpose. A lot of you on here would have been contacted anyway.

My husband is dead. I won't get into the details of this, because they frankly don't matter.

I don't need anyone's condolences, sympathy, or pity. Anyone working in any form of military or law enforcement knows that this is always a risk you take.

I'd simply appreciate it if everyone who knew I was married went on about their lives as if I wasn't. Thank you.

Wisdom,

Seems like we've got a damn sight LOT to talk about, regarding the secretive secret things we've talked about that sadly don't have anything to do with tea sandwiches this go round. Lunch date for tomorrow afternoon? I can find a decent curry in the OC if you're willing.

I just had the most interesting discussion with myself. Myself and I agree that there are some parallels to Myself and Myself in the dreams. The cancer, the mercenaryjanitorial work, Bea Arthur's incredible assets.

Myself told myself that the differences are what's key. I argued that that didn't matter because myself was the same as myself.

We then tried to settle it with a wrestling match but I think myself might have broke something.

I have been waiting to post something here until I had more news, but I know that Ty Lee had friends here that she spoke with on occasion.

Friday evening as she and Azula were leaving the Gala, a car slid out of control and crashed into her. Azula is unharmed - I believe Ty Lee pushed her out of the way - but our young gymnast friend has not been nearly as lucky.

She is stable and awake, now. I am sure she would want me to tell you all not to worry overly much, but I thought it best to make people aware, in any case. Her parents are not currently allowing anyone to see her, but she has her phone with her.

One of us, one of us, one of us!

[Locked and filtered to: Clarice, Dani, Illyana, Jean, Jubilee, Kitty, Moira, Neena, Rahne, Wade, Xi'an. Also open to Wrex, Obi and Shepard]

Okay folks. We need to get things organized a little better, mostly so Wrex knows who's working with us. The underground areas are complete and we've started construction on the main buildings. What, if anything, are we all contributing, not just now, but once everything is set up? Some of us have already discussed what we want to do as a field team, but there's also helping kids out, and other people manifesting strange powers who are adults.

Some of you may not be fully aware of what's going on. In short, we want to have a groundwork in place. Most of us have experienced traumatic memories along with powers manifesting. Not everyone is going to handle that well, and that's what we want to be able to help.

Also. Psychiatrists. Anyone know any good ones?

GIRAFFE ACCOMPLISHED

I promised my sister I would start putting photographs out there to see what people think, so this is me doing that. It's not even a fantastic one but it's the first one I found that struck my fancy when I opened the folder on my laptop. It won't win any awards but I hope some of you find it as pretty as I do. I have a thing for cloud photography.

( Cut for Image )

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

Oh and Wade!

THERE'S GOING TO BE A TOTALLY HUGE PARTY AND WE ARE GOING

Also I want my cutie mark so let's go get them!!

On the hunt for a decent cup of coffee and the only thing to be found is a Starbucks on every goddamn corner.

Proof that the greater majority wouldn't know decent coffee even if it bite them in the ass.

I've got a mailbox full of fast food fliers and coupons for everything from car washes to tacos. I guess this is what passes for a 'welcome to the neighborhood' gift.

Hello California and thank you. I really could use a family sized three topping pizza for the price of 14.99 (delivery charges apply).

AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE!

I need a nap.

MARACAS I HAVE THEM

So a close friend of mine has seen a lot of enemy fire and stuff. You know. Battle veteran and the whole nine yards. Doesn't really trust a lot of people, especially doctors, scientists, etc. Who can blame the guy?

He really needs some help though, and I was wondering if anyone out there had some recommendations for a shrink that was used to handling people like that. I thought I might call around and see if I could get him to come in and talk to someone.

Anyone have some names for me?

[ Locked to the filter 'Those Who Are Dreaming of and/or Obtaining Superpowers ]

Hi. I'm Tony.

Listen, I'm hearing a lot of chatter. Shit is getting exceptionally real these days. Dreams are out of control, people are finding themselves able to do all kinds of stupid stuff that if you'd asked any of us six months ago was possible we would have laughed.

The times, they are a changing.

So I had an idea in between of all the sex I'm having. Most of our dreams are full of conflict. Death. Bad juju.

If you're comfortable talking about it, maybe not here but somewhere, I'd like to start trying to figuring out the connections. If we, this select few, are all turning into Superheroes than maybe someone else is turning into a Supervillian.

[ Locked to Bruce, Steve and Thor ]

Hey. Need to talk to you guys all private like. Soon.

[ Locked to Pepper ]

Hey. I'm trying to contact some of these other people who are dreaming the same stuff I am. Steve is for sure, and there may be others. I just wanted you to know.

Love you.

I feel kind of bad that everyone has bad dreams instead of good dreams! I'm having GREAT dreams about being a pony and having friends it's the best! There's Twilight Sparkle and Applejack and Rarity and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and WAIT YOU GUYS ARE ALL ON HERE TOO DO YOU DREAM OF BEING A PONY?

Or am I just super mega crazy?

( Wade )

So cotton candy is the best. It's sweet, delicious, and light, and is better than tacos and chimichangas combined.

Except maybe fish tacos. Those are the best tacos, with just the right flavor.

The sex is pretty good too!

I have to admit I never thought I would be the sort to open up an account on this thing, but I've been hearing tales of a dream epidemic around the lab so I thought I would check it out. My name is Dr. Tam, I head up the neurology department at UC Irvine.

How you doin'?

( Wanted Notice, Not Necessarily SFW )

I know everybody talks about their dreams here, but I never paid much attention to it before. I think I'm joining the club, though. Had some good dreams last night.

THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A SUPER GOOD WEEK EVERYONE!

So many new friends and holy crap gyros are really awesome if you combine them with tacos. Two great tastes that go great together!

I hope everyone else has had fun too!!!

So my academic advisor told me I need to "get out more," which is crazy, because I'm in the library all the time. And then I remembered I signed up here a while ago, so I told her that, and now I guess I have to use it or she'll get all "concerned" about me again, and won't let me take extra credit hours anymore.

I'm Twilight Sparkle. I'm going to UCI for English, history, computer science and mechanical engineering. And I'm thinking about picking up a minor in something. I need to be a little more rounded.

Aaaand... there! My social interaction is complete.

I want a goat.

Does anyone know where a man could get some chimichangas? I'm really hankering for some chimichangas.

Okay, wait. Hold on. Brain had an idea. Which isn't really that common because brain's ideas usually suck. Brain wants to make chimichangas.

THIS PLAN! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!