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Has anyone ever approached some of the people they've had these strange dreams about? How did they take it? I've been debating approaching someone with my dreams about them - rather boring, before the jokes start - but I don't want them to think I'm entirely mad.

No, I don't want to hear about all the great things in your life that you're thankful for. Go away.

I do wish I could sleep. I have things to do in the morning.

Onto the next holiday.

How disturbing.

[Nyota]
I doubt you would question my fidelity based on a tabloid well known for fabricating its material. Still, I think it worthwhile to mention that I would not betray you in such a way.

[Doctor McCoy]
It appears I am now a minor celebrity.

I think the worst thing in the world is not being in control of yourself.

[locked to Alleria]
Going out. I'll be back late.

Today was a really good day.

Some of you may be pleased to know that I will be dressing for the Halloween party at Stark Tower. As juvenile as it seems, it sounds like fun.

If you don't care, please disregard this message.

Just leave a note, people!

Could someone please step outside and tell the garbage truck outside of my office that it's not making enough noise? I still have some hearing left in my right ear.

Never before have I been so utterly glad to be boring. I've been mentioned in periodicals before for my work, but that's all. My name remains blessedly unknown.

Celebrities, you have my sympathy and my respect for the asinine meddling you deal with upon a daily basis.

I don't see why Americans seem to make such a big fuss over Halloween. Maybe it was just my upbringing, but... I've never really seen the point.

I guess it's down to any excuse to wear silly costumes.

I'm entertaining the idea of going to this Halloween party, but I have no idea what to go as. I'm far better at picking out costumes for others.

What are the rest of you going as? Perhaps it will help inspire some creativity on my behalf.

The weekend is in sight. I can almost taste it.

I don't know why I dreamt of underwater soccer and huge ocean monsters. I'm sure it's simply something I ate. Underwater sports where nobody has gills but everyone can breathe regardless just make no sense.

I've finished my book, and am looking for recommendations.

My time is far more valuable than yours. If you're going to show up late for my class, don't bother showing up at all.

Thus ends the rant.

So, I need a Halloween costume. Bond girl.

Any thoughts? And no, not Pussy Galore and the first person who says it is getting smacked upside the head.

Hello, internet group. I have arrived.