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I swear, my biotics are rebelling against me. This is a pain.

Well, this is frustrating.

No, universe, I do not want to wear a catsuit. Yes, I dream of wearing one, but that's no excuse. At least it keeps me from worrying about Oriana

So glad everything's calmed down. Even if I feel a little uneasy with

...I've just jinxed us, haven't I?

This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

And that's saying a lot.

I can honestly say that I'm glad to see the end of the Collectors. One less strange alien thing in my dreams.

I should start an all female mercenary company.

Who's with me?

What should we call it?

Pussy Patrol?
Shepard's Angels?

Garrus, you're allowed in but you have to stay at home, barefoot and making us sandwiches. And you have to wear a dress.

Sure, I feel like shit, but I got a nice present in the closet.

Armor!

Just pretend that's a blonde and has more of a red/black color scheme, with less silver XD

I dreamt of my father last night, and Oriana. It's good to know he's just as much an arse in the dreams as he is in real life.

Probably a little more insane in the dreams, though. I'll give them that much.

...My sister turned up on my doorstep last night. I... haven't seen her for years.

This could turn out to be an amazing Christmas for once

I think I now see why Jack hated Cerberus so much. The facility on Pragia was beyond what I thought they'd do...

What's the point in fighting to save humanity when they've lost all that makes them human? They were just children...

About time, Skeeter.

Shame she was completely off-target. Whilst I respect Shepard and Liara, they're not exactly my usual type.

I just found this in front of my house.

( Who wants a ride? )

So, I am the owner of a gorgeous and adorable necklace that glows when I wear it. And I had dreams.

And I am a fashion designer for a superhero, well MANY super heroes. It looked fabulous as always.

I was described the events of Fluttershy kicking ass at flying of all things. Not that I ever doubted she had it in her. I also now understand why I just love giving things to others!

Also, to my darling.

I went to this fancy party, and there was a prince but... but... He was an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssss And he ruined my caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape. My glorious cape. It was fabulous and amazing. And he made ME open the door. ME! I was supposed to be the belle of the ball! I was supposed to show I belonged and he made be feel like a loo-loo-loser waaaaaaaaaah

I don't see why Americans seem to make such a big fuss over Halloween. Maybe it was just my upbringing, but... I've never really seen the point.

I guess it's down to any excuse to wear silly costumes.

Anyone ever dream of someone they really want to kick the ass of?

Has anyone ever dreamt of a place so disgusting that they've been overcome with a need for an incredibly hot shower the moment they woke up?

Omega might just be the worst place I've dreamt of yet.

I missed you darlings!

I'll explain why I've been gone if you ask.

The more I see of these Collectors, and Cerberus, the more I want them both gone.

...At least Cerberus knew how to make a decent ship, I suppose.

This has to be one of the strangest weeks of my life. And I'm not talking about the attempted murder

This town is making me tired.

If this goes on much longer, I think I might go insane.

Stark, you're insufferable.

Okay, so does everyone have their own personal bitchy British person following them around this week?

Or am I just special?

I'm resolving to never do anyone else's paperwork ever again.

If only because it seems to make me pass out and then dream about fighting a scantily-clad tattoo-covered woman in a ship of some kind. Guess that's also what I get for watching bad sci-fi recently.

Think I might be dying of boredom. Guess that's what happens when there's an overpopulation of agents in an area.

All right, so now I'm dreaming about punching Hitler. Compared to the whole Roman thing it was actually somewhat normal.

[Locked to Dr. John Smith]

I know this is going to sound mental, but I'm afraid you were in this one too.

One of these days, I'll get to come to a new place and not spend the first few days dying because of jetlag. That'll be nice.