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Okay. So, just got this thing, kind of cool.

Does anyone know of any great places to get away from the city around here? It's just a bit loud.

Wedding tomorrow. Getting on my first ever plane right now. Lots of firsts.

It's almost wedding time - at least for Zelda. The hair master is all over this. I also have the most adorable date.

Life is good.

I'm getting my calendar together for July, by the way. If there's something going on, let me know.

The damage done to the fields from the snow was pretty extensive, but the cows are fine. Just a minor setback in milk production.

Not supposed to snow in the Summer. Not supposed to snow here at all. Not good for the farm. This... ugh, it sucks.

I think this is worse than the snow in December. If this frost kills everything we've recently planted then we're gonna have our hands full once this the ice is gone.

Hey, everyone.

I'm back?

Something hinky's going on.

My cousin's married to this English guy named Pete Wisdom, and one just posted online. They don't even look alike, but they act enough alike where I've got goosebumps.

And I tried to call her, but Navi's not picking up her cell, and she always picks up her cell.

I'm freaking out.

Should I call the police or something?

I need an actual sparring partner.

Has anyone ever been awake during their dreams?

I mean, aware. Aware you were dreaming? So you could do what you wanted?

It appears that my hiatus of not working is coming to an end. While I will be going back to the stage in not too long, I'm surprised myself to know that it won't be going immediately back to magic shows. As it happens, I'll be going back to proper stage acting of all things. There's a production of "A Midsummer Night's Dream" that will be going up in Los Angeles and they've been looking for people with a certain capability in magic. Between Fandral and my agent, I've somehow gotten roped into it.

Though I think it should be fun, really. Fandral is also going to be in it, I'm keeping my fingers crossed, of course, that I don't feel like killing him too much after all is said and done.

(I'm joking.)

(Mostly.)

OK, not only do I not know enough people to invite to my wedding, I don't even have a friend to ask to be my best man. I need to spend more time off the farm.

MY HANDS ARE TOO SMALL TO GET ANY WORK DONE!!!!!

There are so many depressing things happening in the world. It's really sad. I've been trying to focus on beauty, truth, and love. Time to pick a date for the wedding.

I've just realized I have no idea who to invite to my own wedding...

Eee! I think I found the venue! For the wedding! Gosh, I'm excited! I just need a dress, and how... how do I go about planning flowers and food and everything when the venue is like, an ocean and a continent away? I bet they have people that do that sort of thing, right??

Now I just need a dress! Where should I go? I mean, I bet there's someone out there who'll make me the perfect dress, right??

I've been quiet despite the tabloids but I think it's time I admitted that, yes, I am the guy who is engaged to Zelda Hyrule. That really is me. The dairy farmer.

:)

Even after the weird weather, sales at the market still haven't really picked back up. I think I might take a loss this year.

Has anyone ever...had one of those dreams, at the same time that someone else was dreaming of the same event?

I don't think I've ever stayed in bed that late but I couldn't let go of her

Woke up on the floor this morning. Was there an earthquake? Further proof that I can sleep through pretty much anything.

I've been harvesting some really first rate artichokes this fall.

It's funny. When I work the market, people say they love artichokes, but it seems like no one knows how to cook them. Here is my fool-proof recipe. (I mean, I can make them, and I can't cook.)

( Artichokes, With Lemon and Butter Dip )

I never thought I'd say this, but thank God it's Friday. I feel like this today.

my eyelid won't stop twitching and my boobs hurt and i haven't slept more than twenty minutes straight in a week

pete you are never having eleven kids ever ever ever unless you make them yourself

still alive just tired

Good thing I was already out of bed at the time.

( Pet Goat Shenanigans )

I feel really strange today. It's like I'm getting sick. Or I spent too much time in the sun.

...And yet I feel more powerful. My senses are finely tuned. I can see everything I was blind to before!

I'm dizzy.

...I'm Free!!!

( Cut for image, open to all. )

Pete and I made a baby. Everybody, meet Zelda Katherine.

Okay, watermelon baby, I know I'm due on the 17th, but you can come a little early. Nobody'll mind.

... please?

Ha! Right after I posted this, I got an email from a baby site about "foods that induce labor". I don't think there's scientific evidence that hot food'll do it, but heck. I like curry anyway. PETE. I'M MAKING LATE NIGHT CURRY.

I think my ears might be changing shape.

I know it's been said in the past that Jillian Pufka and I aren't really friends, and that we simply keep up appearances. But this is definitely not the case! Jillie and I are totally pals! Most of the time, anyway She's even coming to stay with me for a while until she gets on her feet down here in the OC.

So, that's right, Ladies and Gentlemen. Prepare for the party girls to hit the town!

For the last few weeks, my dreams have been more surreal than adventure-y. Like, the moon was trying to eat Earth and I had to collect creepy masks... And then the moon ate me. And apparently there are trees on the moon. And air. Or maybe I was dead. I'm not sure.

But I think I've seen all there is to see of that saga. I really hope I move onto something else, now.

That horrible. That horrible, awful, nasty. That cow. That complete cow. I just. I can't. I don't. I won't.

Bear Grylls' wife probably deserves some sort of reward for copulating with a man who is basically known for drinking his own urine. I don't think I could make out with someone, knowing that he thought urine was a viable beverage option.

Getting all my ducks in order for the next movie I'm working on. I'm so thrilled! I've got some really great people working with me, and I'm loving it so far. Can't wait for filming to start in August!

I will protect you all if it kills me.


These blue things you're seeing are called Husks. They're dangerous, they're deadly, they have no emotion, no feeling and no individuality left.

If you're reading this message than you're probably a dreamer.

If you're not a fighter, run. If you are, don't feel any remorse when you defend yourselves. You're doing them a favor.

Okay, so for the past few months my cows have been giving this.... special milk. There's nothing wrong with it. It's just that it sparkles. And I can't sell it as it is. Would anyone out there be interested in purchasing it to make baked goods? It's the only thing I can think to do with it, otherwise it is just going to be wasted. It's perfectly fine, other than the fact that it sparkles. It won't cast a magic spell on you or anything.

Has anyone here learned how to do something because of their dreams? I'm pretty sure I can shoot a rifle now.

Ever find out you have really great news? But you have no one to tell it too. Makes you realize you spend far too much time locked up in a lab with no social life to speak of, that being said I never did have a social life to speak of prior, so there's that.

Only 85 days left of being pregnant! Which is fantastic, because I think my ankles are missing. If you see a pair of ankles wandering the streets, let me know. I have dibs.

My trailer is staring at me.

I have the day off tomorrow, so I think I'm going to spend the whole thing sleeping.

Oh, except I have to go grocery shopping, too. And possibly bring a certain pregnant friend who works at a certain nursery some cookies? Maybe?

Because I know you all care so much (SARCASM!), I'm giving you a STATE OF THE BABY UPDATE.

1) The baby is now the size of a sweet potato! This is awesome because it means I can feel her kick. But it's's kind of bad because now I imagine my baby as a delicious warm confection topped with marshmallows.

2) Pete kinda sucks at wall painting. His hair is now an awesome shade of blue-green in some places.

3) Barfing is done, but now I've got heartburn out the ying yang. ET TU, CURRY?

4) I might have built an elaborate trebuchet based delivery system for diapers out of two-by-fours. I'm also not sorry.

I have a sword! I woke up this morning and there was a sword on my bed. I dreamt that Jon gave me a sword and it was on my bed. It even has a name and everything. I named it Needle. Jon Snow, you can not deny the validity of these dreams now. After all, no one in there right mind would just give me a sword. After that, Sansa, Father and I went with King Robert because Father was going to be the King's Hand, apparently and he'd agreed to let Sansa marry the Prince. Gag me. Thank god, it wasn't me.

And now, I'm gonna go try out this sword.

This is unexpected. When my PR Rep said she had some scripts for me to read, given to her by talent agents, I was thinking bit parts on television shows. Maybe a couple walk-ons on sitcoms? But that's not what I've got here. Not entirely. Some of these are feature films! I've got a LOT of reading to do! So many meetings over the next few days, too, to talk about all of it! It's fun stuff, though. Ridiculously fun stuff!

Apollo, if you see this, I'm absolutely still planning on my lesson tomorrow!

[Private Message to Link]
I really enjoyed coffee with you on Saturday. Let me know when you're free for Disneyland!

Epona Epona soba ni oide
Futari de ireba sabishiku nan ka nai

Dakara Epona koko ni ite
Omae dake o mamotte ageru

Koushite iru to omoi dasu
Ano hi no yoake
Tsuki ga shizumi taiyou to
Omae ga umareta



...Woah wait. I know Japanese??

Coffee is sooooooooo good.

So, uh, unless pregnancy causes hallucinations WHICH I THINK IT DOESN'T, I was out flying and saw this dude in black leather and a cape being all Sullen McGee on top of a building. DON'T FALL GUY. IF YOU'RE READING THIS. Which means you're probably at home now.

Still. No falling, please.

Hey guys, look, I found a new website! My name's Zelda. What's yours?

There's a reason we're not supposed to be doing magic in the halls. When I woke up this morning, my teeth were different. From the dream. And then I was helping Harry learn about Summoning Charms. I think I could do them in my sleep now.

Also, on my way to church this morning, I saw a little girl everywhere. Like, a ghost. I think with the Wonderland craziness and getting more and more excited about going to Mars I forgot about the hauntings people have been seeing. I must be slipping Are people still seeing her? Does anyone know who she is, or how we can help her?

Just woke up in the middle of the night. Dreamed about this really amazing sword. It was a sacred blade. Using it was like an extension of my arm.

Anyway, it's a little freaky, but the sword is in my room. It's definitely the same sword. I'm not too weirded out. I know people here have had similar this happen.

But I want to try it out! How ironic that I have a broken ankle and can't test it like I want to?

So, apparently cows really like it when you milk them.

I mean really like it.

...I'll wash my hands but they'll never be clean.