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I am never going back to work. Nope. You can't make me. It's safer this way.

Jon Snow you are a dick and a terrible friend for not coming to the party we had last weekend. I'm sure you've got some awesome excuse like work or helping an old lady across the street and I don't care.

It's been a long week and as far as Saturday goes I've only got one place to be. In bed.

Hey! Walking on Sunshine just came on the radio. Haven't heard this one in decades. I love it!

I hope this thing is okay on here, but the United Way is having a big Yard Sale to support summer camps in August.

It's mostly crap, but if you like having crap, come on down and buy some to help a good cause.

I don't really like yard sales, so they probably should have gotten someone else on PR.

Flamethrower. I need a flamethrower.

[Jon]

Office is closed on Monday.

You're still bringing me coffee.

If you ever hear me complaining that I need to settle down, buy a home and start a family, could someone do me the solid of shooting me? That'd be great.

Locked to Dad

I know this is going to sound stupid, but your an amazing man. I mean it. I'm proud to be your son.

It just felt important to tell you.

Five minutes. I left five minutes late and hit a wall of traffic that you could see from outer space.

But hey, its Friday night and what could be better then playing Angry Birds on your phone while inching slowly but surely up the 91 to your final destination of Gypsum Canyon Road?

10 more miles.

God

They aren't gone yet but that doesn't we can't start planning the PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR-TAY now.

I'm disappearing with your mother for a couple of weeks from Sunday. Tying up loose ends at work so I may not see you before I go. Jon and Robb are in charge.

Robert Baratheon's number is on the blue post-it on the fridge. Do not call Robert Baratheon unless someone is dying, there is a zombie apocalypse or angry birds are flying in through the windows and there is absolutely no one else you can call.

Love you. Try not to kill each other in the meantime.

The internship is a go. Might not be running coffee or doing paper-errands, so this promises to be actually worth a try.

Still not sure how to pronounce all my co-workers' names, but I guess time will take care of that.

WY-greet? EE-greet? EE-great? EE-grit?

[Father]

Thanks for the interview tips. Didn't read it entirely but it helped.

No, no by all means let them eat cake.

Since when do convenience stores here care about carding people?

Mental note: ask Arya this weekend how the hell do you post these things so you don't have to ask the eight year old girl next to you for help.

Well, my journal exploded tonight, but I had little to do with it. People talking about dreams and spectres. I mean, really?

Can I just say my new job is amazing?! It's too bad it's only temporary, but maybe that's for the best. That way it won't mess with my college plans. I've already met a million new people and made at least twenty new facebook friends.

If I get to meet Beats Antique I think I might faint.

Does anyone else become a sudden lightweight after a few months of not drinking? Usually I'm a horribly expensive drunk, but I went out last night and it took me all day to recover. I'm not sure how much I drank, but it couldn't have been more than three drinks.

And now to blow some minds, I'm looking for work. That's what I was supposed to be doing today, but then the drinks happened. I swear I'm a good employee. Sort of. I need something that pays under the table since my brother is the controlling type. and I need to stay off the radar I'm willing to do any kind of work since I don't have much experience. Wow. I really know how to sell myself, don't I? Thought maybe someone would take pity on me.

There is not enough coffee in the world for this Tuesday morning. Note to self, never let Maeglin convince me staying out till 4 in the morning on a Monday is a good idea ever again.