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Internet forum: What do you do to keep yourself entertained during the week?

[Alice White]
You know what no one tells you about going legit? It's fucking boring!

I've been told I need to get onto this network and establish my 'brand' whatever that means.

My name is Sylvanas, I play an elf on the show Arrow of Truth. It's that show with the skimpy costumes and semi-passable special effects, but it's a lot of fun to shoot. We apparently just got a better budget. Somehow I doubt that will mean more fabric and metal for our armor. I don't really mind, I have a lot of freedom of movement.

I might stab the next slack jawed yokel that stares when I'm trying to eat a bagle on set, though.

No amount of research seems to make these dreams make any more sense. I think I've taken out every single book I can about AIs... there's nothing like what I am what I see in my dreams.

It's certainly an interesting subject, though. I can't complain about having more to read.

Okay, you know what was an awesome comic strip? Calvin & Hobbes.

I mean, I want a pet tiger. And a Transmogifier. And a Noodle Incident.

I never wrote a paper on bats being bugs, but I did try the professional plastic notebook thing in elementary school. Fucking nailed it.

Yeah, Calvin & Hobbes was pretty sweet.

Not that death threats via letter, e-mail and text are to be taken lightly but you know what's funny? That all it took to defuse the source was a bunch of flowers and a box of chocolate.

Now I get panties in the mail and nude pics on my phone.

I need to change my number.

Okay. I'm not saying the Alliance Navy was perfect, because I'm not pants-on-head retarded.

But if they'd let me fly an actual state of the goddamned art spaceship even with full on Vrolik's Syndrome than don't lock me up for saying you guys are assholes for keeping me out of a Blackbird for slight bone mass issues, okay?

Having dreams where you're a holographic and glowing blue ball can't be normal. Even by this place's somewhat unique standards.

I almost wish I'd had time to examine those things. Aside from the rampant breeding, or maybe because of they seemed rather interesting.

Bet it won't be the only time we see things like that, though. California attracts the crazy.

You know how much you all mean to me, right?

A musician with a one-woman-musical-instrument set up leading a parade of fuzzballs down the street.

Seems legit.

And what the hell is a Mako?

Broke my foot in this mess. And it's pretty much the most embarrassing way possible, because I stepped in a pothole. AN OLD POTHOLE.

Failed so hard at life this week I think they'll send me back a year.

I'm pretty sure it's impossible for this weekend to get any better. It'd create a happiness singularity and end the world.

This crowd is a lot more naval-gazey than I thought it would be. You're all doing a lot of soul searching for a social network.

I like my job. No, I love my job. I'm proud of what I do. I actually get paid to have fun.

So the next person who tells me how I can still turn my life around, that I can do something productive with my life... well, they'll probably just get me laughing in their face.

I am a stripper. And I love it.

Man, anyone see the specs on the Falcon HTV-2? That thing is fucking ridiculous. Granted, unmanned so it's still just a big video game in the sky, but still.