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I got a motorcycle dog carrier for Bernie, he seemed to really love it, even got him some stylish goggles to protect his eyes.

I might spoil him too much, but he deserves it, trust me.


Only now he's seen a dog in a sidecar and he's not loving the carrier as much, because now he wants to be beside me to see everything and not my back.

Chloe would have liked my dream I just had. I swore SHE was Ladybug. Which is really, really stupid of me unless somehow she magically changes her hair black every time. I swear. Anyway, I tried to snoop a bit and took a picture of her locker and she got me in trouble and I got in trouble for it. Suspended for a week! Needless to say...I'm now added to the list of akumatized victims of Paris.

Lady Wifi! Not a bad name. Exposer of the truth. It was pretty cool that I had powers. Kind of really sucked I used them on my friends. At least I'm not always a villain. I could teleport through wifi devices, lock doors, record, freeze people and things. Luckily Cat Noir and Ladybug saved the day.

[Adrien]
With my new replacement phone I took a few pictures of you in the dreams I mean.

The town in my dream, I meant to mention, the sign for Schitt's Creek is very so misleading. It looks like two of the people are in compromising positions and is such an eyesore, but the town is like we are keeping it, the woman is the mans sister, like that makes it okay?

Ew.


Mutt has a girlfriend, she's the girl from the cafe. Like, she's sweet and all, I'm not a relationship wrecker! I like him, he is taken. Sadness.

It's definitely easier to tell a boss you don't like that you need to cut back on hours than one you do. Especially when it's your third job.

[Jesus]

Izzy is on my case about having you over more when the world isn't coming to an end. You definitely made a good impression on the family. In case you had any doubts about that. Want to get me out of the doghouse with her and come over for dinner at the Institute again this weekend?

[Izzy and Simon]

I'm upping my training again. I registered for the upcoming competition season. Those paradooms made me realize how much I missed doing that.

Honestly, whenever I think my dreams can't possibly get any worse, they do. We decided that we're going to try and take out Negan and the Saviors on our own so we tried to recruit another community that we had recently found out about. We figured they would join us mostly because Negan had already terrorized them by killing all the men in their community, but their leader refused. We took their guns though, because Negan had taken most of ours. We promised to bring them back.

Then of course, when it came time to put our plan into action we were betrayed by another group we had recruited and Rick and his son were almost killed by Negan, but luckily, at the last minute Maggie and I and the rest of Hilltop as well as King Ezekiel and The Kingdom showed up and we helped run Negan and the Saviors out of Alexandria. Of course there were some casualties and our ultimate plan failed, but we survived. I just know that Negan is going to retaliate even harder now. And I still don't trust Gregory. He'll sell us out in second if it means saving himself.

I honestly don't see this fight ending for awhile. I can only pray that we don't lose anyone else either to Negan or the walkers. But what are the odds of that happening?

Dreams are too much! Being the chosen one, means I'm the heir to it, there's like a few girls in front of me, which means trying.

Also means people are out go get me, and I was found, my water was killed and I ran. I traveled, I still on the run, nothing like being hunted, right?

Oh well.

Off to work I go today.

Gym's finally reopened after the remodel. I'm really excited about it. It feels so much more open and spacious and hopefully inviting to new clients. I'm running a special on new memberships, first month free, months two and three 50% off. Come down and check us out at [Location]. Grand opening celebrations this weekend, with food and games and prizes to be won.

I guess my alter ego has taken the loss of Sofia pretty hard. Refused to go into town with Lori, blew up at Carol. It's like, I don't know. Losing that little girl was a hard blow to all of us, but I put so much into trying to find her, I nearly died trying to find her. And to have it end the way it did, I guess it's not unexpected that I'd lash out. But dreaming it? Seeing myself act that way? It was awkward.

These dreams are going to kill me. Like I swear I'm going to have a heart attack. Scott and I were at the school at night, no one else was there except the janitor. Oh, and the Alpha werewolf that's trying to get Scott in his pack. There were no alarms, no locked doors. Like seriously. My real life school? Locked up like a tomb at the end of the day, no one goes in or out after hours.

But there we were, with the Alpha stalking us. It sent Allison a message to meet Scott at the school. She was with Lydia and Jackson, so they came too. And then we were all like sitting ducks. He'd already killed the janitor, and now he was trying to kill us. Or making us think he was trying to kill us. Jackson wanted me to call my dad because he's the sheriff, but I didn't want to and I hit him! I totally sucker punched Jackson Wittmore and lived to tell it.

Well, my dad eventually did show up, but by then the Alpha was long gone. So was the janitor's body. Scott and I realised the Alpha wasn't trying to kill us, he was trying to make Scott kill us. Kill his old pack, his friends, and join the Alpha's pack. In the dream the Alpha tore the battery out of my jeep and threw it through the window of the classroom where Scott and I were taking cover.

But the cool thing? That jeep is here. It was in the drive way the morning. Keys and all!

I literally...just remembered today is my birthday.

There really is nothing better than getting to take my motorcycle up and not have to worry about running into anything in the sky.

[Izzy]

By the way - your friend Cath? I like her. Even if she did threaten me with a knife when we went by to make sure she was okay during the paradooms.

Dream me is an idiot. The things I do, man. And school. The school dream me goes to is a joke. Seriously. The teachers there do not care what we talk about, or what we do, or if we have a beeping heart rate monitor in class. My best friend and I got detention, because I set him up for a fight. But whatever. We were the only two in detention, supposed to be silent working time, right. We sit there and talk about how Scott has something and he can do things no one else can do and that means he has to do something and...the teacher just tells us we can leave. Early. Because we were talking? I don't get it. But it's weird. My whole dream reality is just a little far fetched.

Welp. That was an interesting dream.

Scott, Allison, and Lydia all skipped school and Jackson was acting weird. Scott wasn't answering his phone, I went to see Lydia. And she was asleep so I answered her phone and there was a video and I think maybe it was the werewolf. Not Scott, obviously. The one that bit him maybe.

Other than that, meh.

So DreamMe is definitely a dick at times. On top of being an idiot. After I used the rune on Clary to hide us from the demons and cops that responded after the fight with the Ravener at her apartment I kept right on breaking rules and took her back to the Institute where I dropped her off in the Infirmary and then didn't go to check on her or even ask them how she was. Points though I told everybody that she'd killed it and then burnt her ruined clothes. I think Hodge might actually be more pissed off at me for all of it that Alec was in the Dreams but even that wasn't as bad as what probably would have happened if the parents had been there. But nope they were visiting Idris with Max so no grounding for me. Not that I think I'd have listened all that much to them grounding me

I take Clary to meet Hodge once she's awake and then get to drop the really fun news of how I know she's not a mundane because I used that rune on her. Which is when Alec and I get kicked out of the library so he can talk to her alone. And in something that I'm sure is going to surprise nobody who knows me here - Alec and I went to the weapons room to kill time while waiting to see what happened next.

[Filter to Izzy and Simon]

I didn't wake you guys up when I started messing around on the piano did I?

Man, things were so busy with the end of Pride month and then 4th of July holiday. I definitely had a lot of fun attending some various Pride parties and then going to spend the day with my dad and my siblings for the 4th. The younger siblings got a new sprinkler toy and were obsessed with it, but I made sure to bring over a new version of a slip and slide for extra fun.

So on my dream front it's been pretty normal, just a lot of training and learning about being a Shadowhunter, but my stele did show up today. It's basically the tool we use to carve runes into our skin with a heavenly metal. It definitely still works here and I'm tempted to start using it for some extra boosts when I need them. Who couldn't use some extra endurance or good luck?

Holy... These dreams are just crazy.

Also, things need to stop following me out of my dreams. That's crazy too.

Had another cycle of dreams and I honestly feel like I'm starting to get whiplash or something. My life seems to have more twists than an M. Night Shyamalan movie. Only you know, it's my life so... Or dream life anyway. Either way, I'm feeling more than a bit overwhelmed. I don't even want to go to sleep, because who even knows what's next at this point!

Wait, did Kanye West really announce he's running for president or was that a joke? Cause I really can't tell. Although, I'm guessing that everyone else is pretty much in the same boat.

So like, Hi. I'm Stiles. At least that's what everyone calls me. Trust me, it's easier than my actual name, because unless you're Polish, you probably can't pronounce it anyway. And even if you are Polish you might not be able to pronounce it. I'm not even Polish, my parents just decided to saddle me with a Polish name. And then somewhere along the way, I adopted my grandfather's nickname, and that's what stuck. So yeah. Hi. I'm Stiles. I like to talk. Sorry. Except not really.

So now the fog has turned into big Giants made of rocks meandering around town....

Yep, I'm definitely staying inside. If anyone needs a suggestion of what to watch I highly recommend Floor is Lava on Netflix. I think I might keep an eye out for casting for the next season and drag Helen and Julian on it with me. The best part is how teammates react when their team members fall into the lava never to be seen again.

I've been having more dreams. It's been a lot so I'm just now getting to talk about it. I don't even know how to start processing.

[JACE]

Did you know you're my brother already?

Pandemonium is all decorated for Pride and we have a special Pride Martini on the menu for the entire month of June. We'll have other events throughout the week so if you're looking for a safe place, with good music and drinks, to celebrate Pride come on down.

I just want to know why now he wants an actual relationship that’s more than phone calls at Christmas and birthdays. And where the hell he gets off introducing himself to anyone as my dad. He’s not my dad. He lost that chance when he bailed on me and mom right after I was born leaving my aunt and uncle to help her out raising me while he was doing what the fuck ever in England and not giving two thoughts to his son and ex in New York. He’s not my DAD.

My DAD is Michael Wayland. The man who stepped up and married my mom and helped raise me. Who did everything he could to build a friendship with my aunt and uncle and to let me know that he wasn’t trying to replace ANYONE. Who actually started the thing of me calling Stephen at Christmas and his birthday. Don’t just show up in California out of nowhere claiming something you've never been. And sure as hell don’t show up at my job doing it.

[Family - includes Simon]
I know that punching him in the nuts next time I see him doing it will be a bad idea. I just can’t remember why exactly right now.

[Jesus]
Chance you’d be up for sparring after classes are done for the night?

I've already seen enough here to know that the dreams were real, but I guess that I really have been getting them myself. It's the only way I can explain the bracelet from my dreams showing up on my wrist today. I really wish I dreamed of some space utopia instead of what I wound up with though.

I guess in my dreams, superheroes are real. But they don't come and save you when you need rescuing. They just crown themselves kings and queens of the new world order, and throw themselves a victory parade every year to celebrate the day they murdered the man who had tried to set us all free and to remind everyone that they're in charge now. I can't believe how many people believe the lies the churn out.

[Nathaniel]

I... owe you an apology. For before.

I'm still not convinced ghosts or whatever exist, but... well, I guess there's a lot of things that I didn't think were possible that are.

Got invited to a pretty fun Pride celebration last night by a few guys I've done some modeling with here. That was a lot of fun and is getting me excited for the big Pride parade here soon. Definitely going to drag Helen out with me and maybe I'll ask my dad if I can bring some of the kiddos with.

Although, I do have to figure out some good makeup to cover up this rune that decided to appear on my skin after I dreamt about it. Why we have to put this rune on the back of our hand I will never understand, but it is what it is.

Nice to know that dream me is an artist too. And my best friend here was my dream best friend as well.

Well at least I finally know what I did after Clary took my sensor - I followed her to her apartment. Where I arrived just in time to get her out of the building before the cops showed up but not before she got attacked by a ravener demon. Which if she hadn’t run off like that I might have been able to protect her from but we’ll never know I guess. When she ran into it it was already half dead so it could be a lot worse but she still got poisoned and I don’t have anything with me to actually deal with that so I have to just try my best to treat her wounds. And then use my stele to draw a rune on her to hide her from other demons that might be in the area and then take her back to the Institute. I can practically hear the lecture already

Because we can have another listening party, we're gonna be jamming out to the B-side of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Dedicated" album tonight. Come dance, enjoy the tunes, and take part in the random CRJ swag giveaway.

Let the bouncer know that "Alec sent you."

PS the bouncer is a pushover. :P

EDIT::
Additional announcement: "Chromatica by Lady Gaga" listening party next Friday! Come give us some "Stupid Love" ;)

Seems like things following me out of my dreams is going to be a thing.

This morning I woke up with a crude knife dream me made from part of the drop ship.

So, not only am I part fey in my dreams but apparently also part Nephilim and therefore something called a Shadowhunter apparently. While it was great seeing my mom in the Dreams it sucked to go through her death again and then get thrust into this Shadowhunter world with my father instead. Apparently as a Shadowhunter we fight demons and help protect ourselves and the rest of the world. There's a lot of politics involved that I don't quite understand yet.

But in good real news, I've signed onto a new modeling agency so now that part of my life is picking back up. And now that school is almost over for my siblings I can actually spend a lot of time with them this summer, so now I just need to come up with some fun activities - if anyone has suggestions let me know.

Weird dream last night. Which I know is a thing here. So. Yeah. Dreamed I was back in school. Living with a girl I thought I was gonna marry. And then my brother showed up, I hadn't seen him for a long time. Said our dad was MIA on a hunting trip and needed me to help him track the old man down. When I got back, my girlfriend had been murdered and there was a fire that I only survived because my brother came back and pulled me out.

I don't even know how I'm supposed to process that. Or the grief, because I feel like I lost someone for real. Like, she was my soul mate in the dream. And now she's gone and I...yeah. I know it's crazy. Dean? I could use some brotime. Maybe you could go with Jesse and me to the shelter to look at dogs?

I go through here on my down times from work and home seeing that majority of everyone has such extra ordinary dreams and yet, I'm just plain jane here, went through Police officer Academy, working my way up to be a cop. I'm working with my father the whole time, who isn't my father, really the only odd thing about my dreams so far.

I feel like I'm rambling, one beer too many tonight. Anyways, got colors to pick out for the wedding.


Be safe this weekend, everyone.

Nothing like dreaming about getting dumped. Guess I'm officially one of you now. It's five o'clock somewhere, right?

So. This is a network of Dreamers. Guess I'm one of you now.

Dreamed up the zombie apocalypse last night. Me and my brother (what?) were part of a group of survivors outside Atlanta (what the what?). I was tracking a deer, my brother went into the city with some of the others. He's a loud mouthed bigot, and he got left behind, handcuffed to a roof. The just left him there, and I? Didn't handle it well.

I didn't grow up with my brother, have had little to no contact with him my whole life. Never felt like brothers, really. He's from my father's first marriage. But in this dream, there was something more familial between us. As intense as the whole zombie apocalypse is, the fear I felt for my brother chained up on that roof was very real.

I'm really glad I have the restaurant grand opening this weekend to distract me.

Is there anything better than having a girlfriend who owns a bakery? No, I don't think there is. Not only do I get to taste test new things she's working on, but she brings home extras at night. It's a good thing I've been working out. Otherwise I'd probably have gained like fifty pounds by now.

After the flight I just had, I need a drink.

Anyone want to give a guy recommendations?

Okay.

Guess I was admitted to the weird dream club. We should get pins or tee shirts, just saying.

I was on some placed called the Isle of the Lost which was not a great place to be apparently. I was hiding because the Auradonian kids weren't supposed to know I was there or something. One minute we were at Dr. Facilier's Vodoo shop and then poof. Wished into a genie lamp.

She was not at all happy about people popping in.

Hey, I'm Clary. I just moved here. I've got to ask though...are vivid dreams, I mean like really vivid normal? It almost felt real, if that makes sense. Don't mind me, I probably sound crazy.

Oh dear, where did the day go? It seems that Alexander and I completely lost track of time today. ;)

Who has seen the video of the preying mantis eating the murder hornet? That might just be the craziest thing I've ever seen and I've seen people eaten by Walkers, in my dreams. I've always heard that female mantises eat the heads of the males after mating, but I've never actually seen anything like it before and someone posted that video on facebook and I couldn't look away as it devoured the hornet's head.

Finally, a chance to show off my skills. Lightsabers aren't too different than rapiers.

I'm not even going to lie, today has been so much fun! I know not everyone feels the same way, but getting to use my powers as much as I did today and helping as many people as I did is just exhilarating. Those Stormtroopers didn't know what to make of the fact that their blasters had no affect on me and I was able to pull the legs off those Walkers with my bare hands.

Anyone else have a good time today?

I feel like I woke up in one of Simon's movies.

I got my delivery this afternoon, one tried to steal from me! Quick reflexes kicked in and was able to get my bag of flour back. but I decided they must be hungry and thirsty so I put some food out on a tray and paper cups of water.

Big mistake. They have been chanting, banging on the door and the wall to get my attention for more. I gave in, went to put another tray out, nearly tripped over rocks and noticed the weeds that appeared outside the door. I'm assuming it's payment.

Max is going to love seeing them when he gets out of school.

What n'the hell is this?? Got some teddy bears jabberin' in my backyard an' messin' with my grill! I tried shooin' them away but now they think the Yaka arrow is some kinda magic. Up and started with this weird chantin' and carryin' on like...I dunno, but now they keep followin' me around!

It's interesting how in all of my dreams from The Shadowhunter Academy, we end up getting told some sort of story about past Shadowhunters and sure, that's more or less what happens in regular school, you learn stories from the past, but it's even more interesting here because practically everyone we learn about has some connection to my friends.

In one dream we learned about an ancestor of Jace's who was half warlock and he was expelled from the Academy. I also realized that if I ever decided I wanted a parabatai, it would be Clary. Of course I need to survive becoming a Shadowhunter first in order to even ask her. I also decided to write letters to Isabelle and Clary, wanting to know more about the things I couldn't remember.

Clary wrote back and we started exchanging letters regularly. Isabelle however, sent my letter back. Our next guest speaker after that was none other than The Inquisitor Robert Lightwood, Izzy and Alec's father. He came to talk about Valentine and their time at the Academy and how Valentine formed The Circle. Izzy ended up coming with him, but she wasn't happy about it at all and she didn't want to talk to me. In fact, she spent a lot of time flirting with Jon and George. Then out of the blue she says she wants to summon a demon, which I really didn't think was a good idea t all.

I wanted to tell Catarina and the others, but I also didn't want to get them in trouble. In the end, another student got there first, but it turned out the whole thing was a test to see how many of us were vulnerable to repeating something like with the Circle. Everyone failed, but me and Julie. Then after Izzy and her dad talked, which wasn't really the best of talks, me and Izzy talked and turns out she was flirting with Jon to make me jealous and she apologized for sending my letter back unopened. Things are looking better for us.


Now as for real world news, Rock Solid Panda have a show Saturday night at [name of club]. I'm really looking forward to it cause we haven't had a show in a while. We were supposed to have two in March and had to postpone them, this is one of the postponed shows actually. So come on out and see us.

This place making me be 16 again is getting really old. Twice now I've woken up as a teenager since moving out here - at least this time around I get to stay at my place instead of having to crash in Alec and Magnus' guest room for a couple days.

So, not only is my boyfriend suddenly sixteen again, which is extremely weird, but when I got to the gym today, there was grass growing in my keyboard. I distinctly remember there being no grass when I left last night and my office is locked when Jace and I leave, so it's not as if anyone could have gotten in there.

I'm really not a fan of April Fool's Day around here.

Whatever it is that caused this to happen, I am not amused!

You know, I'll never understand why people say Tom Nook from animal crossing is evil. He doesn't charge any interest on his loans, my mortgage has absolutely no due date, and I pay it off doing things around my island (and my village before that) that I was going to do anyway. Besides, he's got two little nephews? to take care of.

And if you catch him at the right time in the tent, you can annoy him by running around in circles while he's trying to read or drink his beer. No, Nintendo, I don't believe that can's a soda in the least.

Blathers, on the other hand, can quit telling me how gross he thinks my donations are before I find a new museum curator. I wish I could have just hired your sister instead.

So I was out yesterday and I was driving back to the Institute when this guy on a motorcycle drove by me. The guy on the motorcycle was wearing a helmet that legit looked like he was wearing a giant stuffed panda head! Since I was behind him, I could only see the back and the ears so I wasn't able to see if it was just a regular helmet made to look like a panda head or if it was a legit stuffed panda head. I have so many questions and I don't think they'll ever be answered. Alright, that's no totally true since I did google panda motorcycle helmets, but having not seen the front of this guy's helmet, all I can picture is him wearing an actual panda costume head.