Network

For an enlightening experiment.

Don't call me, I'll call you

That bar is still trash. You can do better.

I had the most wonderful dreams! I was a machine! Ruthless! Efficient! For science!

I was testing schrodinger's cat paradox on bring your cat to work day. The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Of course, Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats. Nuerotoxin has so many uses.

That wasn't even the best dream. Miles and miles of test chambers and a beautifulwonderful test subject to make go through them!

I need that ASHPD. I could do so much with it. I could revolutionize everything.

Ah, a local network! Good for community social integration without timing inconveniences of face-to-face meetings. Also seems to have effect on honesty of posters, like most forms of anonymity. Benefits of truth outweigh risk if threat of physical confrontation lessened. Digital age has produced interesting new perspective on communication.

Still prefer talking aloud, of course. Auditory learner, need to hear to stimulate thought process. But network useful during especially busy times.

I've reached my quota for stupid today.

1. Pita


2. Cake


3. Rats


4. Cameras


5. Neurotoxin


6. Milk


7. Platinum


8. Test Tubes


9. Gold Contacts


10. Eggs

everyone keeps talking about their dreams

i think it's aliens