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Well, I just punched a cop out cold. Felt good, but should've taken a photo.

It's almost Halloween. I want pumpkins. I also want to put spiders and webs in the window.

[Izzy and Alec]
Did we ever decide what we were doing for Halloween or do you have plans already?

[Clary]
How are you?

[Faye]
Boo!

I think I've invented a new drink. Tell me if someone's already come up with this. Hot apple cider with a shot of Goldschlager. The most amazing thing ever, right?

Now, if only I could shake the feeling that I'm being followed

Okay Valarnet!

I'm here, I'm settled in, and it's Friday night. The clubbing dresses are all unpacked so someone tell me where I'm going tonight! Anyone want to join? It's going to be fun!

Helja
I can't wait to meet you and Garm!

HUNG OVER

and it feels good.

Know what? Sometimes life ain't that bad. It's the little things, like watching the fat guy across the street fall off his scooter onto a fire hydrant that makes life worth clinging onto with one hand. That was funny.



( private to Bella Donna Boudreaux )( private to Faye Valentine )
( private to Vala Mal Doran )

I'm homeless. God bless America, the medical bills for my hand ate up my savings and now I'm gone, baby, gone. Son of a bitch, they didn't even give me any real notice. Landlord said I was a 'problem tenant' and he was glad to be rid of me. I broke his nose.

Anybody got a couch I can crash on? I'm a shitty roommate but I'm drug-free.

Seems to me there is too much negativity in the air... So since it's no longer Monday (because that is always a downer) how about you tell me the best clean joke you got?

Damn. It's been a long time since my early morning bloody mary hasn't worked on my hangover. But it was worth it. That was an incredible night. Even if some bits of it are blurry.

I desperately need to go shopping for a new autumn wardrobe and shoes.

I'm open to recommendations.

Would anyone care to accompany me for an evening out?

Party at Always tonight! Best way to forget the craziness of the last week is to drink it away right?

Free drink for anybody who was switched or who knows someone who was switched :D

Oh, thank God for boobs.

I'm not even sure this body is old enough to drink or if it is that it can handle the amount that I need to consume right now.

[Private to Glimmer, Gin, Merle and Vala]

I appear to be in the body of a twenty something blonde girl. And I really do wish I was joking.

Gotta love this place right?

I'm thinking of taking a short vacation - Always is doing well and I feel I can leave her in capable hands for a few days. Anybody recommend anywhere? Or want to come along for the ride? ;)

Haven't had a whole lot of luck hoofin' it around and asking for applications. Does anyone on this network know of a place that's hiring? I've got plenty of experience bar tending and waitressing.

Since my birthday is next Monday, I want to do something this weekend. Does anyone know of any clubs that I could take over for the night? Say, Saturday? I want to actually remember my birthday this year. Most of last year is a haze.

Why is finding decent men so damn difficult? I don't know where to look anymore.

I'm going to New York for like a long weekend starting next weekend. Speak now if you want to join me.

I know its not a BIG deal if I don't know what I want to major in by the first day of college but I keep thinking about it.

I mean I really like event planning. It's something I am really good at and I really think I could enjoy doing every day. My dad keeps pushing me to consider other degrees that are more reputable. Something like a nursing program or a degree in law. Great jobs but I'm not quite sure they're me.

I mean how cool would it be to be the person that organizes and puts together an event. A celebration or something. Knowing that you made their day?

There's still time. I'm sure I'll figure it out at some point.

In other news, I think I'm in need of ice cream.

I have the absolute worse hangover, my mouth tastes like someone's balls, and I think I lost my favorite knickers.

I call last night a success.

I think I'm going to do a pub crawl until I'm so hammered I can't feel my face.

Going to do something next week I haven't actually done in years.

26, motherfuckers! That's 19 husks, 5 of those weird bird-things with the back of the head way out, and a couple of guys and me took down 2 of those big bastards with the armour! Today was a good day! Fuckin' alien pricks shoulda known, ain't nobody can kill Merle but Merle!

Okay, compadres, I took down six so far. Six of those big blue bastards, and they bleed like a punctured engine. Damn, but this is fun! I go out during the day with my shotgun and knife, then return to a smokin' hot lady friend at night. Rinse, repeat.

The chest can take a couple of hits before everything blows away, but if you wanna take 'em down fast, go for the fucking head. Hoo, boy, this is crazy-fun. Ain't like killing normal folks, neither, more like hunting game. I don't know what the bites do to ya, if you end up turning into one like in the movies, but I don't plan on finding out. Gonna head out now, have a little hunt and up my points.

I love this fucking city!

So, this new singer at the coffee house on saturday, who wants to come with me? And then for some drinky-poos afterwards of course! ;)

Calling all young people who have just graduated high school!

In honor of this fact (and because my sister and her boyfriend are among you) I am opening Always on Monday evening for a party. Non-alcoholic cocktails, music and fun are all yours.

Cover charge of $10 then you're free to drink and dance all night. I look forward to seeing you all there!

My tea sets.

They are singing.

I had such an interesting dream last night... My husband and I were in sixteenth century Spain, gambling in some alley -- at least, I think it was sixteenth century. Granted, my knowledge of history isn't that great. We were winning, but our opponent offered us a map of the New World against all our cash -- and not just any part of the New World, but a map to El Dorado. Miguel was, of course, all over it. I wasn't so enthused, but Zaragoza wouldn't take no for an answer.

Miguel, I love you, but I am never going to take you to poker with me. You are not a good luck charm, darling.

All work and no play makes Penelope a something something. Anyone want to go out for drinks tonight? Figured a lot of people on here could use a night to relax and recharge, so let's all go out and have a couple of drinks and do some dancing and pretend that our lives aren't busy and awful.

Has anyone ever dreamed, and then woken up, and wonder what the hell was wrong with them? I mean...that was it? All that suffering and all that pain and that's what I choose to do? Romantic, perhaps, but also nutters.

I suppose I earned it, and Maker only knows what awaited me on the other side of that Eluvian...

In other news, I’m rather enjoying playing with my staff. It’s long, and it’s very hard, and you should see what comes out of it!

A few more weeks and I'll be free from this plague we call high school. I won't miss it really, I won't. The adults always tell you you will miss it but they're lying. They really just miss their youth not that dreaded place. I am certainly buying myself a new camera as a reward for making it through.

Oi, summer is way too hot already. Someone remind me why I decided I want to live here again. Antarctica would be nice if it weren't for the fact there are so many penguins.

Not gonna lie, I was very tempted to go on over to the Hollywood Walk of Fame today for The Backstreet Boys Star Ceremony thing. You don't see NSYNC with a star on the Walk of Fame, now do you? Nope. Just goes to show who had the staying power and which boy band was better. No girl here, over the age of twenty five can say that they didn't have BSB or NSYNC debates.

Hey Valarnet.

Weirdest thing in the world just happened to me when I woke up and now I'm passing my windfall on to all of you.

You know the skittles rainbow? That just happened. In my living room.

And it doesn't seem to be ending any time soon. You want some candy? Come on over!

It's my birthday Valarnet! And I'm having a party! Stop by Always mention the net and you're in! First drinks on me!

See you all there party people!

OOC: If your character has ever interacted with Faye or knows her from Always you'll be on this list


Wednesday is my birthday and as such I want to drink with friends so I am inviting you all to Always where I will be holding a party!

Nothing is required except yourselves and your party spirit :D

Opening a new nightclub in a few weeks, looking for servers, bartenders and bouncers.

Hoping open interviews next week at [address]. Decent pay, benefits, etc. Name's Joe, and look forward to seeing you there.

It's Thirsty Thursday and I just pulled a twelve hour shift at the diner and don't work tomorrow. Who's going to the bar with me tonight?

I am not sure about anyone else but I always found the Easter bunny a little scary. Or maybe it is just the creep people in the suits.

So I'm back at the bar tonight. I'm looking forward to it. It'll be nice to do something normal again. Apparently James told all the regulars I was having some kind of surgery, so I need to make up a story about that. Maybe he'll even forget what really happened, which would probably be better for everyone involved.

Anyone have any surgical horror stories they'd like to share? I'm tempted to tell everyone who asks a different story just to mess with them, but it would probably be easier to just have one really convincing story.

Okay, who is actually going drinking with me tomorrow night? I need to get my drink on! The one requirement is that you have to wear something green. And for those who come out with me, I may have cupcakes.

Coffee is sooooooooo good.

Why am I up so early on a Saturday morning? Ugh. Things were strange yesterday, and now I'm hung over. I really wish I could be sleeeeeeping. Booooooo. The screen's too bright.

So, St. Patrick's Day is coming up soon and I think I'm going to try making pistachio cupcakes. Faye, I hope you aren't allergic to nuts, because I expect you to taste test.

Also, whose going out bar hopping with me on St. Patrick's Day? I know it's a few weeks away, but I'm gonna need some green beer asap!

Well, Vala, when you throw a party...

Well this is different! Kinda fun though, right?

So, who's up for a social gathering of happy, single people tomorrow night at Always? :D

I just heard that you can get drunker quicker when you mix alcohol with diet coke instead of regular, cause diet has no sugar and gets into the bloodstream quicker. Looks like my new drink of choice is rum and diet coke.

Since today is my day off, I think I'm gonna try a few of these new cupcake recipes I found last night.

Ok, so I'm fairly new to America, anyone want to fill me in on this Superbowl stuff? I feel like I want to be in on it :)