So, I decided to take a nap when I got home, so that I can stay up and make cupcakes later and I had the craziest dream. I was still a waitress, but I was back in New York and the diner was owned by this really small Asian man, who was really easy to make fun of and the cook was even more of a lech than the one at my real job is. So, Han hires this new waitress who turns out to be kind of like Paris Hilton, but smarter and not skanky and her father is in jail for some sort of fraud so she's poor now and she tries to convince me that I can sell my cupcakes for seven bucks at the diner. Then my boyfriend hits on her and I get mad at her, but then I catch my boyfriend in bed with some other girl. Why dream me is dating this loser, I have no idea. Then she totally steals my break up scene with him. Then I took her to Goodwill to teach her to shop on a budget.
I was also working for some really ditzy socialite as a babysitter for her twins. Oh and did I mention that Caroline, that's the smarter Paris, had a horse? Because she did. And he lived in my backyard.
Well now that I've gotten the crazy dream telling out of the way, it's time to make the cupcakes.