Oh you're an excitable one. I don't see you as that at all, though I will admit it made me giggle.
I will have to see how my schedule is, I have several performances to do this month for the Holiday season.
Perhaps you would be interested in a front row seat to the Concert de Noël that will be happening on the 23rd. It's sold out, of course. But I have 1 floor ticket available from the comp tickets given out to friends? I can throw in a meet and greet pass.
We can have cocoa and cookies by the fireplace in the top floor of the concert hall's back rooms. Restraining orders aren't my style. I know how to handle unruly fans.