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Oliver Queen | Arrow (grumpyarrow) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2021-01-20 11:20:00

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alexandra udinov, amycus carrow, catherine pinkerton, laurel lance (black canary), may parker, oliver queen (green arrow)

My kid just told me at breakfast today that she wished she could see Santa's naughty list. I asked her if she's worried that she's on it because of the epic tantrum she threw at dinner last night.

She said no. She wants to see who she can have the most fun with.

I think I'm in trouble.

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	worefishnets 2021-01-20 04:32 pm UTC (link)
	I never knew dino nuggets were tantrum worthy. HA! She gets that all from you, maybe 30% Lance - Sara is her Aunt after all. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-01-25 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Apparently they didn't look enough like dinos. Oh I'm pretty sure all of this is from the Lance side of the family! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worefishnets 2021-01-25 02:06 am UTC (link)
	Cause they weren't.... Oh no, babe. All you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-01-27 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	The chicken nugget people need to make them more realistic though. Next time I'm going to drop Livvy off at the factory and they can deal with her. Let's see how fast they change their production. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worefishnets 2021-01-28 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	You nearly made me snort my coffee, Oliver! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-01-28 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	You know it'd be an efficient way to have the problem solved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	worefishnets 2021-01-28 05:00 pm UTC (link)
	I agree, I think she's going to be a layer when she's older. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-02-03 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	If she does become a lawyer, she's going to be great at it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aunt_may 2021-01-20 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	That is amazing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-01-25 02:00 am UTC (link)
	I honestly don't know where she gets this from. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notofhearts 2021-01-23 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Your daughter has the right idea. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-01-25 01:59 am UTC (link)
	It's absolutely not the right idea! She needs to want to stay on the good list! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notofhearts 2021-01-25 06:13 am UTC (link)
	About who she'd have the most fun with! Not wanting to get on the naughty list! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-01-27 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	I mean, her logic isn't wrong. People on the naughty list likely do have more fun. If she's anything like me though, she's going to get on that naughty list pretty fast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notofhearts 2021-01-30 03:10 am UTC (link)
	But worse gifts from Santa. Make sure she knows the tradeoff. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-02-03 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	If she gets coal for Christmas I'm pretty sure she'll start a riot. She's already working on her plans to capture Santa this year. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notofhearts 2021-02-04 07:38 am UTC (link)
	...She might already be on the naughty list. Those kids might be looking to hang out with her to have fun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-02-04 02:23 pm UTC (link)
	I think you might be right there. She was unphased by that Elf on the Shelf. She dared him to tattle on her. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bithnyianking 2021-01-23 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	You're absolutely in trouble. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-01-25 01:57 am UTC (link)
	I dread her teenage years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bithnyianking 2021-01-25 06:13 am UTC (link)
	Just remember - there's only one of her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-01-27 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	This is true. Thankfully her mother and I are a good team and we will get each other through it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bithnyianking 2021-01-30 03:11 am UTC (link)
	That's the key there. My husband and I don't have the advantage with our girls of being able to outnumber them with votes. But we do still have height on our side. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-02-03 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	What are you going to do if they outgrow you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bithnyianking 2021-02-04 07:27 am UTC (link)
	Pray that whatever dogs we have at the time still respect me more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-02-04 02:24 pm UTC (link)
	Well, if you ever need to commiserate about fatherhood with someone, hit me up. I'll buy you a drink. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	russiandoll 2021-01-26 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Your daughter is so hilarious. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-01-28 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. I think so too but I know I'm biased. I should write all this down. I could write a book. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	russiandoll 2021-01-29 12:31 pm UTC (link)
	You probably could. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	grumpyarrow 2021-02-03 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	For now I'm just collecting it all so I have some great stories to embarrass her with when she gets married. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	russiandoll 2021-02-04 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Good idea. (Reply to this) (Parent)