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Tommy ([info]fastmouth) wrote in [info]valarnet,
@ 2020-02-27 20:03:00

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Entry tags:cal kestis, daphne blake, eddie brock (venom), felix dawkins, michael rosen, peter parker (spider-man), tommy shepherd (speed)

Okay legit the best thing I have seen on the internet today.

I mean you gotta give her credit for her ingenuity and creativity but they still look like what she's trying to get away from.

For real.


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[info]parasitics
2020-02-27 09:17 pm UTC (link)
That's definitely some creative reinvention. Not sure they're any less creepy but still.

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[info]fastmouth
2020-02-27 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Right? Like kudos for trying but hate to break it to you but... those are still some actual dicks.

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[info]parasitics
2020-02-27 09:27 pm UTC (link)
The only one she might've accomplished it with is the alligator, and even then, I'm sure looking down on it is still questionable.

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[info]fastmouth
2020-02-27 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Go for the aerial view and she is totally fucked. I mean, I gotta wonder why she's super keen on using that cake pan but at the same time more power to her.

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[info]parasitics
2020-02-27 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Alternatively. Just make penis cakes for bachelorette parties?

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[info]fastmouth
2020-02-27 09:35 pm UTC (link)
She'd make a fortune outta of it and would literally have people clamouring for them.

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[info]parasitics
2020-02-27 09:43 pm UTC (link)
Right? Have a penis shaped cake tin, work with it. God knows it could be a good niche. Probably better than those horrors.

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[info]fastmouth
2020-02-27 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Maybe she exhausted all her creativity with those monstrosities?

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[info]parasitics
2020-02-27 10:03 pm UTC (link)
I mean, how creative do you need to be to make a cock cake?

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[info]fastmouth
2020-02-27 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Well to make it? None, but to try and paint it to look like something else? 100% creative.

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