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Tweak says, "Sexy no jutsu!"

Asher Beckett Ramsey (mysteryhunter) wrote in valarnet,
@ 2019-11-12 08:52:00

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billy kaplan (wiccan), dipper pines, james, mabel pines, paine, simon lewis, stanley worthington (nine)

Who would have thought gnomes would be so aggressive?

Also, I woke up this morning with a pain in my forehead, and when I peeled my hair back there was a birthmark. Not just any birthmark. Nooo. One in the shape of the... wait for it, the Big Dipper. Thank God I have enough hair to hide it or you know I could just wear the hat that also turned up.

Now Mabel calling me Dipper all makes sense.

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	demisword 2019-11-12 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Are these the same gnomes from your sisters dream? They sound serious. But at least your birthmark is easy to hide. Or you could've pretended it was a tattoo in the shape of the big dipper. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mysteryhunter 2019-11-14 08:30 am UTC (link)
	Yes, yes, they are. They are a thing, apparently. Thank god for fringes, floppy hair and hats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-11-20 07:16 pm UTC (link)
	A bad thing? I mean, I guess kidnapping is pretty serious and all. I think that's exactly why hats are a thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysteryhunter 2019-11-20 07:32 pm UTC (link)
	They were thankfully massively incompetent when it came to retaining their kidnap victim. And beanies, those too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-11-21 09:43 am UTC (link)
	Incompetence is really what you want in a kidnapper. Top trait, very desirable. That probably helps the floppy fringe too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysteryhunter 2019-11-21 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	Most definitely. Highly recommended. And thank God for hair is all I'm saying. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-11-21 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	If I can ever put in a prerequisite for kidnappers I'll remember that. I guess you need to never fall asleep at a frat party? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysteryhunter 2019-11-22 08:55 am UTC (link)
	Good thing I don't really frequent those sorts of parties or... any parties for that matter. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-11-26 09:29 am UTC (link)
	Probably for the best. Depending on the group you could’ve ended up with a whole set of constellations on your head. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysteryhunter 2019-11-26 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, and nobody wants that. Like at all. Better to just avoid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-11-27 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	I wouldn’t say no one. Maybe not on the head. But star signs are probably a popular tattoo request. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysteryhunter 2019-11-27 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Probably. Not that I'm overly familiar with tattoos because I don't have any or know anyone with any - do you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-11-27 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	I have one. It’s not a star constellation though. And definitely not on my face. I’m not a rapper or a gangster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	mysteryhunter 2019-12-05 08:33 am UTC (link)
	I will never understand face tattoos. You mind me asking what it is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	demisword 2019-12-10 10:15 am UTC (link)
	Same. I’m pretty sure they should’ve remained a gang thing. It’s a skull and roses on my thigh. Because I was 18 and stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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