Why did I ever swipe right on that last Tinder profile is beyond me. The guy was a complete ass. He was some model, but that must have been all airbrushing. I don't judge by looks alone, but when you say you are 30 and 6'2, and look 40 and 5'10 - NOPE. What the hell? Must have modeled shoes or something. So after a rather boring conversation about his pet snake, he kept asking if I would call him. No. Definite no.