So, I'm a vampire the things you find out when you almost bite someone thanks to this craziness, but now it's Friday the 13th and a harvest moon and I'm starting to feel a little weird.
Is a werewolf vampire actually a thing? I feel like I'm in a horribly written YA novel and some sparkly vampire and jorts wearing werewolf are going to show up and fight for my love.
I think I might have to find a place to hide out because I don't want to hurt anyone if I end up turning... I hate this!