|Haruhi Fujioka (damnrichpeople) wrote in valarnet,|
@ 2019-01-13 21:56:00
|Entry tags:||haruhi fujioka, lito rodriguez, nico di angelo, tamaki suoh, vanessa cleveland|
When you’ve lived in apartments all of your life, you get used to having really weird neighbors. I don’t know, maybe people in houses have the same ratio of weird neighbors, but they don’t move as much, so new ones aren’t introduced in as often, or you simply aren’t in as close contact with them because you don’t share walls and parking lots.
Long before I had the next door neighbor that partied all night while her parents were gone, there was the woman that lived in the apartment on the other side of us. She kept a blue tarp up on her back patio, and in fact you can still see it on google street view, since they haven’t updated their pictures of our apartment in… ever. She kept the tarp up so she could sunbathe nude, something well known here because of how many times the wind blew it away and she chased it in her birthday suit. Somehow this never got her kicked out by the landlord. (What did get her kicked out by the landlord was not paying her rent.)
So Dad tells me today the person who lives in that apartment now said that a woman named Linda came by, talking about how she used to live there and how she was thinking of moving back. The same Linda we’ve had confused collection agencies sending us mail for ever since she moved away. ...There’s no way, if it’s the same woman, they’d rent to her again, is there? After they had to kick her out the first time.
Naked lady returns. Just as we were getting used to having sane neighbors.