I dunno if you've found anyone already but I got references and have been known to keep odd hours, being an engineering major and all. Should probably preface that I might fake-teleport your bro since that's a thing people should know, but it's totally safe and 100% legit and probably one of the less-weird things that might crop up around here. And I can teach him how to make puns. That's my most marketable skill. Sans doubt.
That joke's only funny if you know my name's Sans. Probably should mention that.