So, my boyfriend got banned from the coffee maker today. I'm not sure if it's a permanent ban or temporary, and there honestly isn't much I can do about it when I'm not home to keep him from trying to recreate this tumblr hall of fame post. I mean, I didn't see the caffeine pills, but he was mixing Monster with some weird, insanely strong coffee he ordered online. So you see why it's close enough to make me worry, right?
We're not even in school right now, why risk the heart attack?