I just completely embarrassed myself. Luckily I didn't have any witnesses since I was alone in my apartment. So I could do the sensible thing and keep it to myself. Or I could talk about it on the network. I'm apparently a glutton for punishment, so guess which one I've picked?
I tried to pay my credit card bill, and for some reason the password wouldn't take. None of my usual passwords took, and I couldn't figure out what I set it as. Because I don't usually change from them unless a website's made me. I tried to get it to let me reset my password, and it doesn't recognize my email at all. I start to get worried that maybe someone's hacked my account, or I've gone to a phishing site by accident and now someone's going to hack my account. So I went to grab my wallet to call the company.
I got my card out and… my card is for a different company than the one I was trying to pay on. I don't even have a card for that company at all.
The cherry on top? I'd already scheduled a payment for this month, so I didn't even need to go through any of this at all.