I lived in this town in the desert--Night Vale--and there, I was a radio host at the quaint, community radio station. There, I reported on things that needed reporting, such as the City Council opening a dog park that, they and I were sure to let everyone know, was not for dogs. DO NOT APPROACH THE DOG PARK. DO NOT APPROACH THE HOODED FIGURES IN THE DOG PARK, I told everyone. And this was so completely normal.
Also, there is a wonderful old woman named Josie and she has angels that live with her. REAL ANGELS.
But okay, the most important part of the dream is this: a scientist came to town with a group of other scientists and he is so handsome, like, I can't even begin to explain. LITERALLY MY DREAM MAN. He has a perfect jaw and perfect teeth and a perfect face and perfect hair and basically perfect everything.
I met him face-to-face and he said that Night Vale is by far the most scientifically interesting community in the U.S. He then smiled at me, and I fell in love. I'm not kidding, I just... I fell in love right then and there.
His name is Carlos and I wish he was real. BRAIN, WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHERE DID CARLOS COME FROM?