While I was shopping downtown, I saw a green fuzzy dude tried to take a kid's present. I'm not a huge fan of the holidays - I've never had a family before - but that's just low. So I kicked the dude in the crotch and gave the kid her present back.
He said he was the Grinch and that I had a colder heart than him.
Does this make me Queen Grinch? I'm kinda okay with it.