I have decided to start playing football; and no, not that silly game Americans play that they call football because you play mostly with your hands (I mean, really, were people just confused?).
But yes! I do intend to play real football. It turns out I'm quite fantastic on it, and apparently did a bang up job the other day making someone 'break their bank'. I don't really know why my footwork would do anything in regards to breaking one's financial institution, but still I took it as a wonderful compliment.