All that being said: I wish Mum were around to watch this video with me. Don't worry, if you click it takes you to an article about a woman who is going to have a dolphin midwife. Yes. I said dolphin midwife. There's a video of another woman included as a sort of footnote. She had a human midwife, but a dolphin attending. The dolphin looks suitably confused, as would anyone who had a person randomly come into their house, plant their arse down, and start birthing a child would look.
So now I am equal parts nostalgic and homesick for my mother, as well as grossed out.