ᴀʀᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇʟ (calibrations) wrote in valarnet, @ 2015-05-13 21:03:00 |
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Date #1 ended with someone choking, then promptly dying on our dinner table. And actual dinner.
Date #2 involved avoiding the general public and eating at the beach, except I've unknowingly developed an allergic reaction to mangos and ended up hospitalized. Briefly.
I don't know whether to be mad or actually be impressed by my spree of unfortunate events, but that urge to shoot something still remains.