All right, Valarnet. Moving past all the depressing or the what-the-hell shit that's been happening around here lately. This is the informal but official invitation to everyone to my 21st birthday bash.
It's gonna be at [location], September 23, 9pm. OsCorp is fronting the bill for all the drinks so don't worry about racking up a bar tab. And I've managed to make it all right for all you underagers to be there, but you gotta wear a wristband so the bartenders know you're not allowed to drink. (That was mostly the PR team and not me.)
[Private to Peter Parker, Remy, and Lucy]
After party the next day in Chicago? I know technically SOME of you can't drink at a bar but we can have a good hotel crashing party, and I wanna check out this one place.