Trying to find a date as a vampire is totes harder than you'd think. I mean I could mez the person but that's skeevy as fuck, but when he or she sees my eyes it's like they've gone to nopetown. It sucks.
Well you get the occasional person who's way into it but most of the time that's kinda not a long-term thing.
And then there's the baby which is another nopetown kinda thing!