Just because I'm not moping anymore doesn't mean I want to be set up with your cousin, brother, aunt, uncle, dog breeder, roommate, priest - actually priests would be okay. But seriously. Stop setting me up, world. I don't think anyone here has done it, but my secretary, chauffeur, tailor, and regular barista have all tried to set me up.
Let me have a period of time where I lay around and eat in my PJs for a while, okay?